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Nilaplayboy
post Jan 3 2013, 11:18 PM
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Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R ReservedFor VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH..(IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) :D :D


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post Jan 3 2013, 11:19 PM
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TO ALL ENGINEERING STUDENTS..

smooth road never make gud drivers
clear sky never make gud pilots and..
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CLEARING ALL SUBJECTS IN 1ST ATTEMPT NEVER MAKES GUD ENGINEER.
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:19 PM
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Newton Asked: How To Write Four Between Five?
Pharma Student: Nice Joke
MBA Student Said: Not Possible
Engineering Student: F(IV)E..
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:20 PM
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After Getting Admission In Engineering Brain Has Been Divided Into Two Parts.
In Left Part, Nothing Is Right
In Right Part Nothing Is Left
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:20 PM
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A Great Thinker Was Asked-
What Is D Meaning Of Life?
He Replied- "Life Itself Has No Meaning,
Life Is An OPPORTUNITY To Create A Meaning
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:20 PM
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The Rule Of Engineering Student At The Examination:
P Is Inversely Propotional To T, Where S Is Constant

P= Pressure On The Brain
T= Number Of Days Left
S= Syllabus
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:21 PM
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Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine??
Student:
What Sir??
Teacher:
Yes Its Correct JAMES WATT
Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur General Knowledge
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:21 PM
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Life Is About The Art Of
Drawing Without An Eraser..!!
So Be Careful While Taking Decisions
About The Most Valuable Pages Of Your Life..!!
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:21 PM
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What a strange society!
We don't believe in life after death,
and yet people always ask
‘what next after ENGINEERING’?
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:22 PM
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What is engineering?
80gb syllabus
80mb we study
80kb we remember
80bytes we answer
binary marks we get.
finally we get degree
“brain empty”
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:22 PM
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The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
Is it worth it???
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:23 PM
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NICE LINES BY CHANAKYA-
U r born without anything but u
die with ur name..
So that name must not b a Word..
It must b a History!!!
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:23 PM
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Top two Engineering Rumours:
a) ‘Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm’
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) ‘Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:23 PM
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ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
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post Jan 3 2013, 11:24 PM
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A software engineer was smoking
A Lady said
"Cant u see warning.
Smoking is injurious to health"

He replied
"We bother only about errors, not warnings."
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