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KopperHol
because he's not white.

how can tweety bird stay balance on his stick with such a huge head?
ahodarkar
coz his head is full of gas..


why does sylvester spit wen he talks
castleboyz
bcos he has a water pumb in his mouth.

why most people use Nokia phones?
rubg


Because they hate nokia

What USA stand for ?
castleboyz
Ultra Sweet Apple

Why do we hate Nokia?
KopperHol
Cause they can

why do people get angry?
castleboyz
bcos they feel happiness when they are in sad mood. haha.gif

WHy we laugh ?
rubg


Because we sad


why we can not fly ?
castleboyz
bcos we hav wings in our shoulders.

Why we use mobile phones?
rubg


Because we love public phones


Who is private public ?
castleboyz
web developers are private public. unsure.gif

what does confusing mean?
gka3000
" confusing " means " understanding everything correctly at once " ...

why do people drive cars ? ...

notworthy.gif
rubg


Because they can not fly


why flies make so much noise ?
gka3000

becuz they are " hard rock " lovers ... laugh.gif

why do people dance ? ...
castleboyz
bcos they hav hands to dance.

Why mobile9 doesn't work sometimes?
rubg


Because it always work

Why we need to sleep ?
castleboyz
bcos we have to wake up laugh.gif .

Why we use pendrives instead of floppies?
srk_ankit
cuz cars hav 4 wheels !!


y do birds fly ??
rubg


Because they can't walk


why we love ?
castleboyz
coz we hate.

why we hate?

rubg


Because we love


Why we made an unending loop ?
castleboyz
bcos we can hear that for ever.

why we are remixing songs?
rubg


because we can not rewrite them

How can you mix food ?
srk_ankit
using legs

why do dogs bark ??
rubg
Because they got a stomach ache


Does everybody have a bellybutton ?
castleboyz
No(Only Humans doesn't haha.gif)

Why we use "Yes" and "No"?

srk_ankit
cuz theres yin n yang !!

why do v eat burgers ??
castleboyz
coz we cant eat.

Why we dance?
rubg


Because we can not walk


what happen if Bill Gates find a goldfish ?
castleboyz
He will change the gold fish to a platinum fish. haha.gif


Why Bill Gates is rich?
rubg


Because he is a thief


What did Gate steal ?
castleboyz
Gate steals Lock. haha.gif

Why M9 has Jokes & games section is beyond Mobile?
boxieblue
so that the posts made here will no longer be v=counted laugh.gif devil2.gif

why are posts no longer counted?
castleboyz
bcos admins doesnt post in Jokes and games laugh.gif devil2.gif .

Where is the real admin of Mobile 9?
rubg

Only he know.


why we ask why ?
castleboyz
bcos we dont know how to use why in questions.

@rub Look I think real admin is this 1 Admin Homesite. He may have forgotten his password. haha.gif . Also His M9 ID is 1.

WHy we use homesite?






rubg

Because we do not want homelesssite.

why no play here but a few members ?

(castle, it is not real account)
castleboyz
bcos admins are counting the posts here! haha.gif

WHy we use cellphones?
rubg


Because we can not use phonecells

Three witches watch three Swatch
watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
castleboyz
4th Witch!

One a day
Once upon a time
One day

which is correct?
rubg

All three

What place Harry Potter will take at spelling contest ?
castleboyz
Last haha.gif

What will be the next year to be?
milkmang
1973

What is a canopy?
castleboyz
canopy is a new model telephone booth. haha.gif

What will be the next generation 3G or 4G? tongue.gif
milkmang
neither 6G

who is the biggest manufacturer of mobile phones?
castleboyz
CB 10.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif clap.gif .

who is the best manufacturer of computer Processors?
milkmang
Panafonics (cant go wrong with panafonics tongue.gif)

What does LCD mean?
castleboyz
Loosed Computer Display

What does M9 means?
garagish56
[Why Mobile9 is not friendly at all ??

Why ity is not possible to download any theme from this site ??

Why the site does not say why?

why it is the only site that youy need to spend hours and in the end reach NOTHING .....
antonis1978
QUOTE(garagish56 @ Jan 30 2008, 02:26 PM)
[Why Mobile9 is not friendly at all ??

Why ity is not possible to download any theme from this site ??

Why the site does not say why?

why it is the only site that youy need to spend hours and in the end reach NOTHING .....
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Why dont you open a thread and tell what exctly is your problem?

Sure we will be able to help you.
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