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Jan 4 2013, 10:56 AM
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#61
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 695 Joined: 23-October 12 From: 7-c-15 mahaveer nagar 3rd kota, rajasthan Member No.: 16309069 |
Very nice Rahul bro (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif)
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Jan 13 2013, 06:55 AM
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#62
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 0 Joined: 28-April 10 Member No.: 7312664 |
Nice jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Jan 14 2013, 12:04 AM
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#63
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Group: Gone Posts: 1 Joined: 11-January 13 Member No.: 17109500 |
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Jan 14 2013, 12:04 AM
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Group: Gone Posts: 1 Joined: 11-January 13 Member No.: 17109500 |
Very nice Rahul bro (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif) |
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Jan 14 2013, 12:05 AM
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Group: Gone Posts: 1 Joined: 11-January 13 Member No.: 17109500 |
Very nice Rahul bro (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif) |
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Jan 14 2013, 12:05 AM
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Group: Gone Posts: 1 Joined: 11-January 13 Member No.: 17109500 |
Very nice Rahul bro (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif) |
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Jan 14 2013, 12:05 AM
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Group: Gone Posts: 1 Joined: 11-January 13 Member No.: 17109500 |
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Jan 18 2013, 08:51 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 470 Joined: 19-July 11 From: Super member Member No.: 9519347 |
Nice jokes
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Jan 31 2013, 10:04 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A woman accompanied her
husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife "What did the doctor say?" She replied "He said you're going to die." |
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Feb 13 2013, 04:27 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your
friend is kissing your wife in your home. Laloo rushed home angrily. After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji. Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend. |
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Feb 13 2013, 04:30 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
Santa to son: Look at
Banta's daughter. She got first position in class. Son: Dad, I used to look at her all the time. That's why I got failed. |
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Feb 13 2013, 04:30 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
Santa to son: Look at
Banta's daughter. She got first position in class. Son: Dad, I used to look at her all the time. That's why I got failed. |
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Feb 13 2013, 04:32 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
17th century: Son, marry a
girl of your own caste only. 18th century: Son, marry a girl of your status. 19th century: Son, marry a girl from our religion only. 20th century: Son, marry a girl from our country only. 21st century: Son, marry a girl only. |
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Feb 13 2013, 04:50 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
Husband: Today is Sunday & I
have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. English Wife: Why three? Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents. |
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Feb 13 2013, 04:52 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 1035 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
English Wife: Look a thief has
entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared. Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?! |
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