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 Nov 9 2012, 07:56 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 555 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141  |
Don't repeat same mistake
Bcoz There r so many new mistakes u can make Try new mistakes each day! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) |
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Nov 14 2012, 02:23 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 555 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
A Boy Was Going With His
GirlFriend . . . Friend Asked : Who Is She....?? . . . . . Boy : My Cousin. . . . The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! |
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Nov 15 2012, 08:30 PM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 30 Joined: 16-February 12 Member No.: 13011521 |
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Nov 21 2012, 11:11 PM
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 Group: Rising Themer Posts: 978 Joined: 2-October 07 Member No.: 2033666 |
CooL love it
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Nov 22 2012, 02:03 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 559 Joined: 6-March 11 Member No.: 8908111 |
The phrase with which can have every woman in the world:
"Excuse me, miss, and you feel that this tissue smells like chloroform?" |
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Nov 22 2012, 02:11 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 559 Joined: 6-March 11 Member No.: 8908111 |
Dad: Hey son, give me please the bread for bait.
Son: I eaten it. Dad: Then, give me the hominy. Son: Is not anymore...I eaten it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) Dad: Ok, now eat the worms, and let's go home! |
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Nov 22 2012, 02:18 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 559 Joined: 6-March 11 Member No.: 8908111 |
To the shop:
"Excuse me, you didn't give me the rest of money! " "I excuse you. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) " |
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Dec 17 2012, 07:55 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 555 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Truth
Today a 10 year old child has a Blàckberry, An iPad, a laptop and a Facebook account ! . . . ... . . . . . . When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers n colour pencils.(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Dec 17 2012, 08:00 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 555 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Last bench students will do
anything to pass their test.....!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . Except Studying.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Dec 20 2012, 05:20 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 555 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school. SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school. MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school. SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me. MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school. SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school? MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Dec 20 2012, 08:22 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 711 Joined: 23-October 12 From: 7-c-15 mahaveer nagar 3rd kota, rajasthan Member No.: 16309069 |
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Nov 9 2012, 08:56 PM)  Don't repeat same mistake Bcoz There r so many new mistakes u can make Try new mistakes each day! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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Dec 20 2012, 08:24 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 711 Joined: 23-October 12 From: 7-c-15 mahaveer nagar 3rd kota, rajasthan Member No.: 16309069 |
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Dec 20 2012, 06:20 PM) One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school. SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school. MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school. SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me. MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school. SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school? MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumbsup.gif) one bro really good |
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 Dec 24 2012, 03:51 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 953 Joined: 28-May 10 From: At my home :lol: Member No.: 7474623 |
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 19 2012, 10:39 PM) Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can" . . . . . . . . . Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evil_2.gif) WOW (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wow.gif) |
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Jan 3 2013, 04:25 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 555 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
A stdnt attachd 100rs note 2 his test papr
& wrote : 1 Rs for 1 mark, . . . . . . . paper Checker sent him Rs 81 back & wrote : You got 19 mrks keep d change... |
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Jan 4 2013, 10:40 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 470 Joined: 19-July 11 From: Super member Member No.: 9519347 |
GREAT SMS BY ME
READ AND YOU LIKED PLEASE ADD TO FAVOURITE |
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