Ok i found this really silly site but had to laugh about it.Its an online pregnancy test you put your name in,it tells you if your pregnant and if you are it tells you what the sex of it will be and then who the father is.After that you get the birth certificate.
Well my results were i was pregnant it was a boy and the father is bill clinton and this is his birth certificate Try it girls (or boys even ) post what you come up with.
arnold swaznegger...yeah i know its crap but its silly fun
antonis1978
Aug 11 2007, 05:36 AM
my childs father is the mailman! OMG the mailman!!!!
pantoflica
Oct 26 2007, 02:28 PM
looks im pregnant with
Arnold Schwarzenegger
@ antonis.... i saw u were flirting with techno.. sorry u 2 couldnt make it so u needed mailman
heshambassel
Jun 26 2009, 01:18 PM
what it says that i am pregnant from:-O:-O
The Pool Guy
DANGER__SHAH
Jun 27 2009, 07:05 PM
It says this to me.
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, DANGER! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
Ok guys congrats me ........ahh shut up dont you ever say that to me, ok after that i see my baby and it says
It's A Girl!
DANGER, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Ok please don't tell this to my mother she is going to kill me after seeing it.
1chocolate
Jun 28 2009, 05:59 AM
your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
what do am I ?!!!!!
tauqeerzahir
Jun 30 2009, 05:22 AM
I LL check after two days
1chocolate
Jul 1 2009, 10:51 PM
today is your day tauqeerzahir comme on :D
eshghe_adidas
Jul 5 2009, 12:02 AM
i'm pregnant it's a boy you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 2 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! oh man,i'll kill my self,do u know who the father is? Bill O'Reilly,a nightmare but i love my son
eshghe_adidas
Jul 5 2009, 01:17 AM
QUOTE (DANGER__SHAH @ Jun 27 2009, 08:05 PM)
It says this to me.
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, DANGER! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
Ok guys congrats me ........ahh shut up dont you ever say that to me, ok after that i see my baby and it says
It's A Girl!
DANGER, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Ok please don't tell this to my mother she is going to kill me after seeing it.
congratulation bro ur girl will be my suns wife
jeator
Jul 8 2009, 02:13 AM
It's a boy
Father: PeeWee Herman
nice game.
KT_VK
Jul 11 2009, 12:34 AM
Funny
bipul_3112
Jul 16 2009, 07:24 PM
It's A Girl!
bluebutterfly11
Oct 17 2009, 08:45 PM
It's A Boy!
The Daddy Is-
The Pool Guy
_Bubble_
Oct 19 2009, 09:56 AM
OMG
It's a boy and daddy is the neighbour kid
By the way...is there anybody who is not pregnant??
jeator
Nov 1 2009, 11:06 AM
I am father again.
Now it's a girl and her father is: Bill Clinton
v425y
Nov 4 2009, 06:15 AM
Oh no.....
Im pregnant
the mailman made me pregnant......
_Rush_
Dec 13 2009, 05:41 PM
pregnant! its a boy.... and the daddy is "the neighbor kid"
we named him. "David Nathan Neighbor Kid"
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HILARIOUS!!!! (no one tell _Speed_!)
saraluna
Jan 12 2010, 12:57 PM
not having a baby soon
derber
Jan 12 2010, 01:04 PM
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL I can't stop laughing, just see my result: Congratulations, derber! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below. derber, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 8 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And the best result here. Its father is the POPE Oh, that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
kokolovekiki
Jan 20 2010, 12:45 PM
No pregnancy detected Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test
topmanner1
Feb 1 2010, 03:48 AM
This is quite funny.
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Top MAN! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
It's A Girl!
Top MAN, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
injamul_ahmed
Feb 4 2010, 02:48 AM
I'm pregnant Online Pregnancy Test Results Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Shad! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
It's A Boy!
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . . Michael Jackson
OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
ACAPELLA
Feb 21 2010, 09:08 AM
It's a boy..
BENnGWEN
Sep 28 2010, 09:07 AM
Its a BOY of Boss Hogg .......... wait a sec ........ m male, he's male, then how can b it possible?
ninejoe
Sep 28 2010, 05:12 PM
HMMMM NO COMMENT
Bratvany
Dec 18 2010, 02:23 PM
[Your baby!] It's A Boy!
Vanessa, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Daddy Is . . . The Neighbor Kid Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
antonis1978
Dec 18 2010, 04:49 PM
@vany
Bratvany
Dec 18 2010, 05:03 PM
QUOTE (antonis1978 @ Dec 19 2010, 12:49 AM)
@vany
The Daddy is... Rawr....
inakhe
Jan 22 2011, 08:33 AM
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