Vaghe'an???!!! Che Jouri Shodam Mage??!


1. Bacheye Kodoom Mahaleye Tehran Hasti?
2. Az Kojaye Tehran Khoshet Miyad?
3. Az Kojaye Tehran Badet Miyad?
4. Ta Hala Kasi Laghabi Root Gozashte? Agar Are, Begoo Yekhorde Faz Begirim!
5. Akharin SMSi Ke Vasat Umade? (Albate Agar Khosoosi Nabashe)
6. Akharin Ketabi Ke Khoondi Chi Boode? (Ketabe Gheyre Darsi)
7. Behtarin Hadiyeye Tavallodi Ke Ta Hala Gerefti Chi Boode?
8. Nazaret Dar Morede Heykale Amir (SaraAmir) Chiye?!! Be Nazaret Amir Ba Arnold Nesbati Dare Ya Inke Arnold Ba Amir Nesbati Dare?!!
9. To Gharar Nist Az Javab Dadan Be So'al-haye Bache-ha Khaste Beshi? (Khodaeesh Man Ke Dige Kam Uvordam Az Khoondane Inhame So'al-Javab).

@ all:in moama javab nadare!yani soali ke miporse maro be ye masiri monharef mikone ke bonbaste.in yeki az eshkalate riazie.vali javabe sara ghane konanadetar bood ba inke rabti be soale nadasht.

@ sara:dooste khoobo mehraboonam ey aziz har chi shoma begi (inam samimi) bikhial ghalat kardam bezar zendegimo konam

@ amir:javabe moamaro balad nisti nazan too sare moama.to aval tartibe shomareharo yad begir bad boro halesh kon.az key tahala bad az 10 mishe 7.

@ ghasem:ki gofte amir heykal dare ye doseta charbi invar dare doseta ham oon var.khodesham chasboonde be doorbin masalan ghoole.mohem aghle adame.

@ peyman: age aghl dashtam ke ba to kal kal nemikardam golabi. badesha oon heikal nisto be jaye dombe ostokhoone
@ ghasem: shagerdam morabiye arnold boode... onn mese man shode
@ bj: bebakhshidd donbale jadido bahalashoonam. mizaram mofasare khebre

@peymanbikare:man kasiyo nagereftam!chejore mitonam toro begiraMMM????
@sara:nakheyaram bekhatere inke mikham ye farghi dashte bashe bozorg mikonam va ya age chizi ro lazaem bashe ke hame bekhonan!!!!behar hal say mikonam ke dg in karo nakonam!!!!
@sara:nakhahsesh mikonam shoma dahbar dubbel post konid!!!

Salam doostan
Man hastam hamin dorobar, post hatoon ro donbal mikonam o mikhoonam.
Faghat ie khahesh, ie chand ta so'ale siasi ham didam bizahmat hamchin so'al ha e naporsid chon ba'ese filter shodan e m9 mishe.
Mamnoon.
@Sara: Mage na salamati nagoftam to admin e inja e...........so'alaie siasi javab midii???!!!!!!!!!!!
Shooo!!!!!Shooo!!!!!

@ALL:SALAM BE HAME SHAB KHOSH!

:unsure: elahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...intori nakon ghiafato!!! manzoure badi nadashtam!!! :(



1. Aghdasieh,otoubane Artesh
2. Elahieh
3. Pirouzi
4. Laghab ke na…ama ye modat hame be esme oun karkhouneye SARAVEL sedam mikardan!!! ^_^
5.khosousie!!! ;)
6. Ye ketabe Story English khoundam! Ama akharin ketabi ke tarjome shode khoundam…Zahir boud!
7. Yeki az axayi ke tavalode 1saalegim gerefte boudam va kheili doust dashtam ke bozorgesh konamo bezanam be divar…va mamanam vase tavalode 19saalegim in karo vasam kard!!! :wub:
8. Man ke yade Bouros Lee oftadam!!! Oun kheili doust dasht heykalesho neshoun bede!!! :flex: :lol:
9.naaaaaaaaaa khaste nashodam hanouz!!!...nabinam kam biariaaaaaaaa!!! :haha:

MerC doust jouuuuuuuuun!!!...bazam montazere soalat hastamaaaaa!!! :good:



:lol: gir nade baba jaaaaaaaaaan!!! migam ye kam en'etaf pazir bash vase hamine dige!!!...ba'd hey begou chera hich kas nemiad club!!!? bebinam mitouni ina ro beparouni ya naaaa!!!? hala ba 4ta soal javabe siasi kasi inja ro F*LTER nemikone!!!!!!!!!!!!! :whip:



@Lord: saaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaam!! shabe shoma ham KHOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

Etefaghan Yeki Az 2 Noghteye Tehran Ke Man Azash Vaghe'an Motanafferam Hamin Piroozi Hastesh, Unyeki Ham Khiaboon Damavande.

in ta'ne bood alan?

Har jour rahati mitouni bardasht koni!!!!

in yeki chi bood? kenaye bood?

Bro Peyman :Javabi Ke Be Moamat Dadamo Hatman Bekhon....Okey?

@Persian Club: salam be hame khobin??
man ye chand rozi nemitonam faal bashaM!!!!!

Ma Khobim To Behtari

salam baro bache kheili bi haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal....















amir bj shoroo kon yalla

Beroye Chashm.Yekam Vaght Bede(Damet Eyval Ma Ye Chiz Goftim To Chera Hala Shore Hoseyni Migirat)

slm b baxe bahale inja..khofin?

Baba Injaham Dast az Sare Ma var Nemidari
Salam Beroye Mahet..Chetori Ya behtari?
Intarafa?

Samalam,
manam sok sok ,hala ki bayad chesh bezare?
rasi
man: peji-h@al
az teh,,mirdamad
daneshjue kish
enghaze khufeee.
age khatin kish biyain hamahang bam shin,
ta khosh bezgarunin

Salam Khoshamadi......
Doste Man Kasi Digei Ro sandali Neshaste,Nobate Shoma Shod Biogerafio Ro Kon....Fadat

@all: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalooooooooooooooooom!!! kheili nihalin babaaaaaaa!!!aaaaaaah!!! goftam alan miam 50ta soal montazerame!!!
@lord: Jayi mikhay beri!!? chera active nisti!!?
@amir: chetori!!? axe avatare injaro chera avaz kardi!!?
@eli: chetori dokhmal joun!!!?
@BJ: dadashiiiiiiiiii chetor metori!!?
@peji: khosh oumadi pesar joun!!! khosh'hal mishim inja bebinimet!!!
@ireeeeeen: kojayi ajiiiiiiiiii!!?
@derby:

@ sara : enteghad paziram ama mostaghim goftanesh zood tar tasir dare room

@ iren : kooshi ? bia montazeretim ba soalat dashtim hal mikardim dasht khosh migzasht

@ amir bj: yalla yalla zood bash.

@ mehdi: koja gheibet zad?

@amir:afaliiiiiiin pesare enteghad pazir!!!
@peyman:koushi paaaaaaaaaaaaas!!?rafti donbale soal!!!?

@ sara:
inam 53 ta soal boro halesho bebar.
1.akharin bari ke tavalod gerefti key sood?
2.behtarin kadoi ke gerefti chi boode?az ki?
3.az doostat ya doos pesaret tavagho dari chizi baraye tavalodet ya valentine begiran?
4.akharin bari ke baraye kasi kado gerefti key boode?chi boode?base ki boode?
5.age behet ye pooli bedan avalin chizi ke be nazaret mirese chie base kharidan?
6.nazare raje be jaboolani chie?
7.age ye geda took hiaboon bebini behesh komak mikoni ya na?
8.ahle khoondane majale hasti?age are che majalei?
9.age ye tonge mahi az dastet biofteo mahie part she biroon chi kar mikoni?
10.13bedare emsal vaghti dashti sabzaro gere mizadi che arezooi kardi?
11.nazaret rajebe mehrie chie?age bekhai mehrie bezari chanta seke mizari?
12.age beri behesht zahra avalin jai ke miri kojast?
13.ahle kooh raftan hasti?tahala kodoom kooharo fath kardi?
14.age ye shab be khai khosh begzarooni koja miri?
15.daneshgat azade ya sarasari?az reshtat razi hasti?ki barat entekhab karde?
16.vaghti fahmidi daneshga ghabool shodi che hesi bet das dad?
17.ghashang tarin kartooni ke too omret didi chi boode?
18.avalin kalamei ke be zaboon avordi chi boode?(shayad behtar bashe az maman babat beporsi)
19.zendegit tahala tekrari shode?vaghti tekrari mishe che hasi bet das mide?
20.nazaret rajebe sale 2012 chie?
21.sale 89 ta alan basat che tori boode?
22.age camputeret kharab she va 1 mah ta dorost shodanesh zaman bebare chi kar mikoni?
23.age bekhai beri mosaferat doost dari tanhai beri,ba khanevadat beri ya ba fako famila?
24.az hale hoole ha che chizio bishtar doost dari?
25.az che otaghi khoshet miad otaghe por noor ya otaghe kam noor?
26.rasti ye ja gofte boodi mokham nabayad zade she mohem ghalbame.hal mokhe ghalbet chejoori zade mishe?
27.sharayetet base ezdevaj chie?
28.bazie morede alagheie bachegit chi boode?
29.age bekhai football bazi koni che postio entekhab mikoni?
30.che moghehai tarso vahshat vojoodeto migire?
31.age iran jang she chi kar mikoni?
32.kasi tahala kharab kario gardane to rndakhte?chi kar bash kardi?
33.ramze movafaghiatet dar konkoor chi boode?
34.roo che hesabi fek mikoni man porooam?
35.age bekhai eybe ye nafaro begi che joori migi?
36.tahala dele ksio shekoondi?
37.akharin bari ke menat keshi kardi key boode?
38.bad az har davai ke mikoni che ehsasi bet dast mide?
39.baraye karat barname rizi mikoni?asan zendegit roo barnamast ya na?
40.behtarin asbab bazie bachegit chi boode?
41.too rooz chand bar goos*** zang mikhore?chanta basat sms miad?
42.tahala joloie jam bade galoo dadi?
43.baraye ye mehmooni che no lebasi mamoolan mipooshi?
44.age too ye mehmooni ehsas koni doos pesaret cheshes be yeki digast chi kar mikoni?
45.age beine ye dorahi gharar begirio vaght base fekr kardan nadashte bashi,miri samte rast ya miri samte chap?
46.age ye pesare ba shakhsiat peyda she ba tamame khosoosiati ke mikhai vali mazhabi bashe o bet bege bayad chador bezri ghaboolesh mikoni?
47.tahala shode baraye kasi kario anjam dade bashio badesh pashimoon shi?
48.ziba tarin jai ke too iran rafti kojast?
49.age to khiaboon 2 ta mashine akhare sistemo bebini sooratie deleto mibare ya meshkie?
50.bishtar ghazahaye khoonegi ro bishtar doos dari ya fastfood?
51.zendei?
52.barghe khoonatoon narafte?
53.behtar nist ye nafar digaro entekhab koni ya bazam soal mikhai?



@ bj:dadash javabe moamato dobare bekhoon.vali hamoon tor ke gofti javab nadare.

@ amir:herkool cheyori?khoobi?

@all:salam bacheha khobin?

@peyman:man be kasi chizi nagoftam ke bekham mazerat khahi konam,age manzooret oun soale ke bayad bedo0ni faghat ye soal bo0d!!

@amir:silam kachal...khofi??...mido0nam bedone man bet khosh nemigzare

@sara:salam aji khoshkele khofi???...aji shomaramo vasat pm mikonam
1-vaghti mikhai beri mosaferat cheghad asas ba khodet mibari?
2-kasi to zandegit bo0de ke kari karde basheo to ta alan nabakhshide bashish?
3-behtarin manzare kodome?...darya...jangal...kavir...?
4-ta hala pesario zadi?
5-age kasi ye eshtebahi dar haghet bokone mibakhshish ya...?
6-aslan adame kinei hasti?
7-az che joor shirin khoshet miad?
8-age behet began bozorgtarin arezoot bar avarde mishe vali bayad az ouni ke do0sesh dari begzari chikar mikoni?
9-do0st dashti beri sarbazi?
10-bozorgtarin doroghi ke gofti chi bo0de?
11-be nazaret miri jahanam ya behesht?
12-agheli ya ehsasati?
13-va3 sefataye zir esme ye ki az bachehaie m9 ro benevis:
mehraboon:
moadab:
fa'al:
kam kar:
ba kelas:
bi kelas:
khoshkel:
sheytoon:
bi molaheze:
ghayeb tarin:
bahal:
shokh:
sard:
bad akhlagh:

@Sara:

@ sara : he he mici. felan mashghool bash 70 o khordei soal
@ peyman : chacheram longi ( ay dame ghasem jiiiz ) che khabara? migama in hame soalo az koja avordi? namard 10 ta 10 ta bepors adam hoselash beshe bekhoone in joori adam gij misheeeeeeeeeee. sheklakam nemizari ke azat bekhandim kho
badesham kho golabi. manam goftam moamat sare kariye...javab nadare hamoone.

@ iren : mmmmmm silam ha kho to ke midooni chera nemiyayo inghad azyatam mitoni? mmm

man key aziate to kadam,khob chika konam kelas dashtam

@ iren: kho bashe. khaste nabashi. esterahat kon az farda shoroo mikonim baz

mazaye kam boodan sorate nete iran :

مزایای اینترنت کم سرعت در ایران
اول اینکه؛ سرعت زیاد موجب تصادف میشه و اونوقت که در تلفات اینترنتی هم مثل تلفات جاده ای تو دنیا اول بشیم

دوم؛ عجله کار شیطونه! حالا چه کاریه که سه سوته سایتها بیان بالا. چیزی که اینجا زیاده،وقته. سه ساعت تو صف بانک وایمیستین؛ از صبح تا ظهر به خاطر یه امضا یه اداره رو زیرو رو میکنین؛ چند ساعت هم تو وب معطل بشین! به جایی که بر نمی خوره؟!

سوم؛ اصلا مهم نیست که ما مثل لاک پشت تو وب حرکت میکنیم و به اطلاعاتی که بقیهء ملل الان بهش رسیدن ما پنج هزار سال دیگه بهش میرسیم؛ مهم اینه که به این اطلاعات می رسیم!

چهارم؛ هیچ میدونین از کنار این سرعت پایین چندین نفر نون میخورن؟!
- به خاطر هزینهء اتصال به وب؛ کارمندان م*خ*ابرات و خانواده شان
- به خاطر برق مصرفی کامپیوتر؛ کارمندان اداره برق و خانواده شان
- به سبب کمر درد ناشی از نشتن زیاد پشت میزpc؛ دکتر های ارتوپد و خانواده شان
- به خاطر اعصاب خراب؛ دکترهای مغز و اعصاب و خانواده شان
- به سبب هزینهء گچ گرفتنِ اکثر اعضای بدن به خاطر مشت و لگدهای پدر گرامی بعد از مشاهدهء قبض تلفن؛ کارکنان بیمارستان و دکتران فیزیوتراپ به همراه خانواده هایشان

پنجم؛ سرعت پایین ابنترنت باعث میشه کاربران ساعتها تو وب سرشون گرم باشه و به نوعی سر کار هستن(کارآفرینیِ خاموش).

ششم؛ اصلا کی گفته سرعت اینترنت پایینه؟! خیلی هم خوبه! خیلی از کشورها هستن که حسرت سرعتِ اینترنت مارو میخورن.

هفتم؛ من نمیدونم چرا جوونا اینقدر بی بصیرت شدن؟! آخه وب گردی هم شد کار؟! آخه اینترنت هم شد وسیلهء اساسی؟! برید دنبال کارهای مهمتر مثل. مثل.. مثل... نمیدونم مثل چی، ولی برید دنبال کارهای مهمتر

mesiiiiiii,hla felan bidaram to ke mido0ni man shab zende daram

are midoonam... chi kar mikoni alan?

hichi...bikar...mikham beram film nega konam

@ iren : kho pas natarsiaaaaaaa. aval jish bad film tarsnak...yadet nare

salam...douste khoubam...ba soalaye ziad ziadet!!!
1. Sale 84…vaghti mikhastam varede18salegi besham!
2. goftam ke axe bozorg shodeye 1saalegim ke mamanam baram sefaresh dade boud!
3. khob are…kadosh mohem nist! Barah in moheme ke be yadam bashan!
4. Rouze pedar…vase babam after shave va gele eslah gereftam!
5. Lebas…manto,shalvar,kafsh,…
6.jaboolani!!?chi hast!!!?
7.bastegi dare…age ghiavash tablo nabashe,behesh komak mikonam!makhsousan age bache bashe!!!
8. are…bishtar majaleye me'mari mikhounam! Honare memario memari dakheli!
9. khob maloume…zoudi ye zarfo pore ab mikonamo mahiaro mindazam toush!
10. Arezou kardam emsal ba ye pesare khoub ashna besham! Chon man taghriban 1.5boud ke doust pesar nadashtam!
11. aaaaaaaah mozakhrafe!!!mage zan jense ke moamele beshe!!!!?seke …!!!man mehrie nadaram!!!...be mamanam ina ham goftam…age ye zamani khar shamo bekham ezdevaj konam….mehrieyi dar kar nist!!!
12. Khob…mmmm…sare khake maman bozorg va baba bozorgi ke hargez nadidameshoun!
13. ye zamani ziad miraftam…ama alan paye nadaram dige!kooh ke fath nakardam…ama daar aabad,kolakchaal,dar band,hameloon…ina ro raftam!
14. ba doustam miram sarzamine ajayeb…koli mikhandam…ba'd miram ye restraurant e khub!ye ghazaye toup mikhoram! Shayad ba'desha berim touye ertefayio ye sigari bekeshim…vaghan che saadast khosh gozarounim…heeee
15. Saraasari…are,kheili dousesh daram!...khodam entekhab kardam!
16. Ghorour va shadi!!!
17. entekhabe ghashangtarinesh sakhte…ama choubino pesare shoja va yougyo doustan ro kheili doust dashtam!
18.az mamanam porsidam!...goft to enghadr mariz boudi ke aslan be joz javabe azmayeshaat chizi yadam nist!!! Faghat goft be shokolat migoftam eshkoulat!!!
19. areee…hese badbakhti!!!hese bihoudegi…khastegi…!!!
20. vaghti biad maloum mish eke filmesh alaki boude ya na!!?felan nazari nadaram…
21. bad naboude…shayad hala behtar ham bashe!!!
22. avalan ke mahaale 1mah toul bekeshe!!!age shode dadashamo shabo rouz bidar negah daram bayad dorostesh kone!!! Ama khoda zende negah dare laptop-amo!!!
23. tanhayi ke na…aval doust daram ba doustam beram…ba'desh khanevadam!
24. aval bastani…ba'desh adams,ba'desh chips!
25. kam nour! Avalesh ke otaghamo dorost kardam…hame migoftan coffee shop zadi!!? Ama alan majbour shodam nouresho ziad konam vase karam!
26. vaghti yeki behem etemad kone…behem mohabat kone…be harfam goush bede va azadam bezare va man,shakhsiatam va khanevadamo zire soal nabare…kasie ke mitoune mokhe ghalbamo bezane!
27. eeeeeey baba!be joune khodam man ghasde ezdevaj nadaram hanouz!be sharayet ham mogheyi fekr mikonam ke pish biad!!!
28. khale bazi!
29. defa'
30. vaghti be marge ye ki az a'zaye khanevadam fekr mikonam!
31. age betounam farar mikonam…miram! Am age natounam,majbouram bemounam ta bebinam zende mimounam ya na!!!
32. areeeee… ye jouri hesabesho residam ke lal shode boud!!!
33. ramze khaasi nadasht! Bikhial boudam…jeddan!!! Vaghti oumadam biroun daad mizadam man digeee konkour nemidam!!!!!!!
34. khob midouni…pesarayi ke man inja tou club mibinam,hich kodoum shabihe to harf nemizanan! Shayad ham to be ghole khodet rok bashi!ama manam rokam…harfamo mizanam! Vali fekr konam lahne to ba man ye kam fargh mikone…vase hamin!
35. be shoukhi va khande…ye jouri ke narahat nashe!
36. fekr konam tekrarie…are shekastam!
37. yadam nist! Kheili vaghte menate kasio nemikesham!
38. narahati va asabaniat!!!
39. barname rizi mikonam…ama kheili kam be barnamam amal mikonam!!!kolan rahtam…har chi shod shod!ama vaghti vaght nadashte basham esters migiram!!!!!!
40. arousak…hanouzam asheghe arousakam!!!
41. goushim 2,3baar shayad zang bokhore!!! Ama sms ziad miad…20ta ina!!
42. in che soalayi akhe!!!!!!? Na babaaaa…hanouz motevaje nashodi ba ye khanoume moteshakhes tarafi!!?
43. bastegi be mehmouni dare khob!age mamouli bashe ye lebase mamouli va rahat!age titish bashe…manam ye lebase khoshmelo titish mipousham!
44. mahalesh nemizaram…bebinam chi kar mikhad bokone!!!?age bere pishe oun…khob manam miram pishe yeki dige!!!...ba yeki harf zadano khandidan ke kari nadare!
45. chap
46. age gharar bashe khosisati ke man mikhamo dashte bashe…nabayad chizio be man tahmil kone!!! Maloume ke man zire bare harfe zour nemiram!mano haminjouri dide khoshesh oumade!hala man chador saram konam!!?
47. naaaa…chon age kari anjam midam vase dele khodame na baraye shakhse khaasi!!!pashimouni ham ma'ni nadare…
48. Jadeye Asalem be Khalkhaal!!!...beheshte!!!
49. Meshkie!!!
50. fast food doust daram chon ziad nemikhoram! Shayad age har rouz fast food mikhordam ghazaye khounegi doust dashtam!
51. hahahaaaaaaaa…areeeeeeeeee!!!taze vasate javab dadan be ina…koli ham sms bazi kardam!!!
52. naaaaaaaa…zabouneto gaz begir!!!
53. Goftam ke ta akhare hafte mesle ye SHIR ZAN rou sandal mishinam!!!!!!!

Misiiiiiiiiiii…man hanouz boland nashodamaaaa!!!!



Salam be rouye maheeeeeet!!!

1.asas ke chizayi ke lazem daram bar midaram!!!faghat kheili lebas bar midaram ba khodam!!!
2. are…chon hanouz ozrkhahi nakarde!!!ama agaram ozrkhahi kone…ba'eed nist ke bazam nabakhshamesh!
3. jangal
4. are…hahahaaaaaaaaaa
5. kineyi nistam…mibakhsham!
6. bala goftam…na!
7. shiriniyi ke pore kaka'oo va khaame bashe!!!
8. to mage bozorg tarin arezouye man midouni chie!!?...dashtane arezoum ba kasi ke dousesh daram,ghashange…bedoune oun ma'ni nadare!
9. aaaaaaaah…na,aslan!!!
10. doroughe kheili bozorg nagoftam… ama fekr konam bozorg tarinesh hamoun doroghi boud ke chand saal be khodam migoftam!!!fekr konam fahmidi che doroughi!
11. tekrariiiiiiiiiii!!? ...age beheshto jahanami bashe,fekr konam miram jahanam!!!
12. Ehsasatiam…ama divoune-var kari anjam nemidam!
13. che sakhteeeeeeeee…
mehraboon: Amir (BJ)
moadab: Mehdi (Lord)
fa'al: maly
kam kar: vamegh
ba kelas: ireeeeen
bi kelas: jorat
khoshkel: ireeeeen
sheytoon: Amir(saraamir)
bi molaheze: esmesh yadam nist! Oumade boud shomarasho cm gozashte boud mozakhraf!
ghayeb tarin:vah-id
bahal: ghassem
shokh:farshad-enq
sard: pofimofi
bad akhlagh: Jalaaaaaaaad(derby)
***ino khodam ezafe mikonam... >> Doustdashtani: Elhamghassabi

Mamnounam ajieeeeeee khoshmelam...bazam biaaaaaaaa!!!



@amir(saraamir): asheghe in axataaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!








اولین ها





اولین مردمان جهان که نخ به سکه می‌بستند و در داخل تلفن‌های عمومی می‌انداختند، ایرانیان بودند!





اولین مردمانی که توانستند از کارتهای اعتباری تلفن‌های عمومی استفاده کنند، بدون آنکه اعتبار آن کم شود، ایرانیان بودند!





اولین مردمانی که نوشابه‌های تقلبی ساختند، ایرانیان بودند!





اولین مردمانی که در اولین صادرات به کشورهای شمالی ایران به جای حنا، خاک رنگی فروختند، ایرانیان بودند!





اولین مردمانی که کشف کردند دروغگویی و ریا و کلک‌بازی و چاپلوسی برای موفقیت ضروری است، ایرانیان بودند!





اولین مردمان دنیا که همزمان هم مایل هستند گرمشان شود و هم سردشان ایرانیان بودند، چون همزمان با روشن کردن بخاری، پنجره‌ها را هم باز می‌کنند!





اولین مردمانی که در گروه کم‌توسعه‌ترین کشورهای دنیا قرار دارند ولی ادعا و توقع برترین مردمان دنیا را دارند ، ایرانیان بودند!





اولین مردمانی که فقط به گذشته بسیار بسیار دور خود افتخار می‌کنند ولی چیزی در ۵۰۰ سال اخیر برای دنیا نداشته‌اند ، ایرانیان بودند

merc ajiiiiiiii khoshkele

1-age began alan mitooni bargardi be aghab che senio entekhab mikoni?
2-vahshatnak tarin sahnei ke didi chi boode?
3-age gharar bashe az 20 be khodet nomre bedi chand midi?
4-age sobh az khab bidarshi bebin kachal shodi chikar mikoni?
5-doos dashti 9ta bacheie ghado nim ghad dashti?
6-shadid tarin vejdan dardi ke gerefti va3 chi boode?
7-avalin kalamei ke hamishe to asabaniat be zehnet mirese chie?
8-doost dari chan sal omr koni?
9-to jam bishtar harf mizani ya goosh midi?
10-ro in sandali chanta dorogh gofti?
11-ye noghteie ghovat va3 har kodom bego:
derby:
ghassem:
peyman:
amir(saraamir):
amir(bj):
mehdi(lord):
maly:
eli:
man:
khodet:

Chizi ke ayan ast che hajat be bayan ast!!?




1. 18salegi
2. Tekrarie haaaa aji jounam!!! ... Didam ke dadasham ba zano bachash, ba 130km/h sor'at dare mire zire kamioun!!! Ama khoda ro shor naraft!!! Ta 2sa@ dasto paam milarzid!
3. 18
4. gerye mikonam…
5. naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!mage jouje keshi mikham rah bendazam!? divaane shodam!!?
6. Shadidtarinesho nemidounam…ama akharin bari ke kheili vojdan dard gereftam taghriban 2mah pish boud!ye ki az doustam goodbye party gerefte boud va 2 rouz ba'desh raft…ama man natounestam beram mehmounish!va hatta ba'desh ham natounestam beramo bebinamesh! Kheli halam gerefte shod!!!
7. khafe shooooooo babaaaaaa!!!
8. ta zamani ke jesmam salem bashe…50,60 sal basse!!!
9. Bastegi be jam'esh dare! Tou jam'e doustam bishtar harf mizanam!
10. dorough nagoftam!!!
11.
derby: kheili rahat mitoune ye jam'o rahbari kone!!! Albate ba…
ghassem: khodemounie…bi shile pile!
peyman: soalash tamoumi nadare!
amir(saraamir): ba energy va shad
amir(bj): delsouz…mehraboun
mehdi(lord): ba marefate…doustasho faramoush nemikone!
maly: theme-hayi ke misaze harf nadare!!!
eli: kheili zoud ba man samimi shod!
man: khodet ke number1 hasti hichi…gallery va profilet ham number1e!!!
khodet: mmmmmm…shayad inke say mikonam jouri rafter konam ke naboudanam digarano azyat kone na boudanam!!!



Asheghteaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam...bazam biayaaaaaaaa!!!faghat emrouzo farda ro vaght dari!!!!!!!!!!!!

میگم سارا... تو قرار نیست از روی صندلی بلند شی؟! باور کن دیگه سوالاتمون واقعاً ته کشید (البته از پیمان بعید نیست که الآن با 70-80 تا سوال دیگه بیاد وسط!). خودمونیم مثلاً قرار بود 4-5 روز روی صندلی باشی اما الآن 1 هفته شده ها... میگم نکنه خیلی داره خوش میگذره؟! فکر کنم دیگه وقتش باشه قربانی بعدی رو تعیین کنی

chera...dige mikham boland sham!!! ...ghorbanie ba'di ro hame mishnasan!!!! to ham midouni kie!!!...faghat mikham bebinam peidash mishe...ya mikhad mano ham bepichoune bege kar daram!!!? ....bezar biad man taklifamo bedounam ba'desh boland misham!!!alan sandali daghe age boland sham...hich ki nabashe beshine...khonak mishe!haal nemide!!!

Eyval!... Kheyli Vaghte Ke Montazeram Roo Sandali Giresh Biyaram...
Che Bekhad, Che Nakhad, Majboore Beshine Roo Sandali...



Are... Pas Fe'lan Vase Inke Hovselat Rooye Sandali Sar Nare, Begoo Ke Har Kodoom Az Bache-haye Club Be Che Joonevari Shabih Hastand (Az Nazare Raftari) & Har Kasi Ro Be Ye Heyvoon Tashbih Kon.

Nokteye 1: Khodet Ham Shamele Ghaziye Mishi.
Nokteye 2: @All... Khaheshan Ba'd Az Inke Sara Alghab Ro Moshakhas Kard, Javgir Nashin & Rooye Hamdige Laghab Nazarin.
Nokteye 3: Midoonam In So'al Ba'es Mishe Ehtemalan Ye Edde Delkhor Beshan Amma Kerme Dige,.. Chikar Konam!

Shans avordi Sara........man hesab e zaman az dastam dar raft nafahmidam chand rooze dari dagh mikhori....... Shooo!!!!!!!!Shoooo!!!!!!!!

bazam merc ajie golam

1-rekorde neshastanet paye pc chand saat boode?
2-rekorde harf zadanet ba tell cheghad bo0de?
3-age behet began ye mah bayad to ye jazire zendegi koni va faghat ye nafar,ye film,ye albume mosighi ba khodet bebari chi mibari?
4-age dar ayande sahebe ye 5gholo beshi chikar mikoni?
5-az mosh mitarsi?
6-ba in kalameha jomle besaz: abgosht,pesar,m9
7-ba ki bishtar dardo del mikoni?
8-az che atri khoshet miad?
9-baladi poshake bache avaz koni?
10-bache boodi shab edrari dashti??????



@all:vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bacheha man kheili khoshalam akhe farsi 1mon ghate

migan farsi1 pokid....khodaya shokret

@ireeeen & Amir: mage farsi 1 che hizome tari be shomaha foroukhte akheeeeeeeeee!!!? nemifahmam!!!? Taze amir farda 5shanbe boud ashnayi ba madar mage nadasht!!!? ...man ke kollan bayad bikhial sham...chon shanbe daram miram mosaferaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!
@ghassem: bezar fekr konam...migam behet hatman ke che jounevari hasti!!!!!!!!
@derby: khodeto vase nabard amade kon!!! YOOHAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

@ sara : ashnayi ba madaro ta seasone 5 khodam kamel daram montazeram seasone 6 biad badesham be salamatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii khsoh begzare behet

Derby: Shir (albate age ba'd az man beshine rou sandali shire jangale agar nashine shir pakati!)
Ghassem: Boze kouhi
Ireeeeen: Panda
Amir(saraamir): Meimoun (albate gouril nahaaaaaa !!!)
Amir(BJ): Quala
Peyman: Kaneh
Maly: Ahou
Mehdi: Sag (manzouram ba vafa boudaneshe!eshtebah bardasht nashe!!!)
Eli: Khargoush
Khodam: Pangouan (chon age bache dar besham bachamo bayad babash bozorg kone!)

khandedaar tarin soali boud ke javab dadam ghassem...kheiliiiiiiiiiii bahal boud!!!


1.fekr konam13,14h!!!
2.4,5h
3.che sakhteeeeeeee …ye nafar ke doust pesarame… age mishod serial bebarim lost ro mibordam!ama film …filmi ke oun kheili doust dare yani lake house ro mibaram! Music ham man albume 2009 Rihanna ro bar midaram chon tahte har sharayeti behem energy mide!...hala ounja mishe music goush dado film negah kard!!?
4. begou chi kar nemikonam!!!? ehtemalan ya bayad az kar bikar sham ya 2ta parastar begiram ke negaheshoun daran! Kolli bayad poul kharj konam ta bozorg beshan… kolli ham bikhabio ina tahamol konam…akharesham fekr konam tou senne masalan 40salegi sar az timarestan dar biaram!age ta oun moghe namorde basham!!!
5. Are…
6. Axe abgousht ke ye pesare tou M9 up karde bud,most popular shod!
7. ba doustaye samimim!
8. ck…goust
9. naaaaaaaa!
10.na baba…narahatie kolyavi dashtam,ama shab edrari nadashtam!!!


MerC ajie golam...kheili behem hal dadi ba in soalat!!!



@all: MerC doustaye golam ke tou in ye hafte mano soal pich kardin!!! hamatoun ro doust daram...vase hamatoun behtarina ro arezou mikonam!!! age harfi zadam ke narahat shodin...sorry!!! Nafare ba'di darbye...!!!az hamatoun khahesh miikonam ta javabe soalatoun ro nagereftid bikhialesh nashin!!!...
Rasti... man dar kol 379ta soal javab dadam ke betartib...
1. Ireeeeeeen 137
2. Peyman121
3. Amir(saraamir) 50
4. Ghassem24
5. Eli 24
6. Maly 9
7. Amir(bj) 8
8. Mehdi 6
Soal azam porsidan!!!...be joune khodam age derby kamtar javab bede narahat mishamaaaaaaaaa!!!

yani inghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad zechtam man?

@ sara:
1.avalin gooshi ke gerefti key bood?chi bood?ki kharid barat?
2.age to jaie dehghane fadakar boodi kari ke anjam dade boodo too khodet mididi ke betooni anjam bedi?
3.hamoon soale balai jaie hosein fahmide?
4.behtarin darsi ke az zendegi gerefti chi boode?
5.alan mashghool be kari hasti?age are hoghooghet too mah che ghadre?
6.ICE PACK yani chi?
7.zajr avar tarin marg che no margie?
8.age 1 hafte bekhai beri mosaferat koja miri?
9.rasti sigar mikeshi?
10.age ye shab vahi she ke to payambar shodi o mardomo be rahe rast hedayat koni chi kar mikoni?
11.noghte ghovatet chie?noghte zafet chie?
12.age bekhai ye restooran behem moarefi koni kodoom restoorano migi?
13.age ye dafe zelzele biad avalin kari ke mikoni chie?
14.nazaret rajebe borje milad chie (az nazare memari)?
15.nazaret rajebe borje azadi chie (az nazare memari)?
16.behtarin rooze hafte?badtarin rooze hafte?
17.ye motaradef baraye kalameie porroo bego bebinam?
18.az esmet razi hasti?ki barat entekhab karde?
19.az filmaye ghabl az enghelab kodoomo bishtar doost dari?
20.mozahem telefoni tahala dashti?che balai sareshoon avordi?
21.nesbat be dini ke dari che ehsasi dari?
22.eynaki hasti?eynak bet miad ya na?
23.eteghad be jen dari?
24.age savare ye taxi beshi,akhare masir befahmi kife pooleto naiavordi chi kar mikoni?
25.man chi kar konam ke porroo nabashamo samimi basham?
26.barnamat baraye zamane pirit chie?chi kara mikhai bokoni?
27.adame vasvasi hasti ya na?age are too che zaminehai?
28.akharin lohe taghdiri ke gerefti key bood?base chi bood?
29.bache por kharji hasti ya kam kharj?
30.too zendegit az ki hesab mibari?
31.tahala kasi donbale nokhod sia ferestadatet?
32.behtarin va khatere angiztarin dorane tahsilet marboot be che zamanie?
33.ahle mashroobina hasti?age are che mogheai mikhori?
34.too ye deyghe chanta kalame type mikoni?
35.badtarin foshe bachegit chi boode?
36.too bazia ahle jer zadan hasti?
37.tala base kasi pa dar miooni kardi?oonghad etemade doostato jam kardi ke base mashverat bian pishet?
38.akharin bari ke bala avordi key boode?
39.age yeki ye tofang bezare joloie soorateo bege khooneye samimi tarin doostet kojast (baraye koshtanesh) ya mikoshatet chi kar mikoni?

bazam dir kardam.mage nagofti jome?koja dar rafti?vaisa!man bayad rekord mizadam.

@ akhoonda:dastetoon dard nakone ke in farsi1 o azamoon gereftin ki gofte akhoonda badan.

@ ghasem:to ye laghabe longi baram gozashti hala mishini nokte bandi mikoni.

@ amir:man azin sheklaka nemizaram be khatere inke sara khaste she.

@ all:
bacheha man ye khabare khoshal konande daram.man jome (farda) miram mosaferat va shoma ham az mane porrooooo va kaneeeee rahat mishin.

Shoukhi kardamdige nonor!!!




@derby:kojayiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!?bia ke soalato amade kardaaaaaaaaam!!! biaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
@peyman: bikhiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!! man goftam akhare hafteeeeeee!!!!!!!!!...khodayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...bikhial sho ina ro dige jaane man!!?...bayad bazam javab bedam!!? akhe man dar haale vagozarie sandali boudam!!! dast az sare man bar nemidaria ta daghigheye 90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rasti peyman...khabaret vase man khosh'hal konande naboud...chon manam shanbe daram miram shomal!yani hamoun moghe' ke to nisti,manam nistam!!!nemitounam az naboudanet lezat bebaram!!!:lol: darzemn be sefate poroo va kane,nonor va bijanbe ham ezafe kon!!!!

@ sara:chi chi bikhial sho.mane poroo o kane bikhial sham.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrr
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@ all:ye khabare bad:kasai ke farsi1ian ferekansesh 12437 albate too nilsate.