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MGRomy
post Feb 28 2013, 06:18 PM
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The Best "Oopss!" Moment of
STUDENT Life-
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When The Teacher is Looking for
someone to Answer the Question
& You Accidentally make an Eye-
Contact....(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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MGRomy
post Feb 28 2013, 06:19 PM
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Girls Marks In Computer: 99/100
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Don't Know How To Turn On Computer Properly
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Boys Marks In Computer: 44/100
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Knows To HacK Computer (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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lalji1561
post Mar 1 2013, 03:01 AM
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Class Room is Like a Train
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
Then
Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
Bcz Its SLEEPER COACH (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif)

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post Mar 1 2013, 03:05 AM
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4 things boys do in the Exam Hall :
1. Counting the teachers in their row
2. Counting the fans & tubelights
3. Eating their pen
4. Thinking of studyin seriosly for the next exams.
4 things girls do in the Exam Hall :
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. And Just Write....
Chahe aata ho ya na aata ho

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post Mar 2 2013, 11:12 PM
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Boy to Gym coach: I want to impress a cute girl... which machine should I use?

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Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym!
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MGRomy
post Mar 2 2013, 11:13 PM
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HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK

Boy: Marry me
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary.. but
Girl: No but. u have nothing.. How can
i marry u.?? Leave please!!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW?
How can I get the salary when actually
Im the BOSS!
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post Mar 3 2013, 03:31 AM
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A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law,
with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave

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post Mar 3 2013, 03:52 AM
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Daru ki vaje se brbad sharabi ne kasam li or ghr se daru ki khali botles fekne lga.
1st fenk k bola-teri vaje se meri nokri gayi.
2nd fek k bola-teri vjh se mera ghar bika.
3rd fenk k bola-teri vjh se meri bv gai,
4th uthai to vo bhari nikli to bola-tu side me ho ja..isme tera koi kasoor nhi..

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post Mar 4 2013, 04:48 PM
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: r u drunk Again ?

Husband: not @ all darling...

Wife: then, what r u doing with d empty suitcase (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif)
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post Mar 4 2013, 04:50 PM
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What A Mystery !
A cockroach is afraid of the Rat.
Rat is afraid of Cat....
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The cat is afraid of the dog.
The dog is afraid of Man.
Man is afraid of a Woman And
Woman is afraid of
A Cockroach (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Mar 5 2013, 09:12 AM
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One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Missing In
Zoo.!

His name is..
is..
is..
is..
is.
is..
is!

Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos

His is intelligent.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Mar 5 2013, 09:13 AM
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Perfect Example of Attitude

Paper said 2 Money :- '' U r just a piece of paper"

Money smiled n said :- ''Of course i'm just a piece of paper

But i havn't seen a dustbin in my life"

~Thats Attitude~ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif)
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post Mar 8 2013, 07:54 PM
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Best Advertisement:
Traffic dept:
"Donate blood, but not on Roads.."
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Forest dept:
"Shoot the bird with camera not with gun.."
:-) Petrol pumb: " No smoking" " ur life may be worthless but our petrol is costly"
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MGRomy
post Mar 9 2013, 08:06 PM
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After 15 years of marriage

a wife asked her
husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K".

"What does that mean?" she asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot"
he replied.

She smiled happily and then asked,
"What about I-J-K?

" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!" :D
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Hahahaha :
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MGRomy
post Mar 9 2013, 08:06 PM
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Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster,
what will happen?"

Candidate:"We will get our salary everyday" :D
Think Greedily
Act Confidently:
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