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zeinabnaderian
salam be hamigi chetorin?
elham:chetori?moshkele pc dashti akhe eshkal nadare en shalla hal mishe
Lord-ZigFrid
@elham :

اکتیو ترین = ireen ama alan man
با حالترین = hame
با جنبه تری=khodam :D rastesh nemidonam keyo begaM
ساکت ترین=hossine2009
شیطون تری=fek konam amir
خفن ترین=(az chelhaz?)

دوست داشتنی ترین=man hamaro dsot aram ama to m9 dry ice va Parsiatida samimi tar hastam!
مهربون تری= sara , Parsiatida
عاشق تری= dg nadarim felan
دیوونه ترین=nemishnasam
خوشگل تری=to inhake ax shono didim hame hame!!!
غایب تری=felan khodet
با ادب ترین=sara
با هوش ترین=test nagereftam
فشن تری=be khoda nadidam axe kasiyo
خوش تیپ ترین=khodam:D nadidam kasiro!!!
شرور ترین=ghsemo fek konam
با نمک ترین=?
....
poro tarin nadidam
malos tarin
akhe chibegam!!!!!!


seri ye dovme soal haye u


خوب این سری با سوالهای فنی چطوری؟nemidonam
ماشین اگه ریپ بزنه باید چه کرد؟ /bordesh tamirhgah
موتور اگه ریپ بزنه چطورunam bord tamr gah!
حالا فرض کن یه آدم ریپ بزنه اونوقت چی؟ uno dg bayad bahash sohbat kard ke iradesho fahmid
از ریپ بگذریم به نشتی میرسیمnemidnam
نشتیه بنزین یه ماشین انژکتوری از کجاش معلوم میشهnemidonam
حالا بگو نشتیه آدمیزاد از کجاش پیدا میشه؟ javabesh jaleb nista!!!ama az rahe azmonokhata!!!
dar vaghe adamizad age ansht bede zod malom mishe!!!nemidonam chera vali motmaenam be javabam
ماشین پنچر میشه چه صدایی میده؟ tagh tagh
قطار پنچر میشه چطور؟nemishe age beshe mosaferesham mimiraN! :D
اصالتت کجاییه؟ tehran az moasesine tehraN!
گاف خیلی گنده ای که دادی چی بود؟ تعریف کن دور هم بخندیم nemishe kheyli biadabiye!!!
عاشق رقصی انگار، بگو چه رقصی بلدی؟ are ama aslan balad nistam
گفتی تک فرزندی، از بابات بپرس دوماد نمیخواد آیا؟ /are goftam ama na damad nimikhiyeM!
na ma 4 ta hastim manam akhariyam
از دماغت برام بگو، چرا میخوای عملش کنی، تو که هیچی اما حیف دماغت نیست؟ //chon golndas va ghoz dare
لذت بالا کشیدن دماغ موقع سرماخوردگی بیشتره یا لذت شنیدن اخ تف کردن یه پیرمرد توو خیابون؟ hich kodom
خوابت سنگینه؟ یعنی وقتی خوابی انگار یه خرس خوابیده؟ na aslan
خرپف هم میکنی مثل خرس وقت خواب؟ na ziyad biseda!
soalhat khylishakete!!!
nemidonam chi bayad begaM!!!!!
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@zeinab :
1.akharin dandoone shirit kei oftad?chejoori? yadam nemiyad!
2.rotbat to konkur chand shod? to azad tarazam shod 5918
3.doost dari chejoori bemiri? nemidonam ama jahanam naram
4.fekr mikoni bahtarin kasi ke maslehatet ro midoone kie? pedra va madra va khodam
5.doostat chi sedat mizanan?too khoone chi sedat mizanan?mehdi dsotam khone mahdi
7.ta hala hes kardi be faramooshi seporde shodi?are
8.doost dari mashhoor beshi? are!!!!ama janbasham dashte bashaM
9.varzesh che doos dari?chi bazi mikoni?chi negah mikoni?fotbal
10.bahooshi ya kheng?az nazare khodet va az nazare baghie(ba arze mazerat) na bahosh na kheng ama bayad ziyad say konam!
11.doos dari pir shi?age pir shodi fekr mikoni chejoori mishi?ham az nazare zaheri ham az nazare akhlaghi na ziyad dsot nadarM
12.ghorghoroo hasti?ta hadi ghai!
13.too khoonatoon ki az hame khoshkel tare?khosh akhlagh tarin kie?bahoosh tarin kie?porroo tarin kie?ki sheitoone?
khaharam khosh akhlage ,man poroo tarinam,man sheyontarinam
14.ta hala davaie jedi ba zado khord ba kesi dashti?aslan behich vajh
6.dige halet chetore? aliye!!!





SaRa_FRZ
Tou in link finglish type konin...va ba'd mo'jezeye google ro bebinid!!!!
ireeeeeen
@amir:goftam ke to fek va3 shoma ham hastam

@aji sara:kheili bahal bo0d ajiiiii
saraamir
QUOTE (ireeeeeen @ Sep 9 2010, 03:26 AM) *
@amir:goftam ke to fek va3 shoma ham hastam

@aji sara:kheili bahal bo0d ajiiiii


naaaaaaaaa in ke are. manzooram. oon garm kon adidasamo kafshe nikamo kolah pumamo oon yeki t shirtam bood ke vasam soghat avordi.. kooshoon? hanooz bem nadadishoon kho whistle.gif crybaby.gif crybaby.gif sad.gif
Lord-ZigFrid
@ireeeeeen : salam ireeen jan doste golam
dar bareye nafare badi ke sohbat mikardim sara khanom goft ke bayad ye G bezari bade khode????!!!!!!!!man mikhstam harfe u ro ejra konam !!!
hala age zoret besar mirese khodet beogo man ham ejra konaM! gathering.gif gathering.gif gathering.gif gathering.gif
derber
QUOTE (SaRa_FRZ @ Sep 9 2010, 02:24 AM) *
Tou in link finglish type konin...va ba'd mo'jezeye google ro bebinid!!!!

Ghablan dide boodam happy.gif
2 hafte ghabl az in ke in serive ro official bokonan baraie chand nafar (az jomle man happy.gif ) ferestadan ke bug hash ro report konim happy.gif tongue.gif
Tooie esm ha e mesle moosa o kobra bug dare. Hanooz ham dorost nashode.
saraamir
QUOTE (derber @ Sep 9 2010, 07:24 AM) *
QUOTE (SaRa_FRZ @ Sep 9 2010, 02:24 AM) *
Tou in link finglish type konin...va ba'd mo'jezeye google ro bebinid!!!!

Ghablan dide boodam happy.gif
2 hafte ghabl az in ke in serive ro official bokonan baraie chand nafar (az jomle man happy.gif ) ferestadan ke bug hash ro report konim happy.gif tongue.gif
Tooie esm ha e mesle moosa o kobra bug dare. Hanooz ham dorost nashode.

amoo to man amoo to sara amoo to derby asan. khoobe? tongue.gif tongue.gif
SaRa_FRZ
Eideton mobaraaaaaaaaak!!!!!! clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif wow.gif
derber
QUOTE (saraamir @ Sep 9 2010, 07:37 AM) *
amoo to man amoo to sara amoo to derby asan. khoobe? tongue.gif tongue.gif

Ettefaghan aslan amoo bazish be man naresid. Hameie khar kari hash vase man bood. Khaharam too google kar mikard dad khar karish ro ma kardim, eftekhar o amoo bazish ro khodesh gereft ........ dry.gif thumbdown.gif
Lord-ZigFrid
@all : eydeton mobaraKKKK!!!! clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif

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@ireeeen : zodi j bede chakar konam??? tongue.gif

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@sara : nafare badi ke gharae bere rosandali mige in hafte forsate amadan nadare chikar konam???
zeinabnaderian
salam be hamegi chetorin?eydetoooooooooooooooooooooon mobarak

Lord-ZigFrid
NAFARE BADI SARAAMIRE KE RO SANDALI MISHINE!!!
zeinabnaderian
AMIR:tabrik migam
MEHDI:karet doroste
saraamir
eee? jeddi? nobate manam shod? wow.gif man az farda amadam harchi mikhayn beporsin man j midam. weightlift.gif
@mehdi: khaste nabashi pesar thumbsup.gif
@zeinab: mamnoon montazerama harchi too delete bepors tongue.gif
Lord-ZigFrid
@saraamir: salam,merc

va avalin soalha az shoma doste man :
1.moarefi ye kamel?
2.barnameye ayandat to zendegi?
3.maharathat ?
4.alayeghet?
5.vabastegihat?
saraamir
QUOTE (Lord-ZigFrid @ Sep 10 2010, 10:20 PM) *
@saraamir: salam,merc

va avalin soalha az shoma doste man :
1.moarefi ye kamel?
2.barnameye ayandat to zendegi?
3.maharathat ?
4.alayeghet?
5.vabastegihat?


1: amir , motevalede 1371/01/23 , 18 salo 6 mahame tongue.gif , az shiraz , emsal az mehr daneshjoo misham cool.gif tongue.gif
2: Barnameyi nadaram harchi shod shod. ba zendegi miram jelo.
3: hmmm taghriban too harchizi maharat daram ama na takhasosi ama to bishtar chiza maharat daram. ta chi bashe
4: khob avalin chizi ke kheili doos daram footbale wow.gif badesh billyarde , badesh chanta az bazihaye pc-ye , badesh ahang goosh dadan ba sedaye bolande che ba heaphone che speaker , kooh raftane daste jamiyo in chiza ro ham doost daram va va va va ......
5: alan faghat be pc kheili vabastam nabashe degh mikonam. badesham net tongue.gif akhar az hame gooshim. dg vabasteye chizi nistam misazam ba baghiyash.

mehdi? hamash 5 ta? sad.gif talafi nakon man natoonestam azat ziad soal konam. crybaby.gif crybaby.gif kamtar az 20 ta nabashe soalat notworthy.gif wow.gif wow.gif
zeinabnaderian
salam be hamegi ba inke nistin halwtoon khoobe?
MEHDI:khaste nabashi
AMIR:
1.salam
2.chetori?
3.baladi ba mashin beri 2 divar?govahisho dari?
4.ta hala khodaye nakarde dasti sari payee ostokhooni azat shekaste?
5.daneshgah chikar kardi?
6.dars khoondan khoshet miad?
7.bache zerangi ya tanbal?
8.2 khoone bayad saret dad bezanan ta ye kari bokoni?
9.chetori az khab bidaret mikonan?ba ordangi ya ba naz kardan?
10.2 khoone ba ki dava mikoni?az ki khoshet nemiad?az ki khoshet miad?khodet ro vase ki loos mikoni?
11.aroosak dari?che sheklie?
12.nahr chi darin?
13.chan vaghte injaee?az inja khoshet miad?
14.doostat chi sedat mizanan?khoone chi sedat mizanan?
15.che shekli hast?
16.esme doos dokhtaret chie?khoshkele?doosesh dari?
17.mikhai dige naiam?
18.roo sandali khosh migzare?
19.chat mikoni?khoshet miad?
20.doss dari cheghad azat soal konan?
fellan ta bad
saraamir
2.chetori? khoobam to chetori? tongue.gif
3.baladi ba mashin beri 2 divar?govahisho dari? are baladam tazasham too dare ham mitoonam beram. are 2 3 mah pish bood oomad oops.gif
4.ta hala khodaye nakarde dasti sari payee ostokhooni azat shekaste?are ama na dasto pa DAMAGHAM shekaste laugh.gif
5.daneshgah chikar kardi? azad mohandesi omran ghabool shodam too shiraz ama na daneshgah shiraz. sarasari ham motarjemi zaban ghom ghabool shodam nime hozoori roozane oops.gif
6.dars khoondan khoshet miad?na aslaaaaaaaan joonam bala miad ye safhe bekhoonam
7.bache zerangi ya tanbal?na tanbal na zerang. vasatesh. kheili vaghta hoseleye hich kariyo nadaram tanbalim mishe ama bazi mogheha ke javgir misham mese man activ peida nemikoni wow.gif
8.2 khoone bayad saret dad bezanan ta ye kari bokoni?na began kario bokon mikonam nakham bokonamam nemikonam ke badesh dado bidad mishe. vali kolan man ba mamim volume bala harf mizanim:lol:
9.chetori az khab bidaret mikonan?ba ordangi ya ba naz kardan?heh? naz? omraaaan ordangi ham ke na. dare otagho baz mikonan har 30 saniye ye bar migan amiiiiiir amiiiiir amiiiiiir amiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir Patemaaaaaarg crybaby.gif
10.2 khoone ba ki dava mikoni?az ki khoshet nemiad?az ki khoshet miad?khodet ro vase ki loos mikoni?2 khoone ba mamanam 24 saat davast punk.gif ama ghahr ya delkhoriyi dar kar nist faghat bahse. ke oonam bade dava yademoon mire ba ham ghahrim
11.aroosak dari?che sheklie?are tongue.gif 2ta bishtar nist. ye kherse ke roo shikam khabide saresham roo baleshe dasesh bezani khor pof mikone ye doone gorbeye khepel ham daram ke jelosh mese jibe har chi daram chapoondam toosh
12.nahr chi darin?goshne polo mamanam gire ja dadane vasayelast nahar dorost nakarde shayad ye chizi hamintori bokhorim yucky.gif
13.chan vaghte injaee?az inja khoshet miad? mishe goft 1 salo khordei az tabestoone 2 sal pish profile sakhtam ama kheiiiiili vaghte ke miam m9 vase dl kardan. are az inja yani m9 koli khatere daram. wub.gif
14.doostat chi sedat mizanan?khoone chi sedat mizanan?hame amir sedam mizanan cool.gif ama bazi mogheha bazi az doosam ba laghab sedam mizanan. ( shotormorgh , morghe mahi khar , ..... )
15.che shekli hast?sadeye sade. sherkati fabric cool.gif
16.esme doos dokhtaret chie?khoshkele?doosesh dari? ha? be to che? doos dokhtaram koja bood? ohmy.gif ( tongue.gif )
17.mikhai dige naiam?naaaa mage dase khodete nayay? bayad biyay jorat dari nayay? mad.gif
18.roo sandali khosh migzare?ey khoobe felan. alan ba ghabl farghi nadare ke ghablanam hamin ghadr misookht zire pam laugh.gif
19.chat mikoni?khoshet miad?are chat mikonam , doost daram ba doostam chat konam ama na vase alafi.
20.doss dari cheghad azat soal konan? ta jayi ke ja daran harchi oomad be zehneshoon began man j midam hala harchi mikhad bashe
zeinabnaderian
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7.bache zerangi ya tanbal?na tanbal na zerang. vasatesh. kheili vaghta hoseleye hich kariyo nadaram tanbalim mishe ama bazi mogheha ke javgir misham mese man activ peida nemikoni
ettefaghan man ham haminjooriam ya nemikhoonam ya age khoondam dige lozoomi nadare ta akhare sal ham ketabo baz konam

AMIR:
1.dava doost dari?az che joorish?
2.ta hala pishe yeki ke kheili root hessab mikone sharmande shodi?
3.chaghi ya laghar?
4.bolandi ya deraz ya kootah?
5.too khoone ba ki rahati?
6.chanta bachein?khodet chandomi hasti?
7.kare khoone mikoni?
8.kheili doos dari beri daneshgah?
9.az ki inja khoshet miad?az ki khoset nemiad?
10.varzesh mikoni?too kodoom maharat dari?
11.cheghad az computer baladi?
12.ta hala film download kardi?chanta?
13.az che joor filmaee khoshet miad?
14.serail doos dari ya sinamaee?
15.behtarin doostet kie?chand sale ba ham doostin?ta hala ghahr ya dava ham kardin?
16.az chi chendeshet mishe?
17.che ghad az inha mitarsi?
mamanet:
babat:
soosk:
marmoolak:
moosh:
mar:
sag:
khoda:
moallemet:
modire madresat:
khalat:
ammat:
amoot:
daeet:
maman bozorget:
baba bozorget:
18.too khoone raees bazi dar miari?gholdor bazi chi?
19.be ki zoor migi?ki behet zoor mige?
20.khaste shodi?
21.sookhti ya hanooz sardete?
22.khaste shodi?age khaste shodi chetori esterahat mikoni?
23.daneshgah mikhai kodoomo beri?
24.doost dari ki azat soal beporse?
25.zan gerefti doos dari che shekli bashe?akhlaghesh chetori bashe?
26.age bache dar shodi doos dari bachehat mesle 2 bashan ya mesle zanet?
27.doos dari chanta bache dashte bashi?esmashoono chi mizashti?

mamnoon ke ghabliaro javab ta soalaye badi
saraamir
1.dava doost dari?az che joorish? dava doos nadaram ama bezan bezan beshookhi doos daram.
2.ta hala pishe yeki ke kheili root hessab mikone sharmande shodi?are sad.gif hanoozam sharmandasham.
3.chaghi ya laghar?laghar flex.gif
4.bolandi ya deraz ya kootah?na kootah na deraz. bolandam ( 178 cm ) tongue.gif
5.too khoone ba ki rahati? khaharam
6.chanta bachein?khodet chandomi hasti?2 ta mano khaharam. man akhari hastam 2vomi
7.kare khoone mikoni?ey. are ama vaghti lazem basheo vaghean behem ehtiaj daran.
8.kheili doos dari beri daneshgah?na. az dars badam miad. age majboor naboodam nemiraftam.
9.az ki inja khoshet miad?az ki khoset nemiad?man az hame khosham miad joz ye nafar ke oonam be khatere badiye khodame ke azash khosham nemiad. surrender.gif
10.varzesh mikoni?too kodoom maharat dari?yup. varzesh mikonam.Football..baghiyeye varzesha ham tooshoon badak nisam estedadesho daram. miyoonam ba varzesh khoobe flex.gif
11.cheghad az computer baladi?be meghdare kafi va yekhorde bishtar az oon baladam.ta che karish bashe.
12.ta hala film download kardi?chanta?ooo areeeeee nemidoonam vali shabi 3 ta ro dl mikonam harshab. dishabam robbin hood gereftamo iron man 2 .
13.az che joor filmaee khoshet miad?hmmm hame joore doos daram bishtar comedy.
14.serail doos dari ya sinamaee?serial...choon bade chand mah 2bare mishe beshini pash bebinish choon hamash yadet rafte:p
15.behtarin doostet kie?chand sale ba ham doostin?ta hala ghahr ya dava ham kardin?behtarin doostam behrooze ham sene khodame ba 4 rooz tafavot ye doose dg ham daram arsalan oon 1 rooz koochik tare. are ba jofteshoon dava kardam ama lafzi na bezan bezan.bah behrooz hodoode 6 , 7 sale doosam arsalan 3 , 4 sal
16.az chi chendeshet mishe?soosk , adami ke dasesh ta tah too damagheshe . booye aragh
17.che ghad az inha mitarsi?
mamanet:>>>>>>> na ziad na kam. ama hesab mibaram azash:D
babat:>>>>>>> aslan nemitarsam
soosk:>>>>>>> nemitarsam bebinam cheshamo mibandamo leh mikonam
marmoolak:>>>>>>> nemitarsam ama age bebinam 10 metr fasele migiram azash
moosh:>>>>>>> moosham tars dare akhe? be in naziiiiiii
mar:>>>>>>> kheiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sag:>>>>>>> age haresh jelom sabz she bekhad hamle kone ghabl az in ke pache begire man sekte zadam ama az in ahliya nemitarsam doos midaram.
khoda:>>>>>>>?????????? no respond to paging
moallemet:>>>>>>> heh oona mitarsidan na man
modire madresat:>>>>>>> locked.gif faghat mashinesho peida nakonam
khalat:>>>>>>> ehteramesho daaram kheiliiiiiii ama nemitarsam
ammat:>>>>>>> aslan nemitarsam
amoot:>>>>>>> nadaram amo
daeet:>>>>>>> nemitarsam ama ehteramesho kheili ziad daram bege bemir mimiram
maman bozorget:>>>>>>> hamashoon bache boodam fot kardan:p
baba bozorget:>>>>>>> ^^^^^
18.too khoone raees bazi dar miari?gholdor bazi chi?gholdor bazi ke na adame aroomiam ama bazi mogheha sedam bala mire:D
19.be ki zoor migi?ki behet zoor mige?be hich kas zoor nagoftamo nemigam. maman babam zia zoor migan ama fayedei nadare kasi nist ke goosh kone
20.khaste shodi?az chi? vase?
21.sookhti ya hanooz sardete?alan mikhastam beram pic nic bezaram zire pam garm sham. na hanooz sardam.
22.khaste shodi?age khaste shodi chetori esterahat mikoni?na khaste nashodam. miram deraz mikesham gigi migoosham ba bass sharj misham miam
23.daneshgah mikhai kodoomo beri?azad miram ke nazdike shahre khodame halesho mibaram.
24.doost dari ki azat soal beporse?har ki mano mishnase ( yani hatta ooni ke faghat esmamo shenide )
25.zan gerefti doos dari che shekli bashe?akhlaghesh chetori bashe?man ke nemigiram. ama doos daram oskol bashe mese khodam hame chi ro asoon begire , sakht nagire khochkelam nabood nabood ama khoshtip bashe , high class bashe cool.gif
26.age bache dar shodi doos dari bachehat mesle 2 bashan ya mesle zanet?in yekiyo ke dg asan harfeshonazan fekresham nemikonam. khodet khoobi? khanevade khooban?
27.doos dari chanta bache dashte bashi?esmashoono chi mizashti?eeeeeee migam ke fekr nakardam ama age pesar bood arash dokhtar bood maryam tongue.gif

mamnoon zeinab. ama kameha montazeram bazam bia.

@SARA: kojayi to? ha? kojayi? to ke migofti atishet mizanam kojayi pas? bia bebinam chi kar mikhay koni?
@IREN: censored.gif famdi? ha? ha? ha?
@ALL: soal konin dg eeee hoselam sar raft sad.gif
Behzad_Liberal
salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!!!! notworthy.gif
khobinbarobach chikara mikonin???
sharmandeha man hey dir be dir miam az daste in internet khaste shodm ba in vazesh!!!!!!!! wallbash.gif
rasty in sandali daghetoon vaghan onjaye mellato sozondehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! laugh.gif fryguy.gif
zeinabnaderian
AMIR:
1.age shirazi naboodi doos dashti kojaee boodi?
2.iran ro doos dari?
3.age irani naboodi doos dashti kojaee bashi?
4.keshvarha va shahraye morede alaghat kodooman?
5.film az che siti download mikoni?
6.sorate internetet cheghade?
7.cheghad poshte net mishini?
8.otaghet be ham rikhtast ya morattab?
9.ki otaghet ro morattab mikone?
10.vaznet cheghade?
11.age behet began ye hafte dige mimiri chikar mikardi/
12.doos dari chtori bemiri?
13.be nazaret oon donia che sheklie?
14.fekr mikoni jahannami hasti ya beheshti?
15.nazaret dar morede in akse chie?

16.bishtar doos dari download koni ya upload?
17.az daste bacheha assabani hasti ke soal nemiporsan?
18.ta hala sigar keshidi?age bekeshi fekr mikoni maman babat chi karet mikonan?
19.az dokhtara khoshet miad ya badet miad?
20.khaharet to ro mizane ya to khaharet ro mizani?
21.age too biaboon dari az goshnegi mimiri kodoom yeki az ina ro mikhori?mar hasharat khak sang
22.doos dari kachal shi?
23.bozorgtarin arezoot chie?behesh residi?age naresidi fekr mikoni kei behesh miresi?
24.ta hala arezooie marg kardi?
25.az zendegit razi hasti?
26.man khoobam to khoobi?
27.khab ro bishtar doos dari ya khordano?
28.doos dari chanta chanta soal konam?
29.age 100million giret biad chi kar mikoni?che joori kharjeshoon mikoni?
30.be nazaret sakht tarin kare donia chie?
31.az che darsi khoshet miad?az kodoom khoshet nemiad?
32.too kodoom dars zaeefi?too kodoom ghavi hasti?
33.age behet began mitooni yeki az darsa ro hazf koni kodoom ro hazf mikardi?
34.age raees jomhoor beshi chi kar mikoni?
35.ba rejim ghazaee chetori?khoshet miad ya na?
36.age behet ye nafaro bedan began ke 200 kilo vaznesh bashe behet began ye mah vaght dari lagharesh koni che joori lagharesh mikardi?
37.adame bakhshandeee hasti ya khasis?
38.bachegiat che joori boodi?
39.che ghad jolo tv mishini?
40.how's ur eng?can u give a speach 4 an hour without any rehearsing?
41.nazaret darbare google translator chie?
bebakhshid soalam ziad shod
saraamir
1.age shirazi naboodi doos dashti kojaee boodi? bazam shirazi. age shirazi naboodam delam mikhast new yorki basham:p
2.iran ro doos dari?are kheili. ba hichja avazesh nemikonam
3.age irani naboodi doos dashti kojaee bashi? hmmmm irlandi ya scotlandi ya engilisi
4.keshvarha va shahraye morede alaghat kodooman? englan - london
5.film az che siti download mikoni? seventorrents.com
6.sorate internetet cheghade?1024. sorate donloadamam beine 150 ta 200 e
7.cheghad poshte net mishini?24 saat connectam dc nemisham
8.otaghet be ham rikhtast ya morattab?moratabe. ham khodam moratabesh mikonam ham mamanam
9.ki otaghet ro morattab mikone?^^^^^^
10.vaznet cheghade?67
11.age behet began ye hafte dige mimiri chikar mikardi/hichi miraftam ye mashin mikharidam ba dozdi ya harchizi ke beshe ba soratee 200 ta miraftam too divar
12.doos dari chtori bemiri?^^^^^^ balaye sorate 200 ta beram too divar.tongue.gif
13.be nazaret oon donia che sheklie? vala nemidoonam hast ya na. ama age bashe khoda kone mese in yeki nabashe. heda aghal toosh pool nabashe.
14.fekr mikoni jahannami hasti ya beheshti?100 % jahanami
15.nazaret dar morede in akse chie?
wow kheili jaleb bood avalesh fek mikardam sare kariye bad ke oon karo kardam didam javab dad. kheili bahaaaaal bood.
16.bishtar doos dari download koni ya upload?download kardano bishtar doos daram
17.az daste bacheha assabani hasti ke soal nemiporsan?naaa aslan rooze avale tatilam ke hast hame in var oon varan. badesham to hasti kare hama ro dari mikoni wub.gif
18.ta hala sigar keshidi?age bekeshi fekr mikoni maman babat chi karet mikonan?ha? chiz mikonan. ye chizi mikonan. laugh.gif etefaghe kheili kheili badi miyofte.
19.az dokhtara khoshet miad ya badet miad?dokhtar darim ta dokhtar. hamoon tori ke pesar darim ta pesar. ama dokhtar basheo kochik basheo sheytoon basheee vaaaaaaaaaaaay mikhorrrrrrrramesh.
20.khaharet to ro mizane ya to khaharet ro mizani?be shookhi ke ham dg ro mikoshiiiiiiiiiim ama jeddi jeddi naaaaaa aslan
21.age too biaboon dari az goshnegi mimiri kodoom yeki az ina ro mikhori?mar hasharat khak sanghichkodooom hazeram bemiram. hava hasta hava mikhoram:p
22.doos dari kachal shi?naaa zesht misham
23.bozorgtarin arezoot chie?behesh residi?age naresidi fekr mikoni kei behesh miresi?ye zendegiye aroomo rahat ba yeki ke ghabele etemad basheo poshte hamo dashte bashim. hanooz behesh naresidam ama mikham ke beresam.
24.ta hala arezooie marg kardi?heeeeey are sad.gif
25.az zendegit razi hasti?are khoda ro shokr
26.man khoobam to khoobi?manam khobam toam khoobi?
27.khab ro bishtar doos dari ya khordano?khabidano :D
28.doos dari chanta chanta soal konam?100 ta 100 ta mitooni? wow.gif
29.age 100million giret biad chi kar mikoni?che joori kharjeshoon mikoni?hmmm mizanam toye ye kari. ya age natoonestam midam be kasi ke bahash kar kone soodesho bede behem.
30.be nazaret sakht tarin kare donia chie?vase man dars khoondane.
31.az che darsi khoshet miad?az kodoom khoshet nemiad?az zaban khosham miad az baghiyashoon badam miad. laugh.gif
32.too kodoom dars zaeefi?too kodoom ghavi hasti?too shimi ghaviam too fizik zaifam
33.age behet began mitooni yeki az darsa ro hazf koni kodoom ro hazf mikardi?
34.age raees jomhoor beshi chi kar mikoni?FIZIIIIIIK Mekanik
35.ba rejim ghazaee chetori?khoshet miad ya na?ta hala nagereftam hich noesho. ama kasayi ham ke gereftan natije nagereftan mage inke kenaresh varzesh konan
36.age behet ye nafaro bedan began ke 200 kilo vaznesh bashe behet began ye mah vaght dari lagharesh koni che joori lagharesh mikardi?ha? ye mah? omran nemishe. amal behtarin rahe ke oonam fek nakonam zende bemoone. 1 sal vaght bedan jigaresh mikonam:D
37.adame bakhshandeee hasti ya khasis?be khodiya mibakhsham vase gharibeha khasisam.
38.bachegiat che joori boodi?arooooom mazloooooom ye khorde fozooliam mikardam albate. mamanam gofte ina ro.
39.che ghad jolo tv mishini?faghat vase footbal didan.
40.how's ur eng?can u give a speach 4 an hour without any rehearsing?well i think im good at eng but its been so long that i didnt talk eng to any one so naturally i forgot some words and about givin 1 hour speach without rehearsing i think i cant cuase its so hard. even in persian.
41.nazaret darbare google translator chie?kheili be dard mikhore dameshoon garm google dare khoob pishraft mikone ehtemalesh ziade bezane roo daste microsoft

in che harfiye? bebakhshid chiye? kame taze:D montazeram biyaya soalato sakht kon vaghtesham bishtar koni mamnoon misham:p
SaRa_FRZ
@amir
1.Shomare shenasnaame!?
2.Grouhe khouni?
3.Az che mashini khoshet miad?
4.Be rouh eteghad dari?
5.Ta hala khoun damagh shodi?
6.Alan che hessi nesbat be man dari!?
7.Che jouri asabani mishi!?
8.Alan asabani hasti!?
9.Ba mamanet rahat tari y aba babat!?
10.Dar hale hazer tou zendegit moshkele jedi vojoud dare!?
11.Be nazaret vaghti zamin be vojoud oumade aval rouz boude ya shab!?
12.Markaz tejarie morede alaghat kojast?
13.az che fesli bishtar khoshet miad!?
14.Miveye morede alaghat chie!?
15.Ghazaye morede alaghat chie?
16.Shikamouyi!?
17.Ye arezouye mahal…
18.Hava khoube ounja!?
19.Khoubi!?
20.range morede alaghe?
21.sangin tarin khalafi ke kardi chi bo0de???
22.saz baladi bezani?age are che sazi?
23.baladi beraghsi?herfei ya mamouli?
24.samimi tarin do0stet to m9 kie?
25.mesvak mizani?
26.alan che hesi dari ke ro in sandali neshasti?
27.shadid tarin kotaki ke khordi key boude?az ki boude?
28.behtarino bad tarin rouze zendegit?
29.az che heyvouni khoshet miad?
30.mamaneto bishtar doust dari ya babat?
31.khande dar tarin adami ke mishnasi?
32.che chizi bishtar az hame khoshhalet mikone?
33.kasi hast ke delet bekhad azash entegham begiri?
34.vaghti asabani mishi chikar mikoni?
35.tike kalame khasi dari?
36.badtarino behtarin khosoosiate akhlaghit?
37.be cheghad az chizai ke mikhasti to zendegi residi?
38.-ahle mod hasti?
39.az ki to in site badet miad?
40.zendegi che rangie?
41.amir che rangie?
42.badtarin zarbeie zendegit chi boode?
43.ba che ahangi kheili khatere dari?
44.doos dari kodom yeki az bachehaie m9 ro az nazdik bebini?
45.age shanse ino dashti ke be gozashte bargardi kodom kareto dg anjam nemidadi?
46.doost dashti baradar dashti!?
47.kale pache do0s dari?
48.sara yani...?
49.age asheghe yeki beshi vali oun douset nadashte bashe chikar mikoni?
50.tanhaio do0s dari ya to jam bodano?
51.esme bluetooth mobilet chie???
52.goosh it che rangie?
53.chand vaghte darish?
54.chand ta contact dari toosh?
55.chand ta music dari toosh?
56.esme moaleme kelase avaleto yadete?
57.sakhtarin bimari ke gerefti chi bo0de?
58.be gheyr az man az che goli khoshet miad?
59.ta hala police gereftatet?
60.ye enteghad az man?
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saraamir
1.Shomare shenasnaame!?chi kare oon dari to? 228 - 020991 - 0
2.Grouhe khouni? o+
3.Az che mashini khoshet miad?Bugatti_veyron


4.Be rouh eteghad dari?midoonam hast ama dastanasho ke folan karo mikonan eteghad nadaram
5.Ta hala khoun damagh shodi?ta delet bekhad. halalam konid:(
6.Alan che hessi nesbat be man dari!?ha dooset midaram gompe golom
7.Che jouri asabani mishi!?ba kale miram in var oon var khaaaar misham ya asabani nemisham ya age shodam biyo dorostesh kon.
8.Alan asabani hasti!? na chera basham?
9.Ba mamanet rahat tari y aba babat!?maman
10.Dar hale hazer tou zendegit moshkele jedi vojoud dare!?are vojood dare mage mishe nabashe?tongue.gif
11.Be nazaret vaghti zamin be vojoud oumade aval rouz boude ya shab!?shaaaaaaab boode mage too filma nadidi?:D
12.Markaz tejarie morede alaghat kojast?hmmmm sina hafez setare.
13.az che fesli bishtar khoshet miad!?paeez
14.Miveye morede alaghat chie!?khiaaaar:D
15.Ghazaye morede alaghat chie?Fesenjo0o0o0o0o0o0on
16.Shikamouyi!?na ama mikhoram ta jayi ke ja daram.
17.Ye arezouye mahal…manegere ye bashgahe football besham
18.Hava khoube ounja!?are makhsoosan shaba.jat khali
19.Khoubi!?gofoone aji
20.range morede alaghe?abi asemooni
21.sangin tarin khalafi ke kardi chi bo0de??? ye bar oomadam az superi cart sharj begiram be jaye yeki 2 ta dad ama hamoon yekiyo hesab kard manam 3 sho gereftam vasash salavat ferestadam:D
22.saz baladi bezani?age are che sazi? naaa az in honara nadaram:P
23.baladi beraghsi?herfei ya mamouli?javati baladam beraghsam :D raghs balad nistam
24.samimi tarin do0stet to m9 kie?khode kharet:D irenam hast ke kampeidast. nini7khat ke oonam nist.
25.mesvak mizani?aree ama haftei ye bar mashala mashala bezanam be takhte jense dandoonamkhoobe :D
26.alan che hesi dari ke ro in sandali neshasti?hese kal kal ba to. hehehe
27.shadid tarin kotaki ke khordi key boude?az ki boude?hmmm ye too gooshi kheili sangin az mamanam boode bekhatere tajdidi avordanam too sevom rahnamayi:p
28.behtarino bad tarin rouze zendegit?yadam nemiad. roozaye khoobo bad ziad daram. nemishe goft kodom behtarin boode.ama badtarinesh sobhi bood ke khabare fote dayimo dadan behtainesham sobhi bood ke babam ba ordangi bordam mahzar vase kharidane mashin.
29.az che heyvouni khoshet miad?gorbeeeee
30.mamaneto bishtar doust dari ya babat?maman
31.khande dar tarin adami ke mishnasi?mohamad. yeki az doostaye oskolam
32.che chizi bishtar az hame khoshhalet mikone?khoshhaliye baghiye. kolan ba mohite atrafam yeki misham man har joori bashe hamoon joori misham.
33.kasi hast ke delet bekhad azash entegham begiri?na ahle entegham nisam faramoosh mikonam. arzeshesho nadare asan.
34.vaghti asabani mishi chikar mikoni?ya chiz miz part mikonam ya inke ba mosht miram too divar ya inke ba laghad miram too komod.
35.tike kalame khasi dari?dashtam. dg nadaram.
36.badtarino behtarin khosoosiate akhlaghit?badtarinesh fek konam hasood bodaname. behtarinesh khosh bin boodaname
37.be cheghad az chizai ke mikhasti to zendegi residi?be 50 % esh
38.-ahle mod hasti?boodam, dg halesho nadaram.
39.az ki to in site badet miad?ehim. hamin alan too y! bet goftam.tongue.gif
40.zendegi che rangie?khakestariye gahi siah gahi sefid.
41.amir che rangie?abiiiii asemooni safo sade
42.badtarin zarbeie zendegit chi boode?
43.ba che ahangi kheili khatere dari? hi_q - Lose U
44.doos dari kodom yeki az bachehaie m9 ro az nazdik bebini?to ro pasho bia shz dg eeee. iren , ghasem amir bj , mehdi . ina ro ham mikham bebinam.
45.age shanse ino dashti ke be gozashte bargardi kodom kareto dg anjam nemidadi?ashegh shodano.
46.doost dashti baradar dashti!?na.
47.kale pache do0s dari?ashshshshshshshegeshaaaaaaaaaaam
48.sara yani...?yani raz negah dar ye refighe ba maram.:-*
49.age asheghe yeki beshi vali oun douset nadashte bashe chikar mikoni? faramooshesh mikonam
50.tanhaio do0s dari ya to jam bodano?to jam boodan
51.esme bluetooth mobilet chie??? Static_x
52.goosh it che rangie?toosi.
53.chand vaghte darish?az avale farvardine emsal
54.chand ta contact dari toosh?hodoode 30 ta
55.chand ta music dari toosh?568 ta
56.esme moaleme kelase avaleto yadete?bale ke yadame mr. AHMADI
57.sakhtarin bimari ke gerefti chi bo0de?ye sarma khordeghi shadid bood ke 9 ta ampool zadan to ghombolam crybaby.gif crybaby.gif
58.be gheyr az man az che goli khoshet miad? Maryam tongue.gif
59.ta hala police gereftatet?naaaa police tarafe man asan nemiad. bacheye khoobiam man.
60.ye enteghad az man? JAVGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR 60 ta soal?

kameha. por edea? hamash 60 ta? khejalat dare vala tongue.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
zeinabnaderian
AMIR:bazam salam ino ja endakhti
34.age raees jomhoor beshi chi kar mikoni?


1.hessab kon rafti khastegari too khoone dokhtare mifahmi babaye dokhtare moalleme sabeghete chet mishe?chi kar mikoni?age modiretoon bood chetor?
2.doktor farhang ro mishnasi?khoshet miad azash?
3.ta hala boode bekhai yekio tikke parash koni?
4.age behet began mitooni khoonevadato avaz koni khoonevadat ro chetori entekhab mikardi?
5.age esmet in nabood doos dashti chi bood?
6.che moghe dars mikhooni?
7.baladi filter net baz koni?albatte bedoone barname filter shekanchetori?
8.fekr mikoni age pir shodi che shekli mishodi?az nazare akhlaghi va fiziki
9.vaghti soal javab midi khandat migire ya tajjob mikoni ya geryat migire?
10.che adadi ro doos dari?
11.che rangi ro doos dari?
12.doos dari bishtar too madrese bashi ya khoone?
13.patoghet too madrese moghe zange tafrih va hala kollan kojast?
14.doos dari doktor shi?
15.az pool khoshet miad?che ghad?
16.doos dari too koja zendegi koni:darya jangal biaboon asemoon kooh zendan jazire(bedoone jameiat)
17.sedat ghashange?
18.cheshat che rangie?mohat chetor?
19.az honarhaie razmi khoshet miad?baladi?doos dari beri?
20.ta hala khalaf kardi?chi boode?polis dasgiret karde?
21.moaddele emsal va parsalet chand shod?
22.reshtat riazie?
23.doos dari sar be tane ki nabashe?
24.kari nadari?
25.khabet nemiad?
26.nemikhai khodahafezi koni?
27.kamtarin noree ke gerefti chan boode?too che darsi?kei?
28.jigh zadan hal mide?
29.age bebini yeki dare saresho mohkam too divar mizane chi kar mikoni?
30.bebini ye jenaze kenare jade oftade chikar mikoni?
31.ta hala jenaze didi?az jenaze mitarsi?az rooh chetor?
32.be jen eteghad dari?be fazaeeia chetor?

fellan khoda hafez ta bad
SaRa_FRZ
@amir
1.kasi to zandegit boude ke kari karde basheo to ta alan nabakhshide bashish?
2.aslan adame kinei hasti?
3.nazaret raje be sarbazi chie?
4.akharin bari ke teh boodi key boude?
5.bozorgtarin doroghi ke gofti chi boude?
6.vahshatnak tarin sahnei ke didi chi boude?
7.age gharar bashe az 20 be khodet nomre bedi chand midi?
8.doust dari chan sal omr koni?
9.ba in kalame-ha ye jomle besaz!....kafgir,facebook,jazire!
10.az che atri khoshet miad?
11.behtarin kare zendegit?
12.nazaret rajebe zendegit chie?
13.be nazaret adade in soal nahse?
14.akharin tajdidit chi boodeo kei boode?
15..tahala saret kolah rafte?
16.ye ax bachegit up kon bekhandim!!!khande dar bashe haaaaaaa!!!
17.shoghli ke doost dari toosh kar koni chie?
18.az che khanandei khoshet miad? az che khanadei badet miad?
19.che ehsasi nesbat be marg dari?
20.baraye kharid be che chizai tavajoh mikoni?
21.ye jok begoo!
22.damaie sandalit cheghad shode?
23.farghe dokhtar ba pesar dar chie?
24.ba che kasayi dar morede zendegit moshavere mikoni?
25.nazaret nesbat be nasihat kardan chie?
26.aziztarin kase zendegit dar hale hazer kie?
27.nazaret rajebe soalam chie?
28.akharin bari ke tavalod gerefti key boud?
29.akharin bari ke baraye kasi kado gerefti key boude?chi boude?base ki boude?
30.13bedare emsal vaghti dashti sabzaro gere mizadi che arezooi kardi?
31.nazaret rajebe mehrie chie?
32.vaghti fahmidi daneshga ghabool shodi che hesi bet das dad?
33.ghashang tarin cartooni ke too omret didi chi boude?
34.az hale houle ha che chizio bishtar doust dari
35.otaghet che rangie?
36.bazie morede alagheie bachegit chi boude?
37.esmeto ki entekhab karde?
38.nazaret raje be club chie?
39.age bekhai football bazi koni che postio entekhab mikoni?
40.100ta vase rooze aval basse!?


ireeeeeen
@all:silaaaaaaaaaaaaam bachehaaaaa eyde hamegi mobarak albate ba takhir...sorry dir omadam

@amir:khob mano soalam omadim:P

1-khob khobi?
2-khanevade khoban?
3-behio asal chetoran?
4-vaaaaaaaaaaay asle kari yadam raft malo0s khobe????
5-bishtar do0st dari amir sedat konan ya sajad?
6-nazaret dar morede vazagh chie?
7-age to ye mehmo0oni bashio kheiliam ro darvasi dashte bashi yeho shalvaret pare beshe chikar mikoni?
8-ta hala chan bar ashegh shodi?
9-kasi to zendegit bo0de ke hasrate nabo0danesho bokhori?
10?ki?
11-nazaret dar morede morche khar chie?
12-age shab bekhabi sob bidar beshi bebini kachal shodi chikar mikoni?
13-mano chanta do0sam dari?
14-be nazaret goore khar sefide ba khataye siah ya siahe ba khataye sefid?
15-age ye tike abr to asemon behet bedan bahash chikar mikoni?
16-age jadoogar bo0di inaro be chi tabdil mikardi:
sara:
derber:
ghassem:
man:
khodet:
maly:
eli:
peyman:
zeinab:
mehdi(lord):
amir(bj):
asal:
mamanet:
behi:
babat:
khaharet:
maloos:

17-chan sal bad mifahmi ke dokhtaret ba ye pesari dost shode,chikar mikoni?
18-chan sal bad mifahmi pesaret sigar mikeshe,chikar mikoni?
19-to havapeymai...migan havapeyma dare soghoot mikone...avalin chizi ke be zehnet mirese?
20-va3 har kodom ye khordani bego:
sara:
ghassem:
maly:
man:
derber:
amir(black joker):
peyman:
khodet:
zeinab:
eli:
mehdi(lord):

21-iren yani.....?
22-age ye modat peydam nashe bad befahmi mordam che vakoneshi neshon midi han?...asan narahat mishi?
zeinabnaderian
salam sobhe hamegitoon bekheir man emrooz bishtar az in nemitoonam biam
AMIR:
1.bishtar doroogh migi ya tafre miri?
2.zooret cheghade?
3.in ye khatere az bachegiame bekhoon bego nazaret dar morede man chie?
hodoode 5,6 salam bood ye sim peida kardam ke do saresh lokht bood ba khodam goftam ma doshakharo mizanim be periz vasayel roshan mishan age in simo bezanam be periz chi mishe hala zadamesh be periz ye sedayee dad mese enfejar man ham az tars sim ro bardashtam endekhtam too satle ashghal bad az zohr mamanam dasht haiato jaroo mizad goft in fiuzha paride kare kie man ham ke engar na engar aslan harfi nazadam amma fahmidam ke fiuz mipare
4.mitooni az khodet defa3 koni?
5.ta hala shode ye dokhtar dide bashi gofte bashi azash khoshet biad chon khoshkele?dokhtare bozorg na koochik
6.ta hala dokhtari boode deleto larzoonde bashe?ya shekoonde bashe?
7.be nazaret dokhtara ghashang taran ya pesara?
8.nazaret dar morede khodet chie?
9.bahooshi ya kheng?
10.hooshet chande?
11.quran mikhooni?namaz chi?rooze chi?
12.che ghad be maman babat ehteram mizari?ehterame kodoomo bishtar dari?
13.esme khaharet chie?chan saleshe?zerange ya tanbal?
14.fekr mikoni club mese che filmie?
15.baraye har kodoom az bache ye tahdid benevis
mehdi(lord):
ireen:
sara frz:
elham(eli):
ghassem:
peyman:
derber:
maly:
man:
bj:
16.age ye hafte too ye otaghe dar baste zendani bashi bad biroon biai ye nasime khonak behet bokhore che hali mishi?
17.age ye rooz bebini namzadet too ye resturan ba ye marde gharibe neshate daran migan mikhandan che hali mishi?chi kar mikoni?
18.2 khoshkel tari ya khaharet?
19.ta hala az khabet bekhatere dars khoondan gozashti?
20.tajdid avordan che hessi dare?
21.age befahmi moalleme norato be zolm azat gerefte ye nomre kamtar behet dade ke haghet az ina bishtar boode che hali mishi?chi kar mikoni?
22.difransiel chan gerefti?
23.theme ke doros karde boodi kheili ghashang bood preview ro chetori gerefti?ba che barnamei theme dorost mikoni?
man emrooz kheili kar daram fellan bye ta farda
Lord-ZigFrid
@ All: salam be hamegi,salam be ireen,sara,zeinab,amir,debder,bj,ghasemo,...........



@saraamir: salam khobi???
man bazam saoal daraM :D
6.az chiya badet miyad?
7.az che shakhsiyathaye to tarikh badet miyad?
8.az che shakhsiyathaye to tarikh khoshet miyad?
9.benazaret naft ro to iran kiee meli karde???
10.behtarin shakhsiyati ke mishnasi va dostedari azash ulgo begiri?
11.mojtame khalije fars to shiraz chand vaghte dg tamom mishe???
12.dsot dari be hame komak koni???
13.benazaret zibatarin keshavare donya kojast?
14.doste samimi dari???
15.kodom padeshahe iran ro dost dari???

saraamir
Zeinab
QUOTE (zeinabnaderian @ Sep 11 2010, 01:15 PM) *
AMIR:bazam salam ino ja endakhti
34.age raees jomhoor beshi chi kar mikoni?

avalan ke aslan doos nadaram besham. ama age shodam aval az hame fekri be hale javoona mikonam hadeaghal kar vasashoonbashe pool dar biaran.

1.hessab kon rafti khastegari too khoone dokhtare mifahmi babaye dokhtare moalleme sabeghete chet mishe?chi kar mikoni?age modiretoon bood chetor?be roo khodam nemiaram. engaaaar na engar badan age pasand shodo ina behesh migam 3 sho ham migiram ke alan motevajeh shodam:D
2.doktor farhang ro mishnasi?khoshet miad azash?na nemishnasam. ki hast?
3.ta hala boode bekhai yekio tikke parash koni?are shode ama 20 min badesh yadam rafte ke mikhastam parash konam.
4.age behet began mitooni khoonevadato avaz koni khoonevadat ro chetori entekhab mikardi?omran avaz nemikardam haminjori doos daram faghat age mishod mamanamo saket tar mikardam tongue.gif
5.age esmet in nabood doos dashti chi bood?AMIR Faghat Amir
6.che moghe dars mikhooni?sobha oonam saat 10 ta 1 ina.
7.baladi filter net baz koni?albatte bedoone barname filter shekanchetori?ghablana ba command propm ye karayi mikardam behem url adadai midad >>23.45.678.4 ( mese in ) bad ino ke mizadi to browseret sito miyavor. ke dg ba filter shekan miram code oon karo yadam rafte:D
8.fekr mikoni age pir shodi che shekli mishodi?az nazare akhlaghi va fizikifek konam az lahaze akhlaghi afsorde beshamo az lahaze fiziki choobe khoshk.
9.vaghti soal javab midi khandat migire ya tajjob mikoni ya geryat migire?nisham ta gosham baz misheeeee. zogh mikonam vase soalatoon:p
10.che adadi ro doos dari?2
11.che rangi ro doos dari?abi asemooni
12.doos dari bishtar too madrese bashi ya khoone?hichkodoom kooho dashto khiyaboon. VALI KKHOONE mimoonam bishtar:p
13.patoghet too madrese moghe zange tafrih va hala kollan kojast?too madrese poshte mashine moalem bood kerm mirikhtim ya inke vasate hayat bodo bodo mikardim. alan patoghe khasi nadaram ama berambiroon miram billyard ke mishe goft taghriban patoghe ya inke ba mashin bacheha charkh mikhorim ya mirim dare maghazeye bazi az ddoostam.
14.doos dari doktor shi?na aslan. doos namidaram
15.az pool khoshet miad?che ghad?areeee kheili ziaaad kiye ke badesh biad?
16.doos dari too koja zendegi koni:darya jangal biaboon asemoon kooh zendan jazire(bedoone jameiat) jangalo kheili doos daram.
17.sedat ghashange?sedam na kolofte na nazok. vase khoondan ghashang nist ama khoobe:D
18.cheshat che rangie?mohat chetor?chesham ghahveiye tirast moham meshkiye.be ghole khodemoon meshki badoo laugh.gif
19.az honarhaie razmi khoshet miad?baladi?doos dari beri?khosham nemiad ama bache ke boodam ta kamarbande abi raftam. kiyo koshin miraftam:lol:
20.ta hala khalaf kardi?chi boode?polis dasgiret karde?na khalafi nakardam karde bashamam chizi naboode ke polic biyofte donbalam:D goftam ke bacheye khoofiam
21.moaddele emsal va parsalet chand shod?emsal 13.71 parsal 13.01 :D
22.reshtat riazie?yup
23.doos dari sar be tane ki nabashe?a h m a d i n e j a d _ k h a m e n e i
24.kari nadari?chera taze sare shabe koli kar daram man:D
25.khabet nemiad?are khabam miad oonam chejoooor
26.nemikhai khodahafezi koni?fek konam dir shode alan sobhe man daram j midam laugh.gif
27.kamtarin noree ke gerefti chan boode?too che darsi?kei?1.5 too fizike lamasab.
28.jigh zadan hal mide?ay hal mide makhsoosan too gooshe bagiye
29.age bebini yeki dare saresho mohkam too divar mizane chi kar mikoni?tashvighesh mikonam migam sareto beterekooni jayeze dari wow.gif
30.bebini ye jenaze kenare jade oftade chikar mikoni?age didam doresh sholooghe ke be roo khodam nemiaramo rad misham ba inke halam gerefte mishe ama age tanha bashimo kasi khabar nadashtebashe z mizanam 115 khodam miram pey karam.
31.ta hala jenaze didi?az jenaze mitarsi?az rooh chetor?are didam. fek mikardam khabide ama morde bood:-( na nemitarsam. az rooham nemitarsam. yani eteghad nadaram ke karimoon dare.
32.be jen eteghad dari?be fazaeeia chetor?be jen eteghad daram na inntorrrrrrrr hastesh kheili khoob hast jorat neshoon bedi jorat neshoon mide bahat paye mishe:lol: be fazai ha ham eteghad daram ama na intori ke to filma hast. kolan eteghad daram joz ma mojoodaye dgi ham hastand.

damet garm zeinab emroozo to garm kardi clap.gif clap.gif

SARA

1.kasi to zandegit boude ke kari karde basheo to ta alan nabakhshide bashish?na har ki boodeo bakhshidam.
2.aslan adame kinei hasti?na migam ke dava ya harchizi ke bashe sari yadam mire.
3.nazaret raje be sarbazi chie?be <swearword snipped> mide adamo. doa kon beshe ye kari konam naramesh:D
4.akharin bari ke teh boodi key boude?joojoolo boodam 5 , 6 salam boode
5.bozorgtarin doroghi ke gofti chi boude?goftam 21 salame :D
6.vahshatnak tarin sahnei ke didi chi boude?dashtim to bulvare chamran miraftim didam ye motor zad poshte ye peykan 2 tayi ba ham raftan hava part shodan jeloo oon yeki mashino peeeeekhnarahat nashin. khalaf kar boodan hagheshoon bood :D
7.age gharar bashe az 20 be khodet nomre bedi chand midi?10
8.doust dari chan sal omr koni?nemidoonam. ta vaghti ke roo paye khodamhastam.
9.ba in kalame-ha ye jomle besaz!....kafgir,facebook,jazire! kho ye chizi beoo be ham bian . kash mano to tooye ye jazire tanha boodim man ba kafgir mizadam too saret ke inghad azyat nakoni bad azat ax migereftim mizashtim to face book hame bekhandan azat.
10.az che atri khoshet miad?Bvlgari Black

11.behtarin kare zendegit?sai kardam hame azam razi bashan
12.nazaret rajebe zendegit chie? na raziam na narazi. khoda ro shokr forsat daram khodam behtaresh mikonam.
13.be nazaret adade in soal nahse?na baba chert ina.
14.akharin tajdidit chi boodeo kei boode?fizik mekanik pishe 2 hamin emsal. ba badbakhti passesh kardam.
15..tahala saret kolah rafte?notch kasi natooneste ya agaram ke mitooneste delesh nayoomade:D
16.ye ax bachegit up kon bekhandim!!!khande dar bashe haaaaaaa!!!
bawshe ama nemidoonam khandatoon begire ya na:D yeki tofe mano jam kone

17.shoghli ke doost dari toosh kar koni chie?doos dashtam footbalist mishodam.
18.az che khanandei khoshet miad? az che khanadei badet miad?az gigi dagostino kheili khosham miad az sasy mankan motenaferam.
19.che ehsasi nesbat be marg dari?chize khoobiye adm hamishe bayad havasesh bashe ke ye roozi mimire pas har ghalati delet mikhad bokon ta zendei laugh.gif
20.baraye kharid be che chizai tavajoh mikoni?markesh jensesh bad akhare hame sheklo ghiyafash.
21.ye jok begoo! Torke 5 ta zan migire yekisho be onvane khoms mide be emam jome
22.damaie sandalit cheghad shode?baba injoori garm nemishe. hala halaha bayad beporsi shoma. heh
23.farghe dokhtar ba pesar dar chie?bekesh payin mifahmi laugh.gif
24.ba che kasayi dar morede zendegit moshavere mikoni?khaharam yeki az doostam. hamin
25.nazaret nesbat be nasihat kardan chie?kasi ke nasihat mikone bayad kar dorost bashe age nabashe nasihatesh be darde khodesh mikhore.
26.aziztarin kase zendegit dar hale hazer kie?aziiiiiiiiiz tarineshoom khaharame ke donyame.
27.nazaret rajebe soalam chie?asoone sakhtesh kon dg.
28.akharin bari ke tavalod gerefti key boud?farvardine hamin emsal ba behroozo arsalan ba ham gereftim 3 tayi.
29.akharin bari ke baraye kasi kado gerefti key boude?chi boude?base ki boude?kado naboode .gol boode vase mamanam.
30.13bedare emsal vaghti dashti sabzaro gere mizadi che arezooi kardi?arezoo mikardam ye shoare GAAAAV giret biad sara.
31.nazaret rajebe mehrie chie?dokhtara ro poroo karde ah ah ah.
32.vaghti fahmidi daneshga ghabool shodi che hesi bet das dad?badbakht shodam hala bayad be hame shirini bedam. oonam vase chi? daneshgahi ke hame ghabool mishan belakhare.laugh.gif vali koli khoshhal shodam:D
33.ghashang tarin cartooni ke too omret didi chi boude?Family guy laugh.giflaugh.gif
34.az hale houle ha che chizio bishtar doust darilavashak , chitoz motori , keranchi , bastani , peste , badom , badom zamini , va va va.. sara to biar man payatam ba ham mikhorim harchi bashe.
35.otaghet che rangie?sefide daro divaresh ama tarike noor toosh peida nemishe
36.bazie morede alagheie bachegit chi boude?gol koochik:lol:
37.esmeto ki entekhab karde?nanam :D
38.nazaret raje be club chie?faghat sandali dagho dare. bachehash bayad faal bashan hey mozoo bezaran inja bekhandim bahs konim na faghat soal javab
39.age bekhai football bazi koni che postio entekhab mikoni?Hafbak rast ya mohajem nok.
40.100ta vase rooze aval basse!?khejalat dare be khoda hamash 100 ta vase rooze aval? heh edeat alaki boodaaaaaaa iiish

Iren:

1-khob khobi?khoobam khoobi?
2-khanevade khoban?ghorboon shomo. hame khooban salam daran khedmatetoon.
3-behio asal chetoran?shangoole shangool az ghabl foozool tar:lol:
4-vaaaaaaaaaaay asle kari yadam raft malo0s khobe????asle kariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? che ghad ke to too fekre idayi be to migan ye refighe del sooz. oonam khoofe taegia shode michel jackson.
5-bishtar do0st dari amir sedat konan ya sajad?AMIRRRRRRRRR
6-nazaret dar morede vazagh chie?Vazagh mano migi ya kolan vazagh? vazaghe man koli jigare ba oon chishaye khochmelesh laugh.giftongue.gif
7-age to ye mehmo0oni bashio kheiliam ro darvasi dashte bashi yeho shalvaret pare beshe chikar mikoni?hmmmmm ba kamale porooyi migam man shalvaram jer khord beram avaz konamo biam:D
8-ta hala chan bar ashegh shodi?2 bar.
9-kasi to zendegit bo0de ke hasrate nabo0danesho bokhori?heeey are.
10?ki? be to che bache porooooo
11-nazaret dar morede morche khar chie?age hame mese khar sadeo mazloom bashan dg narahati pish nemiad.
12-age shab bekhabi sob bidar beshi bebini kachal shodi chikar mikoni?miam gooshe to ro mikanam az bas bem gofti kachal kachal shodam. ama vaghean age beshe degh mikonam choon kachal sham vaghean zesht misham.
13-mano chanta do0sam dari?vooooy chanta nadale ke mage mishe shomordesh? oooooo koli dooset midaram:X
14-be nazaret goore khar sefide ba khataye siah ya siahe ba khataye sefid?bache boro khodeto bezar sare kar. ama goore khar siahe ba khataye sefid:D
15-age ye tike abr to asemon behet bedan bahash chikar mikoni?behesh migam faghat bala sare khodam bash harja miram baham bia choon havaye abriyo kheili doos daram aslan miaramesh too otagham migam vasam baroon bebare.
16-age jadoogar bo0di inaro be chi tabdil mikardi:
sara:khodesh jadoo gare man jesarat nemikonam:D vali goorilesh mikonam koli zogh kone
derber:Gorbe
ghassem:zarafe
man:az in sag pashmalooa ke loosan khodeshoono hey loos mikonan. vaaaaaaay:x
khodet:ASB
maly:neidoonam ziad nemishnaamesh.
eli:hmmm khers ghotbi
peyman:Soooooosk
zeinab:Panda
mehdi(lord):hmmm Olaghe dana
amir(bj):moosh
asal:gaaaav
mamanet:bache gorbe
behi:kalagh
babat:Mar
khaharet:hamster:XXXX
maloos:heyvoon chi darim ke gher bede? nadarim? na , darim meymoone pishrafte
17-chan sal bad mifahmi ke dokhtaret ba ye pesari dost shode,chikar mikoni?kheshtake pesara ro mikesham roo saresh mifrestamesh hamoonjayi ke be donya oomade.
18-chan sal bad mifahmi pesaret sigar mikeshe,chikar mikoni?ye 3 , 4 ta chake mohkam mikesham too facesh migamesh dari khodeto nabood mikoni nakesh bi sharaf chiye mikeshi? moshkelet chiye akhe? cigar male to nist ye bar dgbekeshi shiramo halalet nemikonam laugh.gif
19-to havapeymai...migan havapeyma dare soghoot mikone...avalin chizi ke be zehnet mirese?Be Arezoom residam sorat balaye 200 ta
20-va3 har kodom ye khordani bego:
sara:gooje sabz :X
ghassem:porteghal
maly:joone khodam nemishnasam.
man:hamoon abnabatayi ke khodet hamishe behem midadi khochmaze booda:p
derber:limo torsh
amir(black joker):anar
peyman:bademjo0o0o0o0o0on
khodet:mowz
zeinab:porteghal
eli:hooloo
mehdi(lord):aloo zard

21-iren yani.....?ye refighe paye o bahalo doos dashtani
22-age ye modat peydam nashe bad befahmi mordam che vakoneshi neshon midi han?...asan narahat mishi?khafe sho kessssafate maraz zabooneto bejow koforat. az in harfa nazn dg eeee khoda nakone. be nazaret ter ter mishinam mikhandam? bad bakht age bimiri bayad diye manam bedi choon manam sekte mikonam mimiram tongue.gif

iren kamehaaaaa. sara migoft kheili kara mikhastin bokonin. man khodam midoonestam male in harfa nistina:D

mehdi:

@saraamir: salam khobi???salaaam dash medi nokaram. khoobi shoma?
6.az chiya badet miyad?az doroogh goftan. pichoondan. adame maghroor. adame az khod razi. farsi1 , rais jomhoore iran , va va va ..
7.az che shakhsiyathaye to tarikh badet miyad?fek konam khodet bedooni:D hame midoonan.
8.az che shakhsiyathaye to tarikh khoshet miyad?koroshe KABIIIR
9.benazaret naft ro to iran kiee meli karde???meli? ko meli? mage meli shode? mage dase melate?
10.behtarin shakhsiyati ke mishnasi va dostedari azash ulgo begiri?hmmm olgooyi nadaram. shakhsiate dayimo kheili doos daram sai mikonm mese onbasham.ziadam too kare shakhsiate baghiye nistam.
11.mojtame khalije fars to shiraz chand vaghte dg tamom mishe???fek konam 1 salo nime dg. wow chiiiiii misheeeee
12.dsot dari be hame komak koni???are ta jayi ke betoonam doos daram komak konam
13.benazaret zibatarin keshavare donya kojast?be nazare man englando scotland
14.doste samimi dari??? oohoom. doost ke ziad daram. samimi 2 ta daram.
15.kodom padeshahe iran ro dost dari???bazam koorosh

eival agh medi:D har chii oomad be zehnet begoo.

Zeinab

1.bishtar doroogh migi ya tafre miri?Ghablana doroogh migoftam. alan tafe miram.
2.zooret cheghade?ta vase che kare bashe. zooram ziade kolan? sha dari emtehankon:D
3.in ye khatere az bachegiame bekhoon bego nazaret dar morede man chie?
hodoode 5,6 salam bood ye sim peida kardam ke do saresh lokht bood ba khodam goftam ma doshakharo mizanim be periz vasayel roshan mishan age in simo bezanam be periz chi mishe hala zadamesh be periz ye sedayee dad mese enfejar man ham az tars sim ro bardashtam endekhtam too satle ashghal bad az zohr mamanam dasht haiato jaroo mizad goft in fiuzha paride kare kie man ham ke engar na engar aslan harfi nazadam amma fahmidam ke fiuz mipare
bacheye salem be to migan:lol: ye dokhtare foozoolo sheytoon ke mikhad az hamechiz sar dar biare
4.mitooni az khodet defa3 koni?baleee cheera natoonam? magecholagham? kasi jorat dare biad jelo.
5.ta hala shode ye dokhtar dide bashi gofte bashi azash khoshet biad chon khoshkele?dokhtare bozorg na koochikdokhtar koochooloo are taaaa delet bekhad. mimiraaaaaaam vase dokhtar koochoolooe nazo mamani.
6.ta hala dokhtari boode deleto larzoonde bashe?ya shekoonde bashe?ohoom crybaby.gif
7.be nazaret dokhtara ghashang taran ya pesara?dokhtare ghashang darim pesare ghashangam darim.
8.nazaret dar morede khodet chie?nazari nadaram. akhlaghe alanamo kheili doos daram nemikham avaz besham.
9.bahooshi ya kheng?fek konam bahoosham.
10.hooshet chande?khat kesh nadalam andaze begiram dari bem gharz bedi? oops.gif
11.quran mikhooni?namaz chi?rooze chi?hamash na
12.che ghad be maman babat ehteram mizari?ehterame kodoomo bishtar dari?ehterame jofteshoono daramshayad y zare ba mamanam bahs konam ama ehteramesho daram hamishe. man be babam to ham nemigam ehterame babamo bishtar daram.
13.esme khaharet chie?chan saleshe?zerange ya tanbal?25 saleshe , sara , zerange mese fer fere mashala mashala:D
14.fekr mikoni club mese che filmie?American pie 8 laugh.gif
15.baraye har kodoom az bache ye tahdid benevis
mehdi(lord):3 a akhoonde motabar nambebar vagarna das mikonam too mamaghet.
ireen:nakkhoonamo mibini? Betaaaaars. kkhodet yadam dadi pas bazam betaaaaars devil2.gif
sara frz:age kamtar az 500 ta soal beporsi bet migam nosrat khanoome por edea :D hohoho
elham(eli):chera soal nemiporsi? ha? bat ghahr mikonama :-(
ghassem:age soal naporsi miram ba peyman das be yeki mikonam:D
peyman:sooskin baba ba oon ali dayitoon. ba khodesham dava dare.
derber:agh reza shoma irani hasti inghad gharb zade nabash. ghoshato miboramaaaa
maly:chera man to ro nemishnasam? ha? zood khodeto moarefi kon vagarna az bacheha miporsam:D
man:to ham hagh nadari kamtar az 500 ta soal beporsi. hala emroozo ke kar dari bikhial az farda beterekoonbaz:D
bj:nemidoonam kojayi ama age in postamo khoondi bedoon kheili narahat misham azat age soal naporsi:p
16.age ye hafte too ye otaghe dar baste zendani bashi bad biroon biai ye nasime khonak behet bokhore che hali mishi?oon ye haftehe divoone shodam dg fek konam zogh marg besham.
17.age ye rooz bebini namzadet too ye resturan ba ye marde gharibe neshate daran migan mikhandan che hali mishi?chi kar mikoni?age namzadam bashe hamoon moghe z mizanam tori ke nafahme migam kojayi chi kar mikoni? age rastesho goft ke hich pas dare kare khodesho mikone ama age pichoondamo khali bast hamoon moghe jer va jeresh mikonam.ham oono ham oon marde ro.
18.2 khoshkel tari ya khaharet?khaharam:D
19.ta hala az khabet bekhatere dars khoondan gozashti?are nakhoondam nakhondam. shabe emtehankhar zadam.
20.tajdid avordan che hessi dare?migan tajdidi male marde tajdid nayari mard nemishi. chize khasi nist addiye:D
21.age befahmi moalleme norato be zolm azat gerefte ye nomre kamtar behet dade ke haghet az ina bishtar boode che hali mishi?chi kar mikoni?aval az hame miram pishesh eine adambahash harf mizanam. age dorostesh kard ke kard nakard saresh dado bidad mikonam karesho mikeshoonam be modiro ina age kard ke kard agar nakard ke kari mikonam ke pasho natoone bezare too madrese.
22.difransiel chan gerefti?9.25 tak made zadam:D
23.theme ke doros karde boodi kheili ghashang bood preview ro chetori gerefti?ba che barnamei theme dorost mikoni?mici mamnoon wub.gif themamo ba carbide.ui va photoshop dorost mikonam. bad themo ke sakhtam nasbesh mikonam ba barnameye screenshot az roo idlam ax migiram bad 2bare ba photo shop previw misazam.
man emrooz kheili kar daram fellan bye ta farda
mamnoon zeinab joon ba inke kar dashti soalatoporsidi. mamnoonam.
ireeeeeen
@all:

@amir:Man omadam kachal jo0onam,man hosele nadaram 100ta 100ta soal beporsam,ounjo0ri hoselam nemishe javabasho bekhonam
1-age shanse ino dashti ke be gozashte bargardi kodom kareto dg anjam nemidadi?
2-age ghoole cheraghe jadoo biad pishet bege age arezooi koni baravarde mishe che arezooi mikoni?(faghat 3ta arezoo)
3-doos dari do0stat che khosoosiati dashte bashan?
4-age labeie partgah bashio 2nafar dar hale oftadan bashan,yekishon kasi bashe ke to do0sesh dari vali oun do0set nadare yekishon kasi bashe ke toro do0s dare vali to do0sesh nadari,kodomo nejat midi???(2ta baham nemisheha)
5-ta hala shode az asabaniat mobileto bezani be daro divar?
6-be nazare man akhlaghet kheili avaz shode...vaghean avaz shodi ya filme????
7-eshghe avaleto bishtar do0st dashti ya eshghe dovom?
8-behtarin manzare kodome?...darya...jangal...kavir...?
9-age behet began bozorgtarin arezoot bar avarde mishe vali bayad az ouni ke do0sesh dari begzari chikar mikoni?
10-agheli ya ehsasati?
11-va3 sefataye zir esme ye ki az bachehaie m9 ro benevis:
mehraboon:
moadab:
fa'al:
kam kar:
ba kelas:
bi kelas:
khoshkel:
sheytoon:
bi molaheze:
ghayeb tarin:
bahal:
shokh:
sard:
bad akhlagh:
doost dashtani:
12-shadid tarin vejdan dardi ke gerefti va3 chi boode?
13-ro in sandali chanta dorogh gofti?
14-ye noghteie ghovat va3 har kodom bego:
derby:
ghassem:
peyman:
amir(bj):
mehdi(lord):
sara:
eli:
khodet:
man:
15-rekorde harf zadanet ba tell cheghad bo0de?
16-age behet began ye mah bayad to ye jazire zendegi koni va faghat ye nafar,ye film,ye albume mosighi ba khodet bebari chi mibari?
17-age dar ayande sahebe ye 5gholo beshi chikar mikoni?
18-baladi poshake bache avaz koni?
19-nazaret dar morede reyho0on banafsh chie??
20-bache boodi shab edrari dashti??????
saraamir
@amir:Man omadam kachal jo0onam,man hosele nadaram 100ta 100ta soal beporsam,ounjo0ri hoselam nemishe javabasho bekhonam
e? pas javabayi ham ke dadam nakhoondi? ha?
1-age shanse ino dashti ke be gozashte bargardi kodom kareto dg anjam nemidadi?Dorogh goftano
2-age ghoole cheraghe jadoo biad pishet bege age arezooi koni baravarde mishe che arezooi mikoni?(faghat 3ta arezoo)poole faravooon salamati ta 70 salegim va salamatiye atrafianam.
3-doos dari do0stat che khosoosiati dashte bashan?adame sakht giri nabashe. bahal bashe khaki bashe paye bashe ama shouresho az dast nade mehraboon bashe , moozi nabashe , kasi bashe ke beshe behesh etemad kard.
4-age labeie partgah bashio 2nafar dar hale oftadan bashan,yekishon kasi bashe ke to do0sesh dari vali oun do0set nadare yekishon kasi bashe ke toro do0s dare vali to do0sesh nadari,kodomo nejat midi???(2ta baham nemisheha)hichkodom az aghab midoam khodamo jofteshoono part mikonam payin. shayad oon donyayi basheo beshe ba ham bashim.
5-ta hala shode az asabaniat mobileto bezani be daro divar?are . didi darvazebana chejoori shot drop mizanan? man gooshimo andakhtam bala keshidam ziresh. damesh garm salem moond w700 bood.
6-be nazare man akhlaghet kheili avaz shode...vaghean avaz shodi ya filme????avaz shodam. ino ham midoonam ke bazam avaz misham.
7-eshghe avaleto bishtar do0st dashti ya eshghe dovom?rabti be ham nadashtan jofteshono motefavet doos dashtam. avali ye chizayi dasht ke asheghe oona shode boodamo dovomi nadasht. dovomi chizayi dasht ke avali nadasht....
8-behtarin manzare kodome?...darya...jangal...kavir...?jangal. jangali ke toosh rood basheo vasate jangal ye kolbe dashte bashi.
9-age behet began bozorgtarin arezoot bar avarde mishe vali bayad az ouni ke do0sesh dari begzari chikar mikoni?omran arezoomo nemikham. doos daram pishe kasi basham ke doosesh daram.
10-agheli ya ehsasati?kheili ehsasi boodam alan aghel tar shodam
11-va3 sefataye zir esme ye ki az bachehaie m9 ro benevis:
mehraboon:sara , mehdi , iren , zeinab , amir bj
moadab:mehdi , elham , amir bj , amir bam
fa'al:sara , derby
kam kar: ghasem ( albate too m9 )
ba kelas: sara, iren , mehdi , baghiye ro nemishnasam ke nazar bedam :D
bi kelas:ehim.:D hast ama nemishe goft ke
khoshkel:nadarim tamoom kardim farda bia:D
sheytoon:sara , arasham sheytoone kheili age baghiye beshnasanesh.
bi molaheze:khodam :D har harfi biad dahanm mizanam. hamegi sorry
ghayeb tarin:hmmm reza , arash , nini7khat
bahal:hameye bachehaye m9
shokh:har ki oomade inja shookh boode dg.
sard: ye khorde mehdi
bad akhlagh:sara
doost dashtani:vase man to va sara oonamchoon ashnayi bishtari daram
12-shadid tarin vejdan dardi ke gerefti va3 chi boode?vaghti kai mikonamo baghiye azam be del migiran. ye bar ba yeki ye shookhi kardam behesh bar khord dashtam miterekidam.
13-ro in sandali chanta dorogh gofti?joone khodam hichi
14-ye noghteie ghovat va3 har kodom bego:
derby:por karo khosh salighe.
ghassem:moadabo samimi ghodrat modiriatam dare.
peyman:tough guy. kale shagho mosero ba poshte kar. eival dare.
amir(bj):mehrabooneo be hame komak mikone
mehdi(lord):aghel
sara:zerango ferz
eli:hmmm nemidoonam.
khodet:active boodanam. khosh bin boodanam.
man:khosh bin boodanet , mehraboon booanet , ba siasat boodanet:D
15-rekorde harf zadanet ba tell cheghad bo0de?6 saat.
16-age behet began ye mah bayad to ye jazire zendegi koni va faghat ye nafar,ye film,ye albume mosighi ba khodet bebari chi mibari?eshghamo mibaram ba seriale how i met ur mother ba yeki az albumhaye schiller.
17-age dar ayande sahebe ye 5gholo beshi chikar mikoni? oghdasho sare zanam khali mikonam migam bi janbe , janbe nadaria.
18-baladi poshake bache avaz koni?bishin binim baw. na 100 sal yad nemigiram.
19-nazaret dar morede reyho0on banafsh chie?? ham khoshmazast ham vase feshare khoono ghalb khoobe. nabashe ye chize adam kame:P
20-bache boodi shab edrari dashti??????na . az bachegi high class boodam. laugh.giftongue.gif
ireeeeeen
@amir:age 100ta beporsam hoselam nemishe bekhonam,ina ke kame

1-khonato0n kojas? tongue.gif
2-tafrihe morede alaghat?
3-age ezdevaj kardi do0s dari zanet shaghel bashe ya kho0nedar?
4-nemikhai ye sign va3 man dorost koni? laugh.gif
5-in jomle haro kamel kon:
mosh to m9 nemiraft...
m9 ro ab bebare...
amir nabin che rize...

6-chera laye ozon sorakh shode?
7-elm behtare ya servat?
8-ye jomle bego ke tosh noghte nadashte bashe?
9-ta hala mashro0b khordi?
10-tavalode man keye han????
11-bache ke bo0di az chi mitarsidi?
12-age began bayad shabe aroosit keravate soorati ba kot shalvare sabz beposhi chikar mikoni?(age nazani dokhtar bet nemidan) laugh.gif
13-ba kodom yeki az soalai ke bacheha azat porsidan kheili hal kardi?(faghat yekiaaaa)
14-az kodom yeki khoshet naiomad???
15-do0s dari sar be tane ki nabashe?
16-dari ba tell sohbat mikoni...ke ye chizi pahato ghelghelak mide...nega mikoni mibini ye moshe sefide mamanie...chikar mikoni?
17-ye ja istadi ye nafar miad khire khire negat mikone,har chi negash mikoni az roo nemire,aksol amalet chie?
18-ta hala dokhtario didi ke delet bekhad bahash doust beshi,ama be har dalili nashode bashe??
19-fek kon to darya hasti,ghayeghet dare ghargh mishe madareto zanetam hastan age gharar bashe yekishono nejat bedi kodomo nejat midi?(faghat yeki!)
20-vaghti mikhai beri biro0on che ghad jelo ayne vamisi?

hala bo0osam kon ta bazam biam tongue.gif happy.gif
saraamir
1-khonato0n kojas? tongue.gif mage nafahmidi? hamoonjaye ghabli chizamoono jam kardim keberim sabkhoone pashimoon shod 2bare pahneshoon kardim. shod ye khoone takooniye kamel:D
2-tafrihe morede alaghat?ghan ghan doops doops , goaaaaaal , ZZzzZZzzzzZzz
3-age ezdevaj kardi do0s dari zanet shaghel bashe ya kho0nedar?khoone dar ama pool dashtebashe:D too khoone hamnashine ke kapak bezane vaghti manbashambayad bashe naboodamamvase khodesh khosh bashe.
4-nemikhai ye sign va3 man dorost koni? laugh.gif Roo chisham. amr befarma. har joor doos dari begoo vasat dorost konam. khob? wow.gif wow.gif
5-in jomle haro kamel kon:
mosh to m9 nemiraft...Migoft pif pif boo mide nemiram:lol:
m9 ro ab bebare...man yekiyo ke khab mibare. tochi?
amir nabin che rize...bokkhor bebiin har chi mikhori sir nemishi:p

6-chera laye ozon sorakh shode?choon ye bi adabi mese to hey angosht karde tosh.
7-elm behtare ya servat?servat bashe elmambahash miad.servat.
8-ye jomle bego ke tosh noghte nadashte bashe?joone man bikhial midooni ke tanom nemishe vase ii chiya.
9-ta hala mashro0b khordi?na
10-tavalode man keye han????27 ordibehesht doroste?
11-bache ke bo0di az chi mitarsidi?az mamanam laugh.gif
12-age began bayad shabe aroosit keravate soorati ba kot shalvare sabz beposhi chikar mikoni?(age nazani dokhtar bet nemidan) laugh.gif mikham sa sale siyah nadan. adam ye shab aroosi mikone in kara chiye? badesham man zane injoori nemigiram baba nanash omol bashan. hoho:D
13-ba kodom yeki az soalai ke bacheha azat porsidan kheili hal kardi?(faghat yekiaaaa)begam yadam nemiad bavaret mishe? ama soali ke zeinab karde boodo ke ye tahdid vase bacheha bedamo koli khandidam.
14-az kodom yeki khoshet naiomad???az hamash khosham oomad koli ham zoghkardam taze:p
15-do0s dari sar be tane ki nabashe?chi kare mardom darim ma? be man che baba:D
16-dari ba tell sohbat mikoni...ke ye chizi pahato ghelghelak mide...nega mikoni mibini ye moshe sefide mamanie...chikar mikoni?be poshte khatiyemigam zire paye man chi kar mikoni jijalaaaaaaaaam boo bia baghalam>:D<
17-ye ja istadi ye nafar miad khire khire negat mikone,har chi negash mikoni az roo nemire,aksol amalet chie?mikhandam khandash begire kari nakard zaye misham miram dg:D
18-ta hala dokhtario didi ke delet bekhad bahash doust beshi,ama be har dalili nashode bashe??too dorane dabirestan aval boodam are boode delam mikhast ama nemishod.alan dg na.
19-fek kon to darya hasti,ghayeghet dare ghargh mishe madareto zanetam hastan age gharar bashe yekishono nejat bedi kodomo nejat midi?(faghat yeki!)heh? vasate darya khodamo nejat midam age beshe:lol:jofteshoono nemishe?tongue.gif vali na jeddan age injoori beshe zanamo nejat midam.
20-vaghti mikhai beri biro0on che ghad jelo ayne vamisi?hmm 5 min. dg too kare fashionbazi nisam moohaye feramo midam bala miram.

hala bo0osam kon ta bazam biam tongue.gif happy.gif
( ar ar ar ar ar ) o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0om :-******* hala jorat dari nayay? tongue.gif
ireeeeeen
@amir:dobare man omadam
1-khande dar tarin adami ke mishnasi?
2-doos dari chi nadashte bashi vali hamishe salamat bashi?
3-age ye rooz kasio ke doosesh dari biado behet bege nafare ghablish bargashteo bayad bere,chikar mikoni?vakoneshet chie?
4-ba che ahangi kheili khatere dari?
5-Akharin Filmi Ke Didi?
6-Khandedartarin Filmi Ke Didi?
7-hafezie ya baghe eram?
8-setare ya aftab?
9-satarkhan ya chenchene?
10-be joz mahe khodet dg az kodom mah khoshet miad?


@aji sara:aji kojaaaaaaaai
saraamir
@amir:dobare man omadam
khosh oomadi
1-khande dar tarin adami ke mishnasi?Mamal khodemoon yeki az doostam.
2-doos dari chi nadashte bashi vali hamishe salamat bashi?pool
3-age ye rooz kasio ke doosesh dari biado behet bege nafare ghablish bargashteo bayad bere,chikar mikoni?vakoneshet chie?delam khoord mishe ama vaghti dg doosam nadare mizaram bere. che fayedei dare dg?
4-ba che ahangi kheili khatere dari?hi_Q - Lose u
5-Akharin Filmi Ke Didi?taken
6-Khandedartarin Filmi Ke Didi?ace ventura. male jim carey
7-hafezie ya baghe eram?baghe eram.
8-setare ya aftab?aftab
9-satarkhan ya chenchene?satarkhan
10-be joz mahe khodet dg az kodom mah khoshet miad?ordibeheshto khordad.
malytopol
salam bache ha,
vaghean delam baratoon tang shode!
in sher ro khoondam va khoosham oomad... khastam shoma ham bekhoonidesh
"زاغکی قالب پنیری دید"
از همان پاستوریزه های سفید!
پس به دندان گرفت و پر وا کرد
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گفت: اینجا شده فشن تی وی!
چه ویوئی! چه پرسپکتیوی!
محشری در تناسب اندام
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ye boose gonde baraye hamatoon
BlackJooker
All Bro & Sis :Salam Be Hame
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Che Khabar???In Sandaliye Hanoz Daghe??Nakone Raftid Marhale 2?
Lord-ZigFrid
@salam be hame

salam be iren,khobi?
slm be sara,to chetori?
slm be ziynab,afarin darseto bekhon,
slm be amri na man sard nistam akhe kesi azam soali nakarde khob va mano khob nashnakhti hanoz :shy:
slm be BJ baba koje to ??
slm be debdder ke dsote khobi hasti,
slm be malytopol khanom ke taze bejame ma amadan va az tarafe hame beheton khoshamad migam,
slm be hame ye bacheyaye club.....!

@amir
13.gole morede alaghat?
14.ghzaye morede alaghat?
15.cheghad sosoli?
16.cheghad khodeto ba mohitet veghf midi?
17.age alan began hamechi mohayas boro khsegari miri khsegari ke?(ba pozesh az hame ba chehaye m9 ham to listet bashana)
18.razi dari to zendegit??
19.razi dari ke azash khejalat bekeshi?
20.age behet began BMW Gina ya bougati ye donaro entekhab mikonikodomo bar midai?chera???
zeinabnaderian
salam be hamegi chetorin? amir baba chi kar kardi ba baghie
MEHDI:man khoobam shoma chetori?
MALY:sheret ghashang bood inam abadanishe
زاغکی بر درخت نخل فلافل می خورد روبهی امد گفت:ولک چه بالی؟چه دمی؟عجب عینک ریبونی؟مشکی رنگه عشقه دمت گرم یه دهن بخوون حال کنیم زاغ فلافل را زد زیر بغل و گفت:ولک برو مو خودوم کلاس دومم دهن سرویس

AMIR:
1.rish sibil doos dari?
2.be nazaret edam kardane mojrema kare dorostie?
3.tabe3 ghanoon hasti?
4.az chiz miz shekoondan khoshet miad?
5.khanande morede alaghat kie?
6.be nazaret moallema oghdeian?
7.ki bade?
8.doos dari chi kare shi?bachegiat doos dashti chi kare beshi?
9.damaghet shekast che ehsasi behet dast dad?dard che hessi dare?
10.khoonatoon che sheklie?azash khoshetoon miad?ejarast ya khoone khodetoone?
11.khone ghablitoon ghashang tar bood ta alani?
12.az che filmaee khoshet miad?az che filmaee badet miad?
13.akhe 2 bikari neshasti be soalaye mardom javab midi?vase inkar behet pool midan ya pool midi?
14.adame mosbatti hasti ya manfi?
15.az aksaie rangi bishrtar khoshet miad ya siah sefid?
16.tabestoon che ghad khabidi?
17.mah ramezoon saat chand pa mishodi az khab?
18.be nazaret bayad chand saat dar rooz bakhabi kafie?
19.naghas*** khoobe?tarahi va khoshnevesit chetor?
20.shomare in soal ghashange?
21.khattet chetorie?
22.addade zoj ro bishtar doos dari ya fard?
23.ba esbat kardanhaie too difransiel hal mikoni?ba mosalasat chi?hendese?
24.az ashkale hendesi khoshet miad?az ashkale be ham rikhte chi?
25.az hamoome aftab gereftan khoshet miad?
26.jazre sevome adade in soal chande?az che rahi bayad beri?
27.hale dastet chetore?angoshtat chi?
28.age begam doos daram sareto bekoobam 2 divar dandoonato khoord konam inghad bezanamet ke khaste besham chi migi?chi kar mikoni?
29.kotak khordan hal mide?kotak zadan chi?
30.daste bezan dari?che moghe?
31.alan chi hal mide bokhori?
32.kenare film beshini midooni doro baret che khabare?
33.che goli doost dari?
34.mikham atishet bezanam doos dari?
35.too ye jam neshasti yehoo ye chizi yadet miad boland mikhandi be nazaret baghie chi fakr mikonan?chi behet migan?chi javabeshoono midi?fekr mikoni aberoot mire?
36.loosi?
37.age chanta filme kheili bahali ke hamashoono doos dari dar ye zaman bezaran kodomeshoono negah mikoni?nam bebar?
38.mikhai 100ta100ta soal beporsam?
39.age alan jigh bezani chi mishe?
40.khabet sangine?
41.dishab khab didi?aslan khab mibini?
42.khande dar tarin va maskhare tarin khabi ke ta hala didi chi boode?
43.tarsnak tarineshoon che boode?
44.ta hala khab didi ke be emtehan naresidi?che hali shodi?
45.dars khoondan barat mohemme?
46.filmaee ke shab mibini tekraresho ke zohr mizaranoo bazam negah mikoni?
47.ta hala hes kardi mokhet varam karde mikhad bezane biroon?cheshat chi?chera?
48.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in jigh zadane man bood gooshet soorakh nashod?
49.baraye har kodoom az bache ha esme ye heyvoon benevis
mehdi:
man:
khodet:
sara:
ireen:
maly:
ghassem:
bj:
derber:
elham:
peyman:
50.bebakhshid in hamoon soale 500mi hast montaha ye sefresh farar kard miai komak begirimesh?
51.doos dari beri zendan?
52.nazaret darbare in filma chie?
the other guys:
get smart:
alice in wonderland:
pirana:
dispecable me:
robin hood:
iron man1:
iron man2:
sherlock holms:
knowing:
titanic2: yucky.gif
53.saret dard migire chi kar mikoni?fayde ham dare?
54.hal mide beri charkhaie mashine moallema ro panchar koni na?che ghad hal mide?
55.dige ba mashin moallemet chi kar mikoni?
56.doos dari zanet kojaee bashe?
57.mikhai beresoonam be 100ta ya hamin basse?
58.in hame mishini roo sandali kamar dard nemigiri?
59.vase chi in ghad bache badi hasti toozih bedeh?inaro ki behet mige?
60.moohat narme?shoore dare?
61.age mardom tanhat bezaran faramooshet konan chet mishe?
62.age bargardi khoone bebini khoonevadat ro grogan gereftan chi kar mikoni?
63.hazeri 1million dollar begiri bank ro bedozdi?
64.be nazaret vokala be dard mikhoran?
65.monk ro mishnasi?ta hala filmesho didi?
66.mahvare darin?
67.goshnat nis?
68.doos dari sham chi dashte bashin?
69.fakr mikoni chera adam ta mariz nashe kesi nazesho nemikeshe?
70.behtarin soalaro ki tahala azat porside?
71.soalaye ki jalebtare?ajib tare?khande dartaran?
72.film tarsnak negah mikoni?
73.film tarsnak kei hal mide negah koni?yeki kenaret bashe behtare ya tanhaee?
74.ghorboone ki miri?
75.az che heivooni khoshet miad?
76.saat chande?
77.az taghallobi khoshet miad?fekr mikoni lazeme?
78.ta hala saree emtehan kasi ro ke dashte taghallob mikarde lo dadi?
79.ahle taghallob hasti?
80.shir pastorize hasti ya esterlize?
81.az pastor khoshet miad?
82.age hamin alan kharazmi va newton va anishtain va chanta daneshmande dige az 2 ghabreshoon dar bian jolot sabz shan chikareshoon mikoni?
83.antegral che ghad hal mide?ta hala yadesh gerefti?
84.doroogh migi.javabamo doros bede chera doros javab nemidi?
85.chanta shakhsiat dari?ba ham dargir ham mishin?
86.divoone khoone che torie?
87.har ki bere ravanshenas behesh migan divoone be nazaret chera ino behesh migan?
88.divoone khatarnake?tars dare?
89.che ghad too takhaiolattet gardesh mikoni?
90.bebakhshid vaghteto gereftam too in vaghti ke gereftam mitoonesti che kar koni?
91.che ghad fpsh midi?be ki fohsh midi?be khodet ham fohsh midi?
92.az tariki mitarsi?
93.az chi mitarsi?
94.az ki mitarsi?
95.chera sare mamanet dad mizani?khejalat nemikeshi?
96.bi orze hasti ya ba orze?
97.daneshjoo shodan va az daste madrese khalas shodan che hessi dare?
98.be net az 20 chan midi?be m9 chan midi?be club chan midi?be man chan midi?
99.ye soale daram beporsam?
100.soale 100omi che hessi dare?
101.in ham vase hal girie akhe halet gerefte shod?
102.midooni shomare soale ghabli too englisi yani chi?
fellan hamin chanta bassete baghiash bezar mogh bikarit javab bede afarin bache khoob
ghassemoo
Hamegi Salam... Man Umadam!

@Iren, @Sara, @Zeinab, @Mehdi, @Amir...

Khoda Begam Chikaretoon Nakone... Faghat 3-4 Rooz Man Naboodam, In Hame So'al-Javab Porsidin?! Akhe Mane Badbakht Chejoori Bekhoonameshoon? Hade'aghal 2 Rooz Tool Mikeshe Bekham Hamash Ro Bekhoonam.
Lord-ZigFrid
@amir va hame :

ساعت اشتراکی



سه نفر برای خرید ساعتی به یک ساعت فروشی مراجعه میکنند. قیمت ساعت 30 هزار تومان بوده و هر کدام نفری 10 هزار تومن پرداخت میکنند تا آن ساعت را خریداری کنند



بعد از رفتن آنها ، صاحب مغازه به شاگردش میگوید قیمت ساعت 25 هزار تومان بوده. این 5 هزار تومان را بگیر و به آنها برگردان

شاگرد 2 هزار تومان را برای خود بر میدارد و 3 هزار تومان باقیمانده را به آنها برمیگرداند. (نفری هزار تومان)

حال هر کدام از آنها نفری 9 هزار تومان پرداخت کرده اند . که 3*9 برابر 27 میشود

این مبلغ به علاوه آن 2 هزار تومان که پیش شاگرد است میشود 29 تومان

هزار تومان باقیمانده کجاست ؟



طراح سوال : دکتر حسابی




گیر افتادی؟؟؟؟؟
shivone
QUOTE (Lord-ZigFrid @ Sep 14 2010, 06:48 AM) *
@amir va hame :

ساعت اشتراکی



سه نفر برای خرید ساعتی به یک ساعت فروشی مراجعه میکنند. قیمت ساعت 30 هزار تومان بوده و هر کدام نفری 10 هزار تومن پرداخت میکنند تا آن ساعت را خریداری کنند



بعد از رفتن آنها ، صاحب مغازه به شاگردش میگوید قیمت ساعت 25 هزار تومان بوده. این 5 هزار تومان را بگیر و به آنها برگردان

شاگرد 2 هزار تومان را برای خود بر میدارد و 3 هزار تومان باقیمانده را به آنها برمیگرداند. (نفری هزار تومان)

حال هر کدام از آنها نفری 9 هزار تومان پرداخت کرده اند . که 3*9 برابر 27 میشود

این مبلغ به علاوه آن 2 هزار تومان که پیش شاگرد است میشود 29 تومان

هزار تومان باقیمانده کجاست ؟



طراح سوال : دکتر حسابی




گیر افتادی؟؟؟؟؟


javab:
25hezar toman saat forosh bardashte+2hezar tomane shagerd+3toman=30
hamechi doroste soaleto bad tarh kardi adam gij she aziz
Lord-ZigFrid
@shivone: be club khoshamadi!!!! clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif
elhamghassabi
[bمی دونی دل عاشق در مقابل دل معشوق بی دل ، مثل چیه ؟
دل عاشق مثل یه لامپ مهتابی سوخته است .
دلتو می اندازی زمین . جلوی پای دلبرت . می بینتش . سفیدی و پاکیشو . میبینه چقدر ظریفه. می بینه که فقط واسه اونه که می تپه .
فکر میکنین معشوق بی دل چی کار می کنه ؟
میاد جلو . جلو و جلوتر . به دل عاشقش نگاه می کنه . یه قدم جلوتر میذاره .
پاشو میذاره روش . فشارش می ده و با نهایت خونسردی به صدای خرد شدن دل عاشقش گوش می ده .
می دونید فرق دل عاشق با اون لامپ مهتابی چیه ؟
دل عاشق میشکنه ، خرد می شه . نابود میشه . ولی آسیبی به پای معشوق بی دل نمی رسونه . پاشو نمی بره و زخمی نمی کنه . بلکه به کف پاهای قاتلش بوسه می زنه.][/b]
BlackJooker
QUOTE (elhamghassabi @ Sep 15 2010, 12:47 PM) *
[bمی دونی دل عاشق در مقابل دل معشوق بی دل ، مثل چیه ؟
دل عاشق مثل یه لامپ مهتابی سوخته است .
دلتو می اندازی زمین . جلوی پای دلبرت . می بینتش . سفیدی و پاکیشو . میبینه چقدر ظریفه. می بینه که فقط واسه اونه که می تپه .
فکر میکنین معشوق بی دل چی کار می کنه ؟
میاد جلو . جلو و جلوتر . به دل عاشقش نگاه می کنه . یه قدم جلوتر میذاره .
پاشو میذاره روش . فشارش می ده و با نهایت خونسردی به صدای خرد شدن دل عاشقش گوش می ده .
می دونید فرق دل عاشق با اون لامپ مهتابی چیه ؟
دل عاشق میشکنه ، خرد می شه . نابود میشه . ولی آسیبی به پای معشوق بی دل نمی رسونه . پاشو نمی بره و زخمی نمی کنه . بلکه به کف پاهای قاتلش بوسه می زنه.][/b]

Baghishlar Bababozorg crybaby.gif
BlackJooker
QUOTE (Lord-ZigFrid @ Sep 14 2010, 05:18 PM) *
@amir va hame :

ساعت اشتراکی



سه نفر برای خرید ساعتی به یک ساعت فروشی مراجعه میکنند. قیمت ساعت 30 هزار تومان بوده و هر کدام نفری 10 هزار تومن پرداخت میکنند تا آن ساعت را خریداری کنند



بعد از رفتن آنها ، صاحب مغازه به شاگردش میگوید قیمت ساعت 25 هزار تومان بوده. این 5 هزار تومان را بگیر و به آنها برگردان

شاگرد 2 هزار تومان را برای خود بر میدارد و 3 هزار تومان باقیمانده را به آنها برمیگرداند. (نفری هزار تومان)

حال هر کدام از آنها نفری 9 هزار تومان پرداخت کرده اند . که 3*9 برابر 27 میشود

این مبلغ به علاوه آن 2 هزار تومان که پیش شاگرد است میشود 29 تومان

هزار تومان باقیمانده کجاست ؟



طراح سوال : دکتر حسابی




گیر افتادی؟؟؟؟؟

Tekrari Bod Soalet
Ghablan Peyman Tarh Kaede Bode
saraamir
MEHDI
13.gole morede alaghat?gole roz va maryam
14.ghzaye morede alaghat?fesenjoon
15.cheghad sosoli?vasatasham. na ziad na kam:D
16.cheghad khodeto ba mohitet veghf midi?age betoonam vefgh bedam ke midam amaage khosham nayad oonja ro tark mikonamo azash farar mikonam.
17.age alan began hamechi mohayas boro khsegari miri khsegari ke?(ba pozesh az hame ba chehaye m9 ham to listet bashana)na never ever ever
18.razi dari to zendegit??are daram.
19.razi dari ke azash khejalat bekeshi?na khejalat nemikesham ama aslan nemikham kasi befahme.
20.age behet began BMW Gina ya bougati ye donaro entekhab mikonikodomo bar midai?chera???bugatiyo choon eshghe bugatiam. :D

Zeinab

1.rish sibil doos dari?tah rish are ama sibilo rishe boland na.
2.be nazaret edam kardane mojrema kare dorostie?age pashimoon shode bashe na dorostnist. ama bazia ro bayad tike tike konan.
3.tabe3 ghanoon hasti?na ziad. kolan ba ghanoon moshkel daram. raat mikonam ama azyat misham.
4.az chiz miz shekoondan khoshet miad?na baba kojash khosham miad ama bazi mogheha vajebe:D
5.khanande morede alaghat kie?irani az arash khosham miad khareji gigi dagostino
6.be nazaret moallema oghdeian?hamashoon na. ama aksaran hastan.
7.ki bade?ki bade? hichki ki bade?
8.doos dari chi kare shi?bachegiat doos dashti chi kare beshi?bachegiam ke doos dashtam footbalist sham. alan nazari nadaram harchi mikham besham , besham faghat toosh pool bashe:D
9.damaghet shekast che ehsasi behet dast dad?dard che hessi dare?vaaay yadam nayar. nemidoonam yadam nist ama az dardesh aslan geryam nagereft dard nadasht faghat khoon miyoomad. ba hich chiz nemishod jellosho gereft.
10.khoonatoon che sheklie?azash khoshetoon miad?ejarast ya khoone khodetoone?hmmmm khoonamoon na bozorge na kochik, andazast azash khosham miad choon az nazare masir behtarin ja hast. har ja bekham beram kare 15 mine.
11.khone ghablitoon ghashang tar bood ta alani?joftesh:P ham ghabli ham alani:D
12.az che filmaee khoshet miad?az che filmaee badet miad?hmmmm az filmaye iraiyo hendi motenaferam. esm yadam nemiad begam ama az constantine kheili khosham miad.
13.akhe 2 bikari neshasti be soalaye mardom javab midi?vase inkar behet pool midan ya pool midi?heh hamchiniam bikar nisam ama khob khoobe ba ham ashna mishim.alanam javabe soalato daram ba 1 rooz takhir midam. kheilimazerat mikham:D
14.adame mosbatti hasti ya manfi?mosbat.
15.az aksaie rangi bishrtar khoshet miad ya siah sefid?rang rangi
16.tabestoon che ghad khabidi?kamtar az zemestoon. choon oonjoori sare kelas hamash khab boodam.
17.mah ramezoon saat chand pa mishodi az khab?hamoon 11 ina dg
18.be nazaret bayad chand saat dar rooz bakhabi kafie?age ghol bedi 12 shab bekhabi 9 bidar beshi kafiye yani 8 , 9 saat
19.naghas*** khoobe?tarahi va khoshnevesit chetor?laugh.gif naghashim badak nist khoobe khatamam khoobe baz badakesh nist.
20.shomare in soal ghashange?20 e khodesh ghashang ye chize dgast
21.khattet chetorie?hmmm migan ye zare dokhtaroonast. akhe khaharam bachegiam yadam dad chejoori benvisam.laugh.gif
22.addade zoj ro bishtar doos dari ya fard?zoj
23.ba esbat kardanhaie too difransiel hal mikoni?ba mosalasat chi?hendese?asan harfe hichkodomo nazan az hamashoon badam miad.
24.az ashkale hendesi khoshet miad?az ashkale be ham rikhte chi?naaaaaaaaaaaaa motenaferam.
25.az hamoome aftab gereftan khoshet miad?age sahelash mese baghiyeye jaha azad bashe are:lol: tongue.gif
26.jazre sevome adade in soal chande?az che rahi bayad beri?sedat nemiad bip bip bip
27.hale dastet chetore?angoshtat chi?khooban salam miresoonan. adat daran shoma chi? haleshoon khoobe?tongue.gif
28.age begam doos daram sareto bekoobam 2 divar dandoonato khoord konam inghad bezanamet ke khaste besham chi migi?chi kar mikoni?ghabl az inke bekhay bezani miparam too baghalet machet mikonam bebinam delet miad bezanim baz? tongue.gif
29.kotak khordan hal mide?kotak zadan chi?be shookhi joftesh kheili hal mideeee makhsoosan age jash bemoone.:D
30.daste bezan dari?che moghe?na baba az in shekar khoria balad nisam
31.alan chi hal mide bokhori?hmmmm chips o mast moosir.
32.kenare film beshini midooni doro baret che khabare?are bazi mogheha chat ikonam film mibinam theme dorost mikonam film mibinam kheili kara mikonam laugh.gif
33.che goli doost dari?golr roz va maryam
34.mikham atishet bezanam doos dari?bezan binim.bebinam mitooni?tongue.gif
35.too ye jam neshasti yehoo ye chizi yadet miad boland mikhandi be nazaret baghie chi fakr mikonan?chi behet migan?chi javabeshoono midi?fekr mikoni aberoot mire?az in kara ziad kardam migan begoo ma ham bekhandim.manam nagoftameshoon too kaf bemoonan:D
36.loosi?na nisam ama bazi mogheha film bazi mikonam khodamo loss mikonam:D
37.age chanta filme kheili bahali ke hamashoono doos dari dar ye zaman bezaran kodomeshoono negah mikoni?nam bebar?hamaro didama. man alan bishtar too kafe baziam. NEED FOR SPEED : HOT PESUIT II ya Medal Of Honor Ya Call Of Duty. ina ro behem ye ja bedan ye ras miram sare Medal Of Honor.
38.mikhai 100ta100ta soal beporsam?bepors man payatam:D
39.age alan jigh bezani chi mishe?mamanamam jiiiiigh mizane:D
40.khabet sangine?na mamooliye na sabok na sangin.
41.dishab khab didi?aslan khab mibini?dishab ke na ama hamin zohri koli khabe ghashang didam.are khab mibinam hamasham ajagh vajagh.
42.khande dar tarin va maskhare tarin khabi ke ta hala didi chi boode?khande dar tarinesh oftadam zendan:lol:maskhare tarinesham in bood ke az adami ke azash motenaferam shode bood zanam laugh.gif :-I
43.tarsnak tarineshoon che boode?mamanam gozasht donbalam part shodam too dare:lol:
44.ta hala khab didi ke be emtehan naresidi?che hali shodi?na nadidam ama khabari nabood ke behtar migereftam khoone mikhabidam:D
45.dars khoondan barat mohemme?na:D
46.filmaee ke shab mibini tekraresho ke zohr mizaranoo bazam negah mikoni?asan az tv chizi negah nemikonam ke tekrar dashte bashe. ama na negah nemikonam tekraro dg.
47.ta hala hes kardi mokhet varam karde mikhad bezane biroon?cheshat chi?chera?naaa az in hesa be man das nemide chera?
48.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in jigh zadane man bood gooshet soorakh nashod?maraz dari bache? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA khooshet oomad? manam jigh zadam too gooshet:D
49.baraye har kodoom az bache ha esme ye heyvoon benevis
mehdi:goore khar:D
man:Sanjab
khodet:Meymoon
sara:Asbe abi laugh.gif
ireen:Vazagh
maly:....
ghassem:Asbe shakh dar.
bj:kabootar.
derber:Roobah
elham:Tavoos
peyman:Babr
50.bebakhshid in hamoon soale 500mi hast montaha ye sefresh farar kard miai komak begirimesh?efa dir gofti zood tar gofte boodi gerefte boodamesh az dasamam khalas mishodi:P
51.doos dari beri zendan?naaaa mage kharam?
52.nazaret darbare in filma chie?
the other guys:kheili khosham miad az yaroo moo fere
get smart:ay khandidam.
alice in wonderland:2.30 alaf boodam faghat
pirana:nadiam
dispecable me:Romance hal nemikonam faghat chantasho.
robin hood:eyyyyy bad nabood
iron man1:kheili bahal booood
iron man2:kheili kheili bahal bood.
sherlock holms:in yeki aliii bood ham khandidam ham shakh daravordam montazeram seri badish biad.
knowing:hmmmm hal nakardam bahash
titanic2: :yucky:nadidam.
53.saret dard migire chi kar mikoni?fayde ham dare?music migoosham. are vaghtam migzare nemifahmam sar dardamo.
54.hal mide beri charkhaie mashine moallema ro panchar koni na?che ghad hal mide?are ay hal mide. oonjashoon misooze dado bidad mikonan ma mikhandim.
55.dige ba mashin moallemet chi kar mikoni?khat mindaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
56.doos dari zanet kojaee bashe?shirazi bashe. choon namdooni che khonokan:lol:ghorbooneshoon beram open mindam hastan. koliam ahle delan:lol:
57.mikhai beresoonam be 100ta ya hamin basse?na baba boro balaaaaaa
58.in hame mishini roo sandali kamar dard nemigiri?ki gofte mishinam? nesfam roo sandaliye nesfam roo miz:D
59.vase chi in ghad bache badi hasti toozih bedeh?inaro ki behet mige?man badam? chera badam? ta hala nagofte boodan alan to gofti behem:D
60.moohat narme?shoore dare?narme are.halat dare. shoore ham nadare .
61.age mardom tanhat bezaran faramooshet konan chet mishe?DEGH mikonam.
62.age bargardi khoone bebini khoonevadat ro grogan gereftan chi kar mikoni?miram azadeshoon mikonam. gereshoon midam kasayoyo ke dozdidan:D
63.hazeri 1million dollar begiri bank ro bedozdi?na amoo karaye sakht sakht mikhayiya ki halesho dare?
64.be nazaret vokala be dard mikhoran?baziyashoon are. ama kheiliashoon na.
65.monk ro mishnasi?ta hala filmesho didi?naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
66.mahvare darin?laugh.gif khodeti bi adab
67.goshnat nis?na alan kit kat khordam.
68.doos dari sham chi dashte bashin?hmmm soosis bandari vayyyy
69.fakr mikoni chera adam ta mariz nashe kesi nazesho nemikeshe?choon oon moghast ke adam mazloom mishe hame deleshoon misooze.
70.behtarin soalaro ki tahala azat porside?kkhodet:D
71.soalaye ki jalebtare?ajib tare?khande dartaran?hmmm soalaye to ro doos daram irene namardam soalayi miporse ke javabashoono dare:D sara ham ke nistesh felan kar dare. ajib tarinashoono to miporsi jaleb tara ro iren.khande dara ro ham khodet:D
72.film tarsnak negah mikoni?are makhsoosan dase jamike kerm berizam
73.film tarsnak kei hal mide negah koni?yeki kenaret bashe behtare ya tanhaee?^^^^^
74.ghorboone ki miri?BE to che?:D felan hichki. kasi ke liaghat dashte bashe peida nakardam :D
75.az che heivooni khoshet miad?gorbe
76.saat chande?6.18 Pm
77.az taghallobi khoshet miad?fekr mikoni lazeme?are lazeme . age nabashe ke nemishe.
78.ta hala saree emtehan kasi ro ke dashte taghallob mikarde lo dadi?na taze azash hamoon taghalabo ham gereftam:D
79.ahle taghallob hasti?ooo are oonam che joor.
80.shir pastorize hasti ya esterlize?shir felkam man.
81.az pastor khoshet miad?mioomad dg nemiad:D
82.age hamin alan kharazmi va newton va anishtain va chanta daneshmande dige az 2 ghabreshoon dar bian jolot sabz shan chikareshoon mikoni?migamman vaghean be shoma eftekhar mikonam. age shoma naboodin ma kheili bikar mishodim
83.antegral che ghad hal mide?ta hala yadesh gerefti?are yadesh gereftam ama khosham nemiaaaaaaaaaaad
84.doroogh migi.javabamo doros bede chera doros javab nemidi?gombosho binam hamasho az tahe tahe tahe tahe tahe tahe tahe tahe delam daram j midam:D
85.chanta shakhsiat dari?ba ham dargir ham mishin?1ki daram. na kkhodesh ba khodesh bazi mogheha dar gir mishe bad oon yeki boos mide hamechi hal mishe tongue.gif
86.divoone khoone che torie?to begoo chetorie? man naraftam to rafti?
87.har ki bere ravanshenas behesh migan divoone be nazaret chera ino behesh migan?ki ino gofte? kheili bi savade age gofte.
88.divoone khatarnake?tars dare?na baba inghadam bahale ke nagoo.
89.che ghad too takhaiolattet gardesh mikoni?kheili ziaaad harshab ba ahang miram faza age miay adress bedam to ham biyay:D
90.bebakhshid vaghteto gereftam too in vaghti ke gereftam mitoonesti che kar koni?dars bekhoonam:D
91.che ghad fpsh midi?be ki fohsh midi?be khodet ham fohsh midi?man be shokhi ziad fosh midam ama faghat vase khande ta hala ham kasi azam be del nagerefte.foshamam dar sathe kesafato bishouro inast bad bad nist:D
92.az tariki mitarsi?na hal mide taze.
93.az chi mitarsi?mar , aghrab in chza.
94.az ki mitarsi?hmmm hichki
95.chera sare mamanet dad mizani?khejalat nemikeshi?naaa oonjoori nist dad bezanam saresh ke eeeee mikhaym harf bezanim sedamoon mire bala oon mibare balatar man mibaram balatar:D vagarna harfamoon adiiye
96.bi orze hasti ya ba orze?orzasho daram. forsat giram biad halit mikonam:D
97.daneshjoo shodan va az daste madrese khalas shodan che hessi dare?nemidoonam ama hanoozam badbakhtiye dars khoondano daram.
98.be net az 20 chan midi?be m9 chan midi?be club chan midi?be man chan midi?be net midam 20 , m9 15 , club 10 , khodetam 20 iiiiiiiiiii
99.ye soale daram beporsam?boogoo bibinam:D
100.soale 100omi che hessi dare?e shod 100 ta? che kaaaaam
101.in ham vase hal girie akhe halet gerefte shod?hal giri nadidi zeinab joon ishala paye tar ke shodim dardesho mifahmi:P
102.midooni shomare soale ghabli too englisi yani chi? shabihe lol e khodemoone :D na nemidoonam begoo yani chi?
fellan hamin chanta bassete baghiash bezar mogh bikarit javab bede afarin bache khoob
dase golet darde nakone. bazam az in kara bokon. khoshhalemoon mikoni:D bazam bebakhshid dir j dadam. im so sorry

@ghAsEm:
salam nemikhay soal koni? ha? haghete mikhasti zood be zood sar bezani:D

@amir bj : Kojayi to? soal nemiporsi azam?

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