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pantoflica
Surfing through M9 forum i have noticed many people with great sense of humor...so i was thinking it would be nice to put them all in one place! So if u notice some of post u think is funny - quote it in here so we all can smile wink.gif thumbsup.gif

pantoflica
QUOTE(ssivic @ Jan 29 2008, 10:21 AM)
Well bb, if something falls from your hands in MOS, dont pick it up...haha.gif J/K laugh.gif
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post from "How gay are you" haha.gif i just love it! 10.gif

QUOTE(adonisdemon @ Feb 15 2008, 03:58 PM)
@Shoutout, man you must be on drugs! Freakin theming machine! wacko.gif
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QUOTE(RazBGD @ Oct 13 2007, 12:42 PM)
actually there is,but I wont say the name wink.gif
btw-can you give me an advice-how to spam so much?I mean,is there some special technique,do I need to attend classes,buy some literature,take private lessons perhaps? tongue.gif wink.gif
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antonis1978
sven you should win the gold bb laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
ssivic
haha.gif I am trying to remember, so I can bring more funny stuff here wink.gif
AzureSephiroth
What a great idea you did pantoflica 10.gif

I'm sure that given enough time browsing through the archives of last year, you'll find some hilarious posts that beg for the spotlight.

The shame and horror.... haha.gif
technokid1974
nice thread cec but i dont now where 2 serch wow.gif
adonisdemon
The lounge should have many interesting and hilarious ones. wink.gif
technokid1974
QUOTE(technokid1974 @ Nov 12 2006, 09:18 PM)
Is anyone going 2 answer me? Because it's getting frustrating 4 example I spent over 1 hour yesterday making mp3 ringtones and uploaded over 10 not 1 got posted in the ringtone section. So I will no longer upload mp3 ringtones.
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hehe wow.gif here is some cry baby crybaby.gif brings back memory when i first joined laugh.gif tongue.gif
and who knew i would have over 4000 ringtones in the gallery and a MOD flex.gif walkman.gif
antonis1978
QUOTE(chrisa21 @ Nov 27 2007, 12:51 PM)
QUOTE(antonis1978 @ Nov 27 2007, 12:46 PM)


Hey MOS, whats up?
Last week i have been hit from a virus surrender.gif
But i won haha.gif
I wish good health to everyone grouphug.gif
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what virus my bro!!!

trojan?? laugh.gifhaha.gif
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pantoflica
haha.gif great one, anto!
Look what i have found:

QUOTE(technokid1974 @ Jul 20 2007, 03:53 AM)
QUOTE(bloodmage @ Jul 18 2007, 11:09 PM)
@boxie - who are the nice members of m9? smile.gif
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he is talking about me bloodmage wow.gif haha.gif
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QUOTE(ssivic @ Jun 6 2007, 11:00 PM)
@Oops

Now seriously! When are you going to learn that you don't give injections with your eyes closed!!!! Now I am " out of work" for few hours...tongue.gif
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ssivic
laugh.gif Very good...there are a lot of mine tongue.gif
ssivic
QUOTE(ssivic @ Jun 27 2007, 08:27 PM)
I don't dream to much...but when I do....man now that is a wild party....and usually when I have such good dream...someone wakes me up...and the reason is to ask me sth like: Can I borrow your pencil?

I could kill them for things like that...laugh.gif
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QUOTE(boxieblue @ Jun 28 2007, 06:44 PM)
i usually sleep very well....and dream of AMAZING things. why,just the other day i was dreaming that i was with the se****t gal in the town and we were making out like hell. in fact, i cud even feel her! she was softly brushing my cheeks with her beautiful lips. i was feeling her warmth on my body. i proceeded to kiss her, and hold her in my arms , and never let her go.....
but mom told me to leave the dog alone.........
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pantoflica
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pantoflica
QUOTE(Atalantos @ Jun 27 2007, 11:42 PM)
This is dedicated to all the motorcycle fans laugh.gif laugh.gif

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QUOTE(jdjMadDog @ Feb 12 2008, 11:42 AM)
"Oohhh Give me a Kiss!!"

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Ha ha ha ...  laugh.gif
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pantoflica
QUOTE(boxieblue @ Aug 5 2007, 03:48 PM)
hey techno......wat r ur plans 4 2nite? wanna have some fun? wanna do something interesting? something that'll give u a lot of pleasure?
well......then go to sleep for a change!
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pantoflica
some flirting haha.gif

QUOTE(technokid1974 @ Nov 15 2007, 02:16 PM)
do i look good

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QUOTE(pantoflica @ Nov 15 2007, 02:19 PM)
no sweetie..u look FANTASTIC!!  clap.gif  wub.gif
how about me?
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pantoflica
QUOTE(ssivic @ Mar 5 2008, 09:11 AM)
I want to thank Tehno, Gka, and the queen of England for theirs kind wishes tongue.gif
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technokid1974
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Jan 31 2008, 09:45 AM)
user posted image
unsure.gif anyone recognize that hottie in mini skirt?
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unsure.gif not shore i know this sexy chick laugh.gif tongue.gif
AzureSephiroth
QUOTE(technokid1974 @ Mar 5 2008, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Jan 31 2008, 09:45 AM)
user posted image
unsure.gif anyone recognize that hottie in mini skirt?
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unsure.gif not shore i know this sexy chick laugh.gif tongue.gif
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lmao!! haha.gif
pantoflica
QUOTE(adonisdemon @ Mar 12 2008, 11:57 AM)
Damn you Tyronne, stop teasing with S40 themes!!! Make some S60 ones now!!! bash.gif bash.gif
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pantoflica
QUOTE(Sedma @ Mar 19 2008, 01:15 AM)
OMG, I get lost... I thought that I will find some juicy stories here but I found horror movie laugh.gif

I'm leaving  user posted image  but before...  user posted image (I'm tender soul laugh.gif)
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pantoflica
from bug central:

QUOTE(vegeta_sa @ Mar 31 2008, 03:36 PM)
Hi guys
check out this bug:

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HEHE i havent done that in a while 10.gif
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chrisa21
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Apr 3 2008, 05:39 AM)
from bug central:

QUOTE(vegeta_sa @ Mar 31 2008, 03:36 PM)
Hi guys
check out this bug:

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HEHE i havent done that in a while 10.gif
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that was haha.gif
When i saw it i couldn't stop laughing laugh.gifuser posted image
pantoflica
QUOTE(chrisa21 @ Apr 5 2008, 10:08 PM)
user posted image

This emoticon had been made for Sven haha.gif
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antonis1978
QUOTE(pantoflica)
@ technokid

Try to buy FATHERBOARD this time.. maybe your computer is not straight like you tongue.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif



It deserves to be here haha.gif
ssivic
hahaha it really does laugh.gif 10.gif
boxieblue
laugh.gif a few of my own quotes! lol...

but i am surprised there are so few quotes of Razbgd...far as i can remember, he was one of the funniest guys while he was active laugh.gif
unfortunately i can't find anything at the moment.... sad.gif


QUOTE(ssivic @ Feb 25 2008, 04:11 AM)

QUOTE(boxieblue @ Jun 28 2007, 06:44 PM)
i usually sleep very well....and dream of AMAZING things. why,just the other day i was dreaming that i was with the se****t gal in the town and we were making out like hell. in fact, i cud even feel her! she was softly brushing my cheeks with her beautiful lips. i was feeling her warmth on my body. i proceeded to kiss her, and hold her in my arms , and never let her go.....
but mom told me to leave the dog alone.........
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QUOTE(pantoflica @ Feb 25 2008, 03:30 PM)
QUOTE(boxieblue @ Aug 5 2007, 03:48 PM)
hey techno......wat r ur plans 4 2nite? wanna have some fun? wanna do something interesting? something that'll give u a lot of pleasure?
well......then go to sleep for a change!
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boxieblue
QUOTE(ssivic @ Jul 12 2007, 06:19 PM)
Now Boxie, where did you dig this topic? blink.gif
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laugh.gif this was back in the days when i used to visit the last pages of all forums to revive dead topics!
original topic
thump_rockstar
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Aug 1 2008, 03:17 AM)
QUOTE(chrisa21 @ Apr 5 2008, 10:08 PM)
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This emoticon had been made for Sven haha.gif
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thump_rockstar
QUOTE(_t-e-k-n-o_ @ Oct 27 2008, 06:53 PM)
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Oct 27 2008, 08:20 AM)
user posted image I will have to think about that whips... do i really use it so much?? tongue.gif
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The quanity that you use your whip equals the painful quality of every slash of the whip tongue.gif
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QUOTE(pantoflica @ Oct 27 2008, 06:54 PM)
whip.gif Take this!

So much about quantity! tongue.gif
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QUOTE(_t-e-k-n-o_ @ Oct 27 2008, 06:59 PM)
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Oct 27 2008, 08:24 AM)
whip.gif Take this!

So much about quantity! tongue.gif
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Owe!! That hurt, and I can't sit down now wallbash.gif tongue.gif

Whips are worse than death tongue.gif
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QUOTE(pantoflica @ Oct 27 2008, 06:42 PM)
Yea right.. thats why you almost beg for it! haha.gif tongue.gif wink.gif
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QUOTE(_t-e-k-n-o_ @ Oct 27 2008, 07:04 PM)
laugh.gif You got me there tongue.gif
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Defil3d
Rofl! I remember that like it was yesterday tongue.gif ...I do have the the whip lash scars... laugh.gif
thump_rockstar
QUOTE(technokid1974 @ Nov 1 2008, 07:15 PM)
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Nov 2 2008, 12:18 AM)
I put you in jail coz you have smelly socks tongue.gif
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while i am in jail sis can you wash them 4 me so when my time comes 2 leave the jail, my sock will be new again so i can look smart laugh.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif
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QUOTE(pantoflica @ Nov 1 2008, 07:17 PM)
Sorry bro.. but whatever you do or if i wash your socks - that wont help you! You have to know that you cant look smart until you finally realise that socks are made to wear on legs.. not on head tongue.gif laugh.gif
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rofl laugh.gif
pantoflica
unsure.gif I better be carefull what i am writing in here....tongue.gif
thump_rockstar
Yeah u better be user posted image tongue.gif

But i have to admit that this original crafted piece of art rocks wow.gif 10.gif

I want more of such stuff user posted image
ArthurWill
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rubg: Can you make two level of sorting in the homesite section ? Now there is one, you can sort by country, most contribution and last update or you can display only women surfs. What if I want to sort by country and display only women, or to know of is the mot contribution of each country? I think that will be nice.

boxieblue: why do u want to display only women? blink.gif

rubg: Because I like women


Browsing through every post of the 32 pages Feedback & Suggestion for mobile9 is a pain but I can't help but laugh when I saw postings like the one above. happy.gif
boxieblue
laugh.gif did i reply to rubg in the above conversation? i like women too haha.gif
ArthurWill
No you didn't. You missed it. tongue.gif
ArthurWill
Here is another one found in Pic of the Week.

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ssivic: A bullet as a key chain? haha.gif
adonisdemon: Well I can't carry a gun! tongue.gif


Well, we have two actually.

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ssivic: Had to take some off, so I don't look like some crazy guy, with a lot of keys. tongue.gif
pantoflica: unsure.gif You sure youre not working in prison, sven?
boxieblue
haha! funny

i really miss razbgd now. he was one of the funniest guys we had smile.gif
thump_rockstar
QUOTE(pantoflica @ Dec 3 2008, 06:23 PM)

My lunch:
pasta with soya pieces and cabbage salad

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QUOTE(technokid1974 @ Dec 3 2008, 06:29 PM)
that looks yammy jasmince  wow.gif any left overs 4 me unsure.gif
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QUOTE(pantoflica @ Dec 3 2008, 06:29 PM)
Too late! gave all to my dogs tongue.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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goronking
QUOTE(goronking @ Feb 23 2007, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE(ExPLoSiOn47 @ Feb 23 2007, 08:04 PM)
Ok I have made like 20 ringtones and they have been accepted for validation and added to the site, and I even have two featured tones, but now recently everything I submit is being rejected for NO apparent reason and I want to know why. I'm about to say "F it" to this site.
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Chill mi amigo. i see your having a fine day. this website has much to offer. do not "F it", embrace it. i too, have faced your same difficulty. upload your tones once more and they should be accepted.

"At first you dont Suceed, try try again"

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QUOTE(goronking @ Feb 24 2007, 11:22 AM)
Out of Nowhere a magic talking cow appears. he's got an AK and shoots every in the story. and after that he went to california and became a happy cow and made good cheese.

" good cheese come from happy cows, happy cows come from california "

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QUOTE(goronking @ Apr 7 2007, 10:48 PM)
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@all

congratulations! finally a topic that made me return just this once to the jokes and games forum. i have not posted in the area since august 19th 2007!!! a year and 3 monthes! thats a long time for me, and i was tempted many time in between... but my time has come to hit up this place one last time!
pantoflica
QUOTE(castleboyz @ Dec 1 2008, 11:05 AM)
QUOTE(boxieblue @ Nov 30 2008, 05:56 PM)
er...it is Technokid1974, not 1874, castle! lol.....it is probably the year  he was born. you just made him a century older. now he is no longer a daddy, he is a mummy tongue.gif
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haha.gif ha ha Right I've changed the muMMy to daDDy. laugh.gif
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QUOTE(RazBGD @ Jan 12 2008, 11:29 AM)
QUOTE(ArthurWill @ Jul 17 2007, 08:52 AM)
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Something like that NOT consider as Adult. smile.gif
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completely right thumbsup.gif
that should be considered as mmm yammi! wink.gif angel_not.gif
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QUOTE(RazBGD @ Nov 26 2007, 01:40 AM)
you`re more then useful here..you`re our light,our sun,our...well..we love you wink.gif

p.s.everyone remember-once in a while,you have to kiss admins a** wink.gif laugh.gif
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boxieblue
QUOTE(ArthurWill @ Dec 1 2008, 08:22 PM)
@adonisdemon
Liverpool!! wow.gif Btw, you have even less no. of keys than me. tongue.gif
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QUOTE(adonisdemon @ Dec 1 2008, 08:39 PM)
How many keys do you need? One for the house, one for the PC! tongue.gif
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boxieblue
QUOTE(ssivic @ May 27 2007, 02:26 PM)
Tehno has a cool rintones, if only we had rank 12 just for ppl like him...laugh.gif
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QUOTE(VanjaT630 @ May 27 2007, 08:15 PM)
Nah, rank 12 is way too low for him... wink.gif
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QUOTE(gka3000 @ May 27 2007, 08:39 PM)
ssivic , vanja look i got into rank 12 ...

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im just kidding lol ....

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QUOTE(ssivic @ May 27 2007, 08:50 PM)
Can you believe it...I actually looked at your rank...laugh.gif
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haha.gif this was soo funny! (found in techno's ringtone thread)

and i looked at his rank too!
LotusB
QUOTE (pantoflica @ Sep 18 2008, 08:40 AM) *
If you got gils for posting... i guess adonis was a millionare at that time haha.gif

LotusB
QUOTE (pantoflica @ Sep 18 2008, 10:54 PM) *
wow.gif I want that store back so i can buy me new whip.gif !!!!!



QUOTE (boxieblue @ Sep 19 2008, 12:33 AM) *
tongue.gif tongue.gif that's all you ever think about....tell me- is it a s*x toy or something for you? tongue.gif

hmmm...which brings me to the question...what exactly could we "buy" in there? (i would like one of those whips devil2.gif )

hmmm...lol
LotusB



QUOTE (pantoflica @ Sep 19 2008, 01:16 AM) *
Imagine whatever you want - i wont answer that question tongue.gif

No whip for ya in that store! All they have will be deleiver to me after i get loan from Ado

LotusB
QUOTE (pantoflica @ Sep 16 2008, 11:49 PM) *
I want some flirting! CMon!

Im ready: and waiting!

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Isn't it funny how all my quotes are from Pantoflica...lol
LotusB
QUOTE (pantoflica @ Sep 16 2008, 08:43 PM) *
whip.gif This is flirting room! Start to flirt with me NOW!

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QUOTE (ahodarkar @ Sep 16 2008, 10:05 PM) *
aye aye captain





HOW U DOIN? wow.gif


OMG I'm in stitches.... wow.gif haha.gif
ahodarkar
hey thats my quote smile.gif
finally sum1 quoted me wub.gif
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