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rubg


Because thay do not like milk


How chocolate milk made ?
mimrah
Cow milk is mixed with it s***


Why do cows moo
rubg


because they are moon sick


Why wolf yowl to the moon ?
ahodarkar
cause they are sick of the moon



y is firefox better than internet explorer
pantoflica
Because theres no foxes in IE. Only bugs haha.gif

What r u doing right now? dry.gif
unamariposa
answer~ not answering it! tongue.gif

question~ is it you?
ssivic
it is always me! devil2.gif

Do you like to lick lollipop?
djfreecko
Yes i luv to lick.....tongue.gif haha.gif


Y havent u licked??? wink.gif
rubg


cat ate my tongue


why cats hate the dogs ?
djfreecko
coz dogs luv cats........haha.gif tongue.gif

y do gals fear lizards??? tongue.gif
pantoflica
blink.gif "gals" r not afraid of lizzards tongue.gif

why snake dont have legs?? dry.gif
rubg

they have legs, but the legs are microscopic


Why girls are prettier than boys ?
castleboyz
Bcos Boyz wear skirt & Blouse. haha.gif

Why x divided by 0 is infinite? tongue.gif
(x any number)
djfreecko
Coz infinite is not 0!! tongue.gif

y do ppl not use pagers now???
gka3000
QUOTE(djfreecko @ Nov 17 2007, 03:16 AM)
y do ppl not use pagers now???
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they dont use pagers anymore cuz they have walkitalkis ... wow.gif

why most of the people use a computer these days ... ? surrender.gif
djfreecko
coz they have calculators....

y do ppl like djfreecko??? tongue.gif

*d person replyin to dis shud reply decently!!! wink.gif haha.gif*
rubg


Have no idea

So, why people like you ?
castleboyz
Bcos he really hate music.

What does M9 Means? tongue.gif
rubg


mega nine


why fish live at sea ?
castleboyz
Because sea has no water in it.

What does this sign represent? gathering.gif
pantoflica
That sign reperesent guys from Mobile9 talking about latest gossips tongue.gif


Why is frog green? blink.gif
castleboyz
bcos green colour in their body will make frog's enemies to identify quickly. tongue.gif

what does a wrong answer means?
rubg


Good answer to wrong question

What is wrong question ?
castleboyz
correct question 4 Wrong answer . tongue.gif

Y we use "Y" 4 Why?
(confusing wacko.gif- Read carefully)
rubg


Because Y is cool


What is the smartest animal alive ?
castleboyz
firefox tongue.gif

what does the word "new" means?
rubg


something from past time

Is the present is present ?



castleboyz
No it is past or future.

Y do we clap clap.gif ?
rubg


Because we can not surrender.gif


why 1 come before 2 ?
castleboyz
bcos 1 is after 2.

Why do we read the rules b4 participating in Forums?


rubg


so we can break them smile.gif


why the moon is white ?
castleboyz
bcos it has large surface in black colour.

What is the meaning of woofers?
gka3000
QUOTE(castleboyz @ Nov 25 2007, 01:12 AM)
bcos it has large surface in black colour.

What is the meaning of woofers?
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the meaning of woofers is speakers ...

why do people use speakers ...

gathering.gif
rubg


Because they can't talk by themselves


Why the mouse we used with the computer named like that ?
castleboyz
bcos it catches cat in the monitor.

Why do we use Modems?
ahodarkar
because we cant use lessdems(get it? mo dems= more dems)

why do we call sunday, sunday
rubg


Because all the another names are taken.

why we count in base 10 (0-9) ?
castleboyz
bcos we cant write in base 10.

Why we use processors?



rubg


Because they are smarter than as



Why oranges are good ?
pantoflica
Oranges r good because u cant find meat (worm) in it! 10.gif

Why do we have to celebrate New Year? blink.gif
castleboyz
Because new year means old year.

Why we use fire works?
pantoflica
because u cannot afford 2 buy internet explorer haha.gif

Why do people smoke?? unsure.gif
rubg


Because they want bad breath


Why girls chatter more than boys ?


castleboyz
Because girls have speakers instead of mouth. haha.gif

y do we neglect our old phones??
rubg


Because they are to good.


Why we dislike Microsoft ?

castleboyz
because their products are so cheap. haha.gif

why we use Mozilla Firefox?
pantoflica
Because it cost 2 much so..it must be good tongue.gif

What is the difference between female and male hedgehog?

rubg


female hedgehog are stronger


Why we love bugs bunny ?
KopperHol
cause we have nothing better to do with our time!

Why do a bank charge you for "insufficient funds" when they now you don't have money? mad.gif
ahodarkar
coz they know u have a fundus

why is a crow black
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