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post Sep 16 2012, 10:31 AM
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Great Sardar Jokes
Mrs. Jasbir Singh was in the
habit of having long
conversation on the telephone,
sometimes going on over an
hour.
One day she hung up after 25
minutes….
“What is the matter today?
asked her husband. “Today you
had less than half an hour
conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,”
replied Mrs. Jasbir Singh.
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post Sep 16 2012, 10:34 AM
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Sardar jokes-Engine failure
Fifteen minutes into the flight
from Delhi to Kolkata, the
captain announced, “Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines
has failed. There is nothing to
worry about. Our flight will
take an hour longer than
scheduled, but we still have
three engines left.”Thirty
minutes later the captain
announced, “One more engine
has failed and the flight will
take an additional two hours.
But don’t worry. We can fly
just fine on two engines.”An
hour later the captain
announced, “One more engine
has failed and our arrival will
be delayed another three
hours. But don’t worry. We still
have one engine left.”A young
Sardar passenger turned to the
man in the next seat and
remarked, “If we lose one more
engine, we’ll be up here all
day!”
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post Sep 16 2012, 10:38 AM
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole
body born in punjab.
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post Sep 16 2012, 10:43 AM
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sardar were fixing a bomb in
a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do
if the bomb explodes while
fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a
one more.
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post Sep 21 2012, 10:36 PM
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Sardar: What is the name of
your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is
starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car,
starts with Tea. All cars that I
know start with petrol..
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post Sep 21 2012, 10:38 PM
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good
radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made
in Japan but radio says this is 'All
India Radio! '
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post Sep 21 2012, 10:42 PM
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In an interview, Interviewer:
How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup
dhup...
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post Sep 21 2012, 10:45 PM
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Santa went to temple & saw
people puting coin in box &
praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing.
People are talking to God
through coin phone without
receiver
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post Sep 21 2012, 10:47 PM
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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS
KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN
HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
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post Sep 21 2012, 10:49 PM
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Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found
Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went
away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood
Bank lutya gya.
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post Sep 22 2012, 11:47 PM
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Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop
whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse &
says,
"Le Karle Number Note"
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