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Totogasm
Just as the topic says. All you have to do is give a wrong answer to the question above you.

example:

QUOTE
Q: What's a mobile phone?

A: It's a restaurant around the corner.


It's easy happy.gif
Just remember to follow general board rules and make your questions and answers interesting (and remember that there might be kids reading this thing)


I'll start with a question, and you go from there.


Who's Bill Gates?
adonisdemon
It's blue, smooth and floats!



Where is the Eiffel Tower
Totogasm
In my room, hanging from the wall.


Why doesn't Tom like Jerry?
adonisdemon
He prefers marmite!


What do Chickens lay?
pyro_flare
Hamburgers

What is the usual color of Ketchup?
Oopsession
Green laugh.gif

What is the capital of Italy? tongue.gif
adonisdemon
Oopsie

Where does Santa live?
OzTurk
Next door tongue.gif

Why is Mobile9 the best?
shoutout
because i am here tongue.gif

what do you drive to work in
bj1605
the mouth of a drunken monkey blink.gif

How do girrafes find food?
adonisdemon
They hunt them down in packs.


Where do carrots grow?
Totogasm
In the attic of Mrs. Bubblebath's house.


How long does it take for a person to blink?
shoutout
100 to 150 hours

Where Does Your Milk Come From?
Totogasm
From the backyard tongue.gif


What's a tiger?
Oopsession
Adonis in a bad mood

What is a computer?
pyro_flare
That object that hovers in the sky and glows

What shoots out of a gun?
Oopsession
Spaghetti laugh.gif

Where is Big Ben?
bj1605
in my room

Where does the easter bunny get his eggs from?
adonisdemon
Tesco


How do cats clean themselves?
pyro_flare
by jumping off helicopters

what is the meaning of UFO?
adonisdemon
Union For Obesity


How many does it take to be a triplet?
anthraxomega
20

why's I-PHONE so cool?
Totogasm
because it's pink. And pink rocks.


What would happen if a camel jumped off a hellicopter?
shoutout
it loses a hump
what come first the chicken egg tongue.gif
adonisdemon
Carrots


Why is water so wet?
anthraxomega
cuz it comes from the desert

why do you think phones have many covers?
OzTurk
They end up wetting them selves


Which of our organs are the most important?
adonisdemon
Lungs, because without them our arms would fall off!


Whay is it so windy on London today?
Oopsession
Because it's snowing in Scotland laugh.gif

Why is it snowing in Scotland Today laugh.gif tongue.gif
shoutout
so the bars have ice for the whiskey

what does tmc stand for
el_yemo
to compete making wallpapers for PC tongue.gif

Why the sky have clouds?
Oopsession
So it can rain wine and we can all get merry laugh.gif


Why do boats float?
Totogasm
Because Winnie the Pooh put honey in them.


Why does Tigger bounce on his tail?
Night-Rider
Because he has something pinching under his butt


Why do ice bergs float?

adonisdemon
There are little green and yellow dwarfs that keep them afloat!


How many are there in a dozen?
Oopsession
11-1=8 tongue.gif

Why do women have breasts and men have chests?
adonisdemon
So the chickens can lay eggs, and the rooster roost! laugh.gif


Why are oranges orange?
Oopsession
Because if they were black..we couldn't see them in the dark tongue.gif laugh.gif

Why is the world round?
shoutout
so it can bounce to the music

why do we get hang overs
adonisdemon
Because we decended from monkeys

How does grass grow?
elton
348 psi.

Did i understand this thread?
el_yemo
Clear as the Oil tongue.gif

Why do we like to drink beer?
Night-Rider
So that we can party hard!

Who do we have two legs?
pyro_flare
So we can fly around when we flap them

why does a dog bark?
Night-Rider
Because it can't meowww.... laugh.gif

How big is the internet?
pyro_flare
hey..that was a right answer...
it can fit at my palm

what is the world's biggest animal?
Night-Rider
a mouse

Why women can't keep a secret?
adonisdemon
Because they have breasts! laugh.gif

Where is your head?
shoutout
user posted image

who your do you look up to and why ?
Bishop_Bacon
My neighbour as he is 12 cm taller than me...
Why will cucumber-flavoured icecream never become a bestseller?
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