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MGRomy
post Nov 9 2012, 07:56 PM
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Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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MGRomy
post Nov 14 2012, 02:23 AM
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A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend
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Friend Asked : Who Is She....??
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Boy : My Cousin.
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The Frend Said: Last Year She
Was My Cousin.!
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post Nov 15 2012, 08:30 PM
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post Nov 21 2012, 11:11 PM
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CooL love it
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post Nov 22 2012, 02:03 PM
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The phrase with which can have every woman in the world:
"Excuse me, miss, and you feel that this tissue smells like chloroform?"
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post Nov 22 2012, 02:11 PM
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Dad: Hey son, give me please the bread for bait.
Son: I eaten it.
Dad: Then, give me the hominy.
Son: Is not anymore...I eaten it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
Dad: Ok, now eat the worms, and let's go home!
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post Nov 22 2012, 02:18 PM
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To the shop:
"Excuse me, you didn't give me the rest of money! "
"I excuse you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) "
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MGRomy
post Dec 17 2012, 07:55 PM
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Truth
Today a 10 year old child has a
Blàckberry,
An iPad, a laptop and a Facebook
account !
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When I was 10,
I felt cool with my new markers n
colour pencils.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Dec 17 2012, 08:00 PM
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Last bench students will do
anything to pass their test.....!!
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Except Studying.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Dec 20 2012, 05:20 PM
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One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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post Dec 20 2012, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE (MGRomy @ Nov 9 2012, 08:56 PM) *
Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

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post Dec 20 2012, 08:24 PM
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QUOTE (MGRomy @ Dec 20 2012, 06:20 PM) *
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.
SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.
SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif) one bro really good
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post Dec 24 2012, 03:51 AM
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QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 19 2012, 10:39 PM) *
Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can"
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Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evil_2.gif)



WOW (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wow.gif)
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MGRomy
post Jan 3 2013, 04:25 AM
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A stdnt attachd 100rs note 2 his test papr
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wrote : 1 Rs for 1 mark,
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paper Checker sent him Rs 81 back & wrote :
You got 19 mrks keep d change...
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post Jan 4 2013, 10:40 AM
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