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hey doc you got a plaster big enough for this blister...

erm...sorry if this is offensive

my blister is massive and it hurts like mad

You got minging feet but mine down to high heels from my tarty days

dang right it hurts

i got minging feet, cos they get no rest guess that's what i gotta put up wiv, with my profession

Get better boots or thicker socks

it was cos of the ligaments i ripped, i put my weight on that part of the foot to protect the other side, and this happened. guess the ligaments won.

i got the best boots money can buy adidas predators the socks are from the team strip so i dun have a choice on em...

I need help ... all the themes I made is sucks ..... I can't help it
I need new blood ..... and to be honest, since the day I've entered this clinic
my worst nightmare begun .. I cant make a decent theme ...

@scuby, what's that blue pill for??

@storm, Have you ate it??? How do you feel now???

Why is this a separate clinic now then?

how will I know which one to go to? Where is the doc? Which one has the largest pharmacy?

so we just moving to accomodate?
but i can't walk my blister hurts looks like your gonna have to put me on a wheelchair

woooohhooooo!!! erem... how do you stop?

..

adon...ummm...where'd you go i see the tire tracks but no chair

hmmm...i wonder if placed brakes on the chair


crapola!!! i forgot!!!

everybody duck!!!


Low flying rocket chair....incoming!









adonis..?




you alright?

erm..

!! ... i guess am still alive ?

i think..

but.. but.. bu...

what happened to my foot? that blister wasn't there before? i'm suing...

huh i been double crossed

.. hehe... it'll take more than that to get rid of me...


(muahahaha) (evil music ensues)

um..

I swear it was the docs doing! I just happened to overhear it all while I was sneaking into the pharmacy at night

erm.. dun worry i'm okay

..

Anyone wanna put a claim in?

well, Team Jeddah's missing a few kilos of C4.. ...

..somebody must've grabbed it while we're sleeping..

....need to change the lock...

i'm going to claims direct...

claim two weeks of footy for blister

wonder how much that is?

thats how it feels

why... you guys have not been banned yet?

well.. here's the key to the armory..

..give 'em hell..


..

waitaminute......


best be careful around august then

ya that's on a normal day you should try being around him when he takes the red pills...you know...the ones in chilli

.. yah.. just imagine..... all that chili has to go out somewhere.. ..

.... now you know why Speedy Gonzales is so damn fast.. (..farts..) ..



....

arrriba arrriba andale andale!




where's me pills?

Armed with super bung 'Aug' Here boy

would you like some TP for that bung?

TP? what's TP? ...

..gee.. .. the only thing i remember from Beavis and Butthead was..

"BOIIIOIIIIIINNGG" ..

Cornhoolio

<opens door to clinic>

<peeks around to see body parts esp a blistered foot>

<sniff>

WTF is that sulfur smell?!!!!

<stomach rumbles>

<runs to bathroom>

did anyone see the the chief just now?

can't say that i have.

I did however hear a massive thundering from the corridor

heh.... sulfuric fumes...

I smell Methane..

where's my lighter .... hihi..

oh! here it is!!

BOOMM!!
(..bathroom explodes)



.. chief? chief you ok? ...

tsk. tsk.
didn't your mama tell you not to play with fire

you almost killed the chief

I caught him with the bung

erm...


??





it doesn't feel very safe here


now where's that lighter again.....

what are you talkin' about ?
where is the doc' ...... coz I'm in a state called intermediate-themein'-starvation