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Rahulanant83
Here is show u some funny jokes what i know.
Rahulanant83
Want To Surprise Your
Girlfriend?
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Introduce Her To Your Wife. tongue.gif
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Sad Story
I Saw Him On Facebook,I Added
Him...
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I Saw Him Outside,I Deleted
Him :D
Rahulanant83
Why I hate CID sad.gif
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me
Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... tongue.gif
Rahulanant83
Patni pati ko surprise krne ke
liye kitchen me jake new SIM se
call ki or boli-Hello Darling.
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Pati- Baad me call karo jaan,
abhi wo saali kutiya kitchen me
hai....tongue.gif
Rahulanant83
Ek Muddat Se Meri GF Nhi Soi
DOSTO
Wo Kehti H
Me So Gai To Tum Dusri Ladkiyo
Ko Phone Kroge
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Lo Batao Yaa
Me Aisa Hu Kya?
Rahulanant83
Train Chali, Ramu 1 dibbe me
chad gaya..
T.T bola - Kyu jee, Nazar nahi
aata,
Ye ladies ka Dibba hai..
Ramu - Sorry,
Mere ko laga aap MARD ho.
Rahulanant83
Teacher : Batao India me sabse
jayda baarish kaha girti he.
Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne
jawab diya: Zameen par.
Rahulanant83
Facebook facts ,
how users choose there names..:
kali koji larki,
fb name,White angel:>
mota kuppa larka
fb name,smart bobby:D
darphok loser bacha
fb name,azmat killerB-)
muhale ki desi larki
fb name,ash princess;)
45 sal ki aunty
fb name,nadia doll:-p
60 saal ka baba
fb name,nomi king:D
Rahulanant83
salman style mssg
VEER janha se mssg karunga
5-10 mssg ek saath bhej dunga
WANTED
ek baar jo maine sms karni suru
kar diya to uske baad main apni
balance ki bhi nahi sochta
DABBANG
hum tumhare mobile mein itne
sms karenge ki confused ho
jaoge ki koun si padhe aur koun
si delete karein
READY
barah mahine mein barah tariko
se tujhko sms karuna re
BODY GUARD
mujhpe ek ehshan karna mujhe
mera hi mssg forward mat
karna.
Rahulanant83
Girls on Facebook:
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
16 more similar stories...
Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
20 more similar stories....
Hit Like if you agree :D :D
Rahulanant83
Physics Teacher: What is this
measurable unit "µ" called?
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Student : Torrent.....
gourabguddu
QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Oct 12 2012, 09:46 AM) *
Physics Teacher: What is this
measurable unit "µ" called?
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Student : Torrent.....

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gourabguddu
QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Oct 12 2012, 09:31 AM) *
Facebook facts ,
how users choose there names..:
kali koji larki,
fb name,White angel:>
mota kuppa larka
fb name,smart bobby:D
darphok loser bacha
fb name,azmat killerB-)
muhale ki desi larki
fb name,ash princess;)
45 sal ki aunty
fb name,nadia doll:-p
60 saal ka baba
fb name,nomi king:D

bohot bariya....
Rahulanant83
Some scientists decided to do
the following experiments on a
dog.
For the first experiment, they
cut one of the dog's legs off,
then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so
they they learned that a dog
could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they
cut off a second leg from the
dog, then they told the dog once
more to walk. The dog was still
able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they
cut off yet another leg from the
dog and once more they told the
dog to walk. However, the dog
wasn't able to walk with only
one leg.
As a result of these three
experiments, the scientists
wrote in their final report that
the dog had lost it's hearing
after having three legs cut off
Rahulanant83
@gourab-thank you :D
Rahulanant83
What is the longest word in the
English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between
the first and last letters!"
Rahulanant83
Teacher: Maria please point to
America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class,
who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Rahulanant83
A Scotsman who was driving
home one night, ran into a car
driven by an Englishman. The
Scotsman got out of the car to
apologize and offered the
Englishman a drink from a bottle
of whisky. The Englishman was
glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have
another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully.
"But don't you want one, too?"
he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman,
"after the police have gone."
Rahulanant83
A Scotsman who was driving
home one night, ran into a car
driven by an Englishman. The
Scotsman got out of the car to
apologize and offered the
Englishman a drink from a bottle
of whisky. The Englishman was
glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have
another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully.
"But don't you want one, too?"
he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman,
"after the police have gone."
Rahulanant83
A: Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong
finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong
woman.
Rahulanant83
A man was pulled over for
driving too fast, even though he
thought he was driving just
fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm
giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge!
(The officer gives man the
ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket
if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that
you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket
for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Rahulanant83
A: Did you hear that a baby was
fed on elephant's milk and
gained twenty pounds in a
week.
B: That's impossible. Whose
baby?
A: An elephant's.
Rahulanant83
"Am I the first man you have
ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why
do men always ask the same
question?"
HeavensCloud
very Nice & funny Topic Rahul..Keep it up!!!
destraction
real fun. clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif
MGRomy
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universalrca
Nice jokes
Frndz_
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Rahulanant83
A guy walks into a post office
one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the
counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a
perfume bottle and starts
spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better
of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what
he is doing. The man says "I'm
sending out 1,000 Valentine
cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But
why?" asks the man. "I'm a
divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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A very rich lawyer is
approached by the United Way.
The man from the United Way is
concerned that the lawyer made
over $1,000,000.00 last year but
didn't donate even a cent to a
charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer,
"my mother is sick and dying in
the hospital, and it's not covered
by healthcare. Second, I had five
kids through three divorced
marriages. Third, my sister's
husband suddenly died and she
has no one to support her four
children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the
United Way man, "I feel bad
about asking for money."
The Lawyer responds, "Yeah,
well if I'm not giving them any
money, why should I give you
any?"
Rahulanant83
The work week
Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
MGRomy
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Rahulanant83
@MGRomy-thanks
Rahulanant83
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the
perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.
Rahulanant83
Girl: You would be a good
dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
gourabguddu
QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Oct 21 2012, 04:38 AM) *
The work week
Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays



QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Nov 8 2012, 10:56 AM) *
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the
perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.



QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Nov 8 2012, 11:00 AM) *
Girl: You would be a good
dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

wonderful jokes rahul..
Frndz_
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kazjin
woowo nivceee
Rahulanant83
thankss@gourab ,kaz, and frndz
Rohitkohli888
Really nice bro :laugh:
Rahulanant83
The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
@rohit many thanks
Rahulanant83
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an
hour starting today
and in3 months, I will raise it to
Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
Rahulanant83
Husband sent a text to his wife
at night,
"HiI will get late, please try and
wash all my dirty clothes
andmake sure you prepare my
favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"AndI forgot to tell you that I
got an increase in my salary
atthe end of the month I'm
getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"NoI just wanted to make sure
you got my first message".
Rahulanant83
Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane.
Youdrop one outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three
steps to put an elephant into a
fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four
steps to put a deer into the
fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
allthe animals are there except
one, why?
Applicant:Because the deer is in
the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old
woman cross a swamp filled
with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the
lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
Inthe end the old lady still died,
Why?
Applicant: Err....I guess she
drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by
the brick. You may leave now.
Rahulanant83
Height of Good Luck ...!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
Rahulanant83
I am Looking for a Bank
whichcan perform Two things
for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone tongue.gif
Rahulanant83
A boss was telling an applicant
the two main rules of the
company
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is
cleanliness.
Didyou wipe your feet on the
mat before coming in?"
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I
did."
Then the boss said,
"Our1st main rule is
trustworthiness.
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There was no mat!" :-P
Rahulanant83
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
andgave half of it to your
mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
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