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MGRomy
sms jokes comes here...
MGRomy
Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can"
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Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" evil_2.gif
MGRomy
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
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A friend asked - How did U make it
possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding

My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife
fell down,

she got up, patted the
Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" &
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When it happened the 3rd time, she
took out a gun & shot the horse.
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I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". &

Since then we are very happy... :
Frndz_
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 19 2012, 11:14 AM) *
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
.

A friend asked - How did U make it
possible??
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.

Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding

My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife
fell down,

she got up, patted the
Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time"
.
After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" &
.
When it happened the 3rd time, she
took out a gun & shot the horse.
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I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". &

Since then we are very happy... :


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MGRomy
In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes
Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall.
Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I ?

Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS" ? tongue.gif
MGRomy
Wife :
I Hate That Beggar >:O

Husband :
Why ohmy.gif ?

Wife :
Rascal, Yesterday I Gave Him Food..Today He Gave Me a Book.. "How to Cook" ! rifle.gif
bima_trisnu
CONGRATS!!

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces.

Good Luck wallbash.gif
bima_trisnu
What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do your breathe through that thing?
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bima_trisnu
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN.

Come on,, please tell me your age!! whistle.gif
bima_trisnu
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love my self to tongue.gif
bima_trisnu
X: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfrien?
Y: About 45 Pounds nopity.gif
bima_trisnu
Two gold fish are in tank. One says to the other,
" Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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MGRomy
Q : What's the difference
between Mother's & Girlfriend's
tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our
HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT
OurPOCKET"....
MGRomy
Perfect ßoyfrnd:

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Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently.

Please give me?

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ßoy: Take 20 Rs & go home bring your purse..!! rockon.gif
MGRomy
An apple a day..
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is almost a thousand rupees a month..!!!
Visiting a doctor is cheaper... ! ! !

Be practical..; cheers.gif
MGRomy
Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer:Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does...
MGRomy
TRUE STORY....wink.gif

Teacher: Where’s your homework?

Girl: Ummm… (looks to boyfriend for help)?

Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.

Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled &
winked at her)

Teacher: What?

Boy: It was my fault.

Teacher: How so?

Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to
carry her books.

Teacher: So where’s her homework?

Boy: I dropped it.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for
saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)

Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it
finished....
MGRomy
Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a
Minute.
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Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch
it on.
Gf Pic delete, Gals Numberlist
delete, Phone call Received
delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
Memory Card Format.. :D

Son: Here it is.

Dad: Thanx I Just want to see
the time.

Son- Daaaaaaaaaaaad
MGRomy
The only person on this earth, who can ask women to stop talking,
and in reply, gets a smile back from her is...
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A Photographer
TRUE
MGRomy
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it devil2.gif
MGRomy
You need a Lion's heart... smile.gif
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. to reject a Girl's request on facebook wub.gif
MGRomy
Boy To Girl Before Exam: Hey All D Best

Girl: All Da Best To U Too
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But Girl Scored 80 Marks & Boy Failed
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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart..
MGRomy
Boys-Boys are intelligent than girls.

Girl- any proof??

boy- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

Great people
Great Thoughts.
MGRomy
A lady broke the traffic signal...
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Police :- Stop!!
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Lady :- Plz let me go.I'm a teacher...
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Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my
life.
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Now write...'I'll never break signal' 1000 times.
MGRomy
The awkward moment
when....
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sOmeOne cOpies yOur status &
gets mOre likes than U...!!!
MGRomy
How to get a girl mad in 2 easy steps:

1. Take a picture of her.

2. Don't show it to her. wink.gif
MGRomy
Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! wallbash.gif
MGRomy
Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!! tongue.gif
MGRomy
Most beautiful feeling in
this world...???
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when u r trying to look at your frnd....
and u find that Your frnd is already lookking
at U... wink.gif

location-
'EXAM HALL'
MGRomy
What's the
main reason for
divorce ?..........
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"Marriage"
MGRomy
Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day! cool.gif
MGRomy
A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She....??
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Boy : My Cousin.
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The Frend Said: Last Year She
Was My Cousin.!
Frndz_
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kazjin
CooL love it
Соℓoяƒuℓℓ☻Liƒε
The phrase with which can have every woman in the world:
"Excuse me, miss, and you feel that this tissue smells like chloroform?"
Соℓoяƒuℓℓ☻Liƒε
Dad: Hey son, give me please the bread for bait.
Son: I eaten it.
Dad: Then, give me the hominy.
Son: Is not anymore...I eaten it. unsure.gif
Dad: Ok, now eat the worms, and let's go home!
Соℓoяƒuℓℓ☻Liƒε
To the shop:
"Excuse me, you didn't give me the rest of money! "
"I excuse you. smile.gif "
MGRomy
Truth
Today a 10 year old child has a
Blàckberry,
An iPad, a laptop and a Facebook
account !
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When I was 10,
I felt cool with my new markers n
colour pencils.smile.gif
MGRomy
Last bench students will do
anything to pass their test.....!!
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Except Studying.... smile.gif
MGRomy
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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Rohitkohli888
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Nov 9 2012, 08:56 PM) *
Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day! cool.gif

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Rohitkohli888
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Dec 20 2012, 06:20 PM) *
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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thumbsup.gif one bro really good
MobileRazor
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 19 2012, 10:39 PM) *
Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can"
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Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" evil_2.gif



WOW wow.gif
MGRomy
A stdnt attachd 100rs note 2 his test papr
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wrote : 1 Rs for 1 mark,
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paper Checker sent him Rs 81 back & wrote :
You got 19 mrks keep d change...
Rohitkohli888
Very nice MGRomy bro
rahulthakur0028
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Nov 14 2012, 02:53 PM) *
A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She....??
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Boy : My Cousin.
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The Frend Said: Last Year She
Was My Cousin.!

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MGRomy
Admit it.

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You have googled yourself atleast once
MGRomy
best t-shirt quote:
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"i don't need a girlfriend..
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" my studies irritates me everyday.....
that's enough".... smile.gif
MGRomy
What is the Problem of boys on fb-
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They fell in love with fake profile...
And it hurts them wallbash.gif
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