for spending the nights when ur wife throws u out.

define "wife"

wife- folishing surpaces with cloth or fafer towels so that they would vecome clean and shiny

what do waiters use to wife the dirt opp the tavles in capeterias?

by funching their paces many times.

what's ethylen glycol?

Twins.

What's GMT? ?

Great Motherboard Timing!

What is motherboard....?

my brother
who are you?

Alien

What will u buy first if u get 100 million dollars?

a bed...and lie on it while counting the rest of my money.....again and again......forever......

how long will it take to count one hundred million dollars (minus the cost of the bed)?

Probably about 3 months... ( i would faint all the time)

What's the best thing to do after buying something?

Go right out and buy more

Why do we luv our beds so much?

a : maybe coz oopsie is on it? (adonis, pls don't slash me with your zanpakuto)

q : when do you say "oops!"?

when you accidentally anger someone who is holding a sword with a name that's hard to pronounce...

where can you usually find angry people slashing others with zanpakuto?

i'm pretty much sure it won't be in konoha! hehe

what else can u do with a zanpakuto other than slashing people?

Cutting sigs into pieces so that people won't get tempted by pretty and sexy girls!

Are there many sexy girls in konoha?

yeah sure u can count them at night instead of sheep!

which silly guy first thought of counting sheep to go to sleep?

Roman solder...


Who were Romans?

silly people clothed so much that others didn't know whether they was a "man" or "woman" so they called "roman"

why do we wear clothes?

To avoid discriimination....


What is discrimination?

a nation with a really strange name(discrimi?? lol)

why do we have the concept of nations?

Because than we can make city maps...


What time is in your town?

time to look at your clock

who invented the first clocks?

French ofcourse!

Who are French?

the ones who invented the clock!

what does a clock do with so many hands?

in order to race with each other

who is madam curie?

One wich invented spices like Curry!


What are spices?

spices are tips how to make girl frnds

who is superman??

the man who lived in your sig....(nice new sig)


What is Sig?

It's a group; sig stands for super intelligent grapes and is a collection of all grapes that have the intelligence required to be in that group.

If all things have an end, what happens when you reach the end of the universe?

you end up at the start

Are you a sex symbol

You willfind a very grand toilet because you will need to relieve yourself by then!

What is a toilet?

Another name for subway ststion!


What is subway?

Nut house lol

Why can't i sleep tonight?

the sun's shining if you'll notice.

when is this thread gonna end?

After 5 posts... (hope not)


What is post?

to do pee on os

what does os stand for??

Oxford Spices - grown by nirds


Where is Oxford?

the flying car.

how does a cow fly?

the same way as superman...


In wich way are you going...?

by flying

why fishes live in water??

Because it can be sometimes too hot on surface..


Are you hot?

yes

who is beautiful??

Mick Jagger!

Who is he?

a singer

who r u son or daughter??

Well it should be WRING answer..since Mick is a singer....but never mind...


I am son of a angel!

Who are angels?

twisted angles

why do childre hate maths?

They dont like to waste their time on something so easy....


What is a waste of time?

taste of wine? gee, i dunno never tasted it.

u tell me wats a taste of wime?

ask ssivic

wht does render means??

Same thing as gender!


And what is gender?

mean bender

wht is sig??