QUOTE (Sticky Mick @ May 13 2009, 09:32 PM)

Well, typically here in the UK it's called a mobile phone or some people call it a pain in the @ss

Haydee… Her Chain, His Chin and a Gallery
(filville)
Gone are the days he really was forgiven
Yet, everythin’ was ‘en buried in the den
Once or twice but he couldn’t have it be trice
Real days are these days he does live like a mice
Why he was stricken-off once again one day?
Show him how really stupid he is… Haydee
Poor mind knows none when really was the first time
But all he could was that day he got a dime
Upon returning’ bitter from somewhere dear
He really thought that day you were still be there
Atop his page… ‘neath his list… and over a gay
He really was lookin’… for a name Haydee
Addin’ twice, drew a dice and yet all suffice
Net link granted him havin’ her midst his eyes
Differ more from a part known to him before
Where he saw her knockin’ on an open door
Oh’ God! Maybe… yet could be her agony
Cryin’ for Anthony… there you were Haydee
Not to deviate what it sets printed at net
He bets guys wouldn’t hate becomin’ her pet
Real! ‘tis gonna be fun… not to raise a rage
Than have ‘em deemed enslaved while being at cage
Not even he nor could it be the same gee
Stood still at his gallery… a name Haydee
Anent sayings “years and glories last and fade”
Time is true while the latter may not indeed
Farther than any further hasn’t got o’er
Real stuffs weren’t been cleared-out by bottled beers
Whenever it may upon his fingers’ glee
His gallery… still carries a name Haydee
His pleasure to honor her high royalty
He wrote these humble lines for her Oh’ laddie
Herein an eleven syllables each line
With every verse digested markin’ a time
Yes! He could be that stupid but, that is he
He’s only doing these just for you… Haydee
He hasn’t been freed from a loosen collar
Even nothin’ lurks his way back to his lair
Staring on the last rings of his master’s chain
While have to sleep with those ‘neath his weary chin
How are you? I’m longin’ for you so very
That could be all his words after all… Haydee