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Nilaplayboy
All members are post sms here
Rohitkohli888
QUOTE (Nilaplayboy @ Jan 3 2013, 10:46 PM) *
All are here

very nice bro
Nilaplayboy
"!...............! -It'S The Bridge Of Our Relationship,When U R Sad & Lonely Cross It.I'Ll Wait On Other Side & If U R Afraid Just Tell Me.I'Ll CROSS It 4 U.
Nilaplayboy
WE LIVE IN OUR DREAMS BUT DREAMS MAY DIE,DON'T GET SHATTERED NEVER EVER CRY.THE WORLD IS BIG & HAS LOTS TO GIVE,PICK UP A NEW DREAM,THATS THE WAY TO LIVE!!
Nilaplayboy
In your life, problems may start from Haywards 2000 or Haywards 5000, but you must take it as a Royal Challange. Otherwise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black Label on you. But you must fight like Nepoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 PM & think like Directors Special, then your life will be Imperial Blue. If you do all the things, you'll be an Aristrocrat & there will be good value for your Signature...
Cheerzz..!!!
Rohitkohli888
QUOTE (Nilaplayboy @ Jan 3 2013, 11:04 PM) *
In your life, problems may start from Haywards 2000 or Haywards 5000, but you must take it as a Royal Challange. Otherwise people will call you Old Monk & stick a Black Label on you. But you must fight like Nepoleon, live like Bagpiper, walk like Johny Walker, work till 8 PM & think like Directors Special, then your life will be Imperial Blue. If you do all the things, you'll be an Aristrocrat & there will be good value for your Signature...
Cheerzz..!!!

clapping.gif bro can v also write here?
Nilaplayboy
People say

A kind kiss is on 4head

A sweet kiss is on chiks

A passionate on lips

A romentic on neck
bt seriously d
HOTTEST kiss is on d


iron..!Try it.
Nilaplayboy
Whenever u fall,trust me I'll always be der to catch u..

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Oops!
I wasn't ready !!!
Nilaplayboy
The breeze has awakened the earth, and Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning n I hope I m not late 2 wish you "GOOD MORNING".
Nilaplayboy
We have known..


Each other 4..

Quite a while
Now, do u think


We can b more..


Than FRienDs?


I LIKE U,
Very much.
Will U B my...
PARTNER


2 rob a BANK?
Nilaplayboy
When I send SMS to u, it does't mean that u have to do the same.... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques r also accepted
Nilaplayboy
When I send SMS to u, it does't mean that u have to do the same.... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques r also accepted
Nilaplayboy
When I send SMS to u, it does't mean that u have to do the same.... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques r also accepted
Nilaplayboy
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YOU*****ME
,_ ____ ._@""""!...,___,,,
\',__FRIEND_____-,,,
Now In this Ship.
Nilaplayboy
''Life itself cannot give u anything unless u really work for it. Life just gives u TIME n SPACE. Its upto U to fill it as much as possibl...G'mrng!
Nilaplayboy
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?


A:How do you breathe through that thing!!
Nilaplayboy
Friendship has 1 law.... Never make ur friend feel alone till u r there...! So disturb ur friends as much as u can, like me...!!
Nilaplayboy
The world is round.....
We will meet again & again....
Whenever we meet, I will ask u.... "HOW ARE YOU?"
Hope u will don't ask me...
"WHO ARE YOU?"
Nilaplayboy
Not every BIRD can DANCE, but PEACOCK did it.Not every FLOWER can represent LOVE, but ROSE did it.Not every FRIEND can reach upto HEART,But u did it.GM
Nilaplayboy
Friendship is like a rubberband fully fkexible.You can stretch it as much as you want but don't leave it aftar stretching.It hurts a lot.
Nilaplayboy
A B C D




A=U R ATTRACTIVE
B=U R BEST
C=U R CUTE
D=U R DEAR TO ME
EFG




E=U R EXCELENT
F=U R FUNNY
G=U R GOOD LOOKING



HIJ




H=HAY




I=I M
J=JOKING
Nilaplayboy
WAt mkEs frnds spEciAl is d wAy Each1 rmEmbrs d OthEr wEn dEy r ApArt,dEy mis d tAlks,d lAUghs & d timEs dEy wEre
tOgEthEr.
"LIFEchanges;memories n frnz DONT".

Nilaplayboy
WAt mkEs frnds spEciAl is d wAy Each1 rmEmbrs d OthEr wEn dEy r ApArt,dEy mis d tAlks,d lAUghs & d timEs dEy wEre
tOgEthEr.
"LIFEchanges;memories n frnz DONT".

Nilaplayboy
Father 2 son: beta u r 18yrs old.....now its time 2 discuss abt sex wid u....
Son: Ok dad ..!! ask me " ur doubts '' !!!
Nilaplayboy
Beautiful quote :-

"The Heart suffers a lot,
not because of "VIOLENCE" of other people,
But..
Because of "SILENCE" of Dear ones.
G'MRNG.
Nilaplayboy
Beautiful quote :-

"The Heart suffers a lot,
not because of "VIOLENCE" of other people,
But..
Because of "SILENCE" of Dear ones.
G'MRNG.
Nilaplayboy
Sumtimes I don't say hai, Sumtimes I don't reply. Sumtimes I don't msg u, but it doesn't mean I forgot u. It means I am giving u time to miss me:-)
Nilaplayboy
WE LIVE IN OUR DREAMS BUT DREAMS MAY DIE,DON'T GET SHATTERED NEVER EVER CRY.THE WORLD IS BIG & HAS LOTS TO GIVE,PICK UP A NEW DREAM,THATS THE WAY TO LIVE!!
Nilaplayboy
Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way.They leave u alone,when u r in a crowd & when u r alone they stand along with u lik a crowd.Gud morning
Hav a gr8 day!
Nilaplayboy
Lyf Can B Hard & isn't always Fun,bt as Nyt Brings Dark,day brngs d Sun,Wen Lyf gets Tuf & Nobdy seems 2 Care,jst let me know & i'll b dere!
Nilaplayboy
Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R ReservedFor VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH..tongue.gif ohmy.gif:D :D


Nilaplayboy
TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

smooth road never make gud drivers
clear sky never make gud pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.
Nilaplayboy
Newton Asked: How To Write Four Between Five?
Pharma Student: Nice Joke
MBA Student Said: Not Possible
Engineering Student: F(IV)E..
Nilaplayboy
After Getting Admission In Engineering Brain Has Been Divided Into Two Parts.
In Left Part, Nothing Is Right
In Right Part Nothing Is Left
Nilaplayboy
A Great Thinker Was Asked-
What Is D Meaning Of Life?
He Replied- "Life Itself Has No Meaning,
Life Is An OPPORTUNITY To Create A Meaning
Nilaplayboy
The Rule Of Engineering Student At The Examination:
P Is Inversely Propotional To T, Where S Is Constant

P= Pressure On The Brain
T= Number Of Days Left
S= Syllabus
Nilaplayboy
Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine??
Student:
What Sir??
Teacher:
Yes Its Correct JAMES WATT
Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur General Knowledge
Nilaplayboy
Life Is About The Art Of
Drawing Without An Eraser..!!
So Be Careful While Taking Decisions
About The Most Valuable Pages Of Your Life..!!
Nilaplayboy
What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?
Nilaplayboy
What is engineering?
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
“brain empty”
Nilaplayboy
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
Nilaplayboy
NICE LINES BY CHANAKYA-
U r born without anything but u
die with ur name..
So that name must not b a Word..
It must b a History!!!
Nilaplayboy
Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
cool.gif ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
Nilaplayboy
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
Nilaplayboy
A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"

He replied
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."
Nilaplayboy
Hl,
V r d Building Of imagin.
V r d Runing Gears of Success

V r d Amplfiers of Progress,

We r d CPU of Society.

Yes We r d 'ENGINEERS'
"Hpy Engineers Day!"
Nilaplayboy
Good News!

All Engineering Exams will now be only Objective Type.

Example:
3 + 3 = ?

Options:

A: 6
B: Six
C: VI
D: 6.0
Nilaplayboy
R U emotionally numb..?

Creatively challenged..?

Artistically void..?

Socially outcast..?



Financially zero..?

Congratulations..
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U r an ENGINEER..!
Nilaplayboy
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
Nilaplayboy
FANTASTIC SAYING-
Not all fingers r same in length. .
But wen they r bend , all stands
equal..
Life becomes easy wen we bend &
adjust to situations.
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