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post Oct 12 2012, 01:55 AM
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Here is show u some funny jokes what i know.
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Rahulanant83
post Oct 12 2012, 02:13 AM
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Want To Surprise Your
Girlfriend?
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Introduce Her To Your Wife. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:16 AM
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Sad Story
I Saw Him On Facebook,I Added
Him...
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I Saw Him Outside,I Deleted
Him :D
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:18 AM
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Why I hate CID (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha?
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me
Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:21 AM
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Patni pati ko surprise krne ke
liye kitchen me jake new SIM se
call ki or boli-Hello Darling.
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Pati- Baad me call karo jaan,
abhi wo saali kutiya kitchen me
hai....(IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:24 AM
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Ek Muddat Se Meri GF Nhi Soi
DOSTO
Wo Kehti H
Me So Gai To Tum Dusri Ladkiyo
Ko Phone Kroge
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Lo Batao Yaa
Me Aisa Hu Kya?
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:26 AM
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Train Chali, Ramu 1 dibbe me
chad gaya..
T.T bola - Kyu jee, Nazar nahi
aata,
Ye ladies ka Dibba hai..
Ramu - Sorry,
Mere ko laga aap MARD ho.
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:28 AM
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Teacher : Batao India me sabse
jayda baarish kaha girti he.
Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne
jawab diya: Zameen par.
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:31 AM
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Facebook facts ,
how users choose there names..:
kali koji larki,
fb name,White angel:>
mota kuppa larka
fb name,smart bobby:D
darphok loser bacha
fb name,azmat killerB-)
muhale ki desi larki
fb name,ash princess;)
45 sal ki aunty
fb name,nadia doll:-p
60 saal ka baba
fb name,nomi king:D
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:37 AM
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salman style mssg
VEER janha se mssg karunga
5-10 mssg ek saath bhej dunga
WANTED
ek baar jo maine sms karni suru
kar diya to uske baad main apni
balance ki bhi nahi sochta
DABBANG
hum tumhare mobile mein itne
sms karenge ki confused ho
jaoge ki koun si padhe aur koun
si delete karein
READY
barah mahine mein barah tariko
se tujhko sms karuna re
BODY GUARD
mujhpe ek ehshan karna mujhe
mera hi mssg forward mat
karna.
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:41 AM
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Girls on Facebook:
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
Changed her profile picture.
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Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
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Hit Like if you agree :D :D
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post Oct 12 2012, 02:46 AM
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Physics Teacher: What is this
measurable unit "µ" called?
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Student : Torrent.....
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post Oct 12 2012, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Oct 12 2012, 09:46 AM) *
Physics Teacher: What is this
measurable unit "µ" called?
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Student : Torrent.....

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post Oct 12 2012, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (Rahulanant83 @ Oct 12 2012, 09:31 AM) *
Facebook facts ,
how users choose there names..:
kali koji larki,
fb name,White angel:>
mota kuppa larka
fb name,smart bobby:D
darphok loser bacha
fb name,azmat killerB-)
muhale ki desi larki
fb name,ash princess;)
45 sal ki aunty
fb name,nadia doll:-p
60 saal ka baba
fb name,nomi king:D

bohot bariya....
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post Oct 15 2012, 08:42 AM
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Some scientists decided to do
the following experiments on a
dog.
For the first experiment, they
cut one of the dog's legs off,
then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so
they they learned that a dog
could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they
cut off a second leg from the
dog, then they told the dog once
more to walk. The dog was still
able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they
cut off yet another leg from the
dog and once more they told the
dog to walk. However, the dog
wasn't able to walk with only
one leg.
As a result of these three
experiments, the scientists
wrote in their final report that
the dog had lost it's hearing
after having three legs cut off
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