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post Oct 20 2012, 08:37 PM
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A very rich lawyer is
approached by the United Way.
The man from the United Way is
concerned that the lawyer made
over $1,000,000.00 last year but
didn't donate even a cent to a
charity.
"First of all", says the lawyer,
"my mother is sick and dying in
the hospital, and it's not covered
by healthcare. Second, I had five
kids through three divorced
marriages. Third, my sister's
husband suddenly died and she
has no one to support her four
children..."
"I'm terribly sorry", says the
United Way man, "I feel bad
about asking for money."
The Lawyer responds, "Yeah,
well if I'm not giving them any
money, why should I give you
any?"
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post Oct 20 2012, 08:38 PM
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The work week
Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
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post Oct 27 2012, 10:17 PM
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post Oct 28 2012, 12:29 AM
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:54 AM
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@MGRomy-thanks
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:56 AM
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The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the
perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.
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post Nov 8 2012, 03:00 AM
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Girl: You would be a good
dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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post Nov 10 2012, 01:17 PM
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QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Oct 21 2012, 04:38 AM) *
The work week
Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays



QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Nov 8 2012, 10:56 AM) *
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the
perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.



QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Nov 8 2012, 11:00 AM) *
Girl: You would be a good
dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

wonderful jokes rahul..
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post Nov 15 2012, 08:29 PM
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post Nov 21 2012, 11:11 PM
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post Dec 14 2012, 07:00 AM
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thankss@gourab ,kaz, and frndz
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post Dec 14 2012, 07:45 AM
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Really nice bro :laugh:
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post Dec 30 2012, 07:39 PM
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The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers,
said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
@rohit many thanks
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post Dec 30 2012, 07:41 PM
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Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an
hour starting today
and in3 months, I will raise it to
Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
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post Dec 30 2012, 07:44 PM
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Husband sent a text to his wife
at night,
"HiI will get late, please try and
wash all my dirty clothes
andmake sure you prepare my
favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"AndI forgot to tell you that I
got an increase in my salary
atthe end of the month I'm
getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"NoI just wanted to make sure
you got my first message".
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