Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Put the Mime back in the box.

Proud to be a Photobomber.

What happenes in my Garage Stay sin my Garage.

I drink beer like It's my Job.

Don't fall in love with me, Kid.

Hope is for sissies.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.

Banginf your head on a wall burns 150 calories per hour.

Normal people scare me!

Hi ! My NAme is TROUBLE.

Keep Staring. I migh do a trick.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ----Fred Allen

I can resist everything except temptation.

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.

YOur PrETTY FacE is GOinG tO hELL!

Bend over, I'll show you.

Computer dating is fine, If you’re a computer that is.

My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey.

I am surrounded by Idiots.

As a matter of fact, I am a rocket scientist.

I AM Nobody....
Nobody is Perfect...
Therefore I am Perfect



Romantic Sayings



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Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. ----- Khalil Gibra
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Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!--from the movie Moulin Rouge
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You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them
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Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. ----Benjamin Disraeli
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Love me without fear / Trust me without questioning / Need me without demanding / Want me without restrictions / Accept me without change / Desire me without inhibitions." - <swearword snipped> Sutphen
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Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ----- Jean Anouilh
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I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
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I've always found time to teach them. ----Mae West
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Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.----Elynor Glyn
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence - Henry Louis Mencken's
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Love and dignity cannot share the same abode. ----Ovid
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A day without your love is a day without life.
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Just the thought of being with you tomorrow,is enough to get me through today.
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The most precious possession that ever comes,To a man in this worldIs a woman's heart. ---Josiah G. Holland
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Love gives light even in the darkest tunnel. -----Anonymous
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Love is a wonderful thing. You never have to take it away From one person to give it to another.There's always more than enough to go around. - Pamela de Roy
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Need me without demanding, want me without restrictions
Accept me without change, desire me without inhibitions..." ---- <swearword snipped> Sutphen
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If you cud be a part of my body, i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be the most important, be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop wen it's tym for me to "GO".
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You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. ---- Sam Keen
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My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep;
The more I give to thee
The more I have,
For both are infinite. ----William Shakespeare
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Life without love is like a tree Without blossom and fruit. ----Khalil Gibra