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Totogasm
post Jan 15 2007, 04:44 PM
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Just as the topic says. All you have to do is give a wrong answer to the question above you.

example:

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Q: What's a mobile phone?

A: It's a restaurant around the corner.


It's easy ^_^
Just remember to follow general board rules and make your questions and answers interesting (and remember that there might be kids reading this thing)


I'll start with a question, and you go from there.


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