IPB
6 Pages V  « < 2 3 4 5 6 >  
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> Funny Jokes By Rahul, Funny jokes by Rahul
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 07:49 PM
Post #46



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane.
Youdrop one outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three
steps to put an elephant into a
fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four
steps to put a deer into the
fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,
allthe animals are there except
one, why?
Applicant:Because the deer is in
the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old
woman cross a swamp filled
with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the
lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question.
Inthe end the old lady still died,
Why?
Applicant: Err....I guess she
drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by
the brick. You may leave now.
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 07:55 PM
Post #47



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Height of Good Luck ...!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
.
.
.
Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 07:57 PM
Post #48



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



I am Looking for a Bank
whichcan perform Two things
for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:00 PM
Post #49



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



A boss was telling an applicant
the two main rules of the
company
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is
cleanliness.
Didyou wipe your feet on the
mat before coming in?"
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I
did."
Then the boss said,
"Our1st main rule is
trustworthiness.
.
.
.
There was no mat!" :-P
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:05 PM
Post #50



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
andgave half of it to your
mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:08 PM
Post #51



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Papa: whom do u like more
mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother
go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur
mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa:if i go paris & ur mother
go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa:why kid: bcuz i havent
been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:12 PM
Post #52



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Three ants find an elephant
asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Otherone says,"We'll break his
legs!"
3rd one says:
"stop it yar he is kid and we r 3..!!":-)
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:14 PM
Post #53



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Commerce professor asks the
student:
what is the most important
source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:17 PM
Post #54



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:18 PM
Post #55



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:21 PM
Post #56



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



when sum1 touches u
&
u don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its itching;-)
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rohitkohli888
post Dec 30 2012, 08:24 PM
Post #57





Group: Super Members
Posts: 711
Joined: 23-October 12
From: 7-c-15 mahaveer nagar 3rd kota, rajasthan
Member No.: 16309069



good jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif) very nice bro
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rahulanant83
post Dec 30 2012, 08:26 PM
Post #58



Group Icon

Group: Gifted Themer
Posts: 1745
Joined: 7-October 11
From: india
Member No.: 10931024



A guy asked a girl in a library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside
you"?
The girl answered with a loud
voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the library
started staring at the guy and
he was embarrassed. After a
couple of minutes, the
girlwalked quietly to the guy’s
table and she told him
"Istudy psychology and I know
what a man is thinking, I guess
you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loudvoice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE
NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl inshock
and the guy whispered in her
ears;
"I study Law and I know how to
make someone feel guilty"
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Nilaplayboy
post Jan 4 2013, 10:40 AM
Post #59





Group: Members
Posts: 470
Joined: 19-July 11
From: Super member
Member No.: 9519347



GREAT SMS BY ME
READ AND YOU LIKED PLEASE ADD TO FAVOURITE
  1. CLICK HERECLICK HERE
  2. CLICK HERE
  3. CLICK HERE
  4. CLICK HERE
  5. CLICK HERE
  6. CLICK HERE
  7. CLICK HERE
  8. CLICK HERE
  9. CLICK HERE
  10. CLICK HERE
  11. CLICK HERE
  12. CLICK HERE
  13. CLICK HERE
  14. CLICK HERE
  15. CLICK HERE
  16. CLICK HERE
  17. CLICK HERE
  18. CLICK HERE
  19. CLICK HERE
  20. CLICK HERE
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post
Rohitkohli888
post Jan 4 2013, 10:56 AM
Post #60





Group: Super Members
Posts: 711
Joined: 23-October 12
From: 7-c-15 mahaveer nagar 3rd kota, rajasthan
Member No.: 16309069



Very nice Rahul bro (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif)
Go to the top of the page
 
+Quote Post

6 Pages V  « < 2 3 4 5 6 >
Reply to this topicStart new topic

 

Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 26th November 2014 - 08:09 AM