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post Jul 22 2006, 10:37 AM
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post Jul 23 2006, 04:06 AM
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A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first guy walks in and the boss says, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?" And the guy says, "Well sh*t! You got no ears man!" So the boss yells "Get the fu*k out!". So the next guy comes in and the boss says to him, "This job requires you noticing a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?" And the guy says, "That's easy. You got no ears!" So the boss says, to him, "Get the fu*k out!" As the second guy leaves he sees the third guy about to go in and says to him, "The boss has no ears so don't say anything about them, he is really sensitive about it." So the guy goes in and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one that you notice about me?" So the guy says, "Your wearing contacts!" And the boss says, "Yeah, how did you know?" So the guy replies, "Well sh*t, you can't wear glasses cause you ain't got no ears."
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post Jul 23 2006, 11:32 AM
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post Jul 23 2006, 12:15 PM
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post Jul 24 2006, 04:08 AM
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Three Mice ...

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The 1st mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The 2nd mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz for the rest of the day." The 1st mouse & the 2nd mouse then turn to the 3rd mouse. The 3rd mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bulls***. I gotta go home and f**k the cat."

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post Jul 24 2006, 04:54 AM
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nice jokes .... when ever I'm feeling down or sad .. all I gotta do is pop up in here ... thanx for making my life in laughter
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post Jul 26 2006, 10:01 AM
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Storm :wub:

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? The man says, "I hate that s***". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks". You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.



One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.

"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.

"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"

"Well," replied the man...
"I guess a spanking is out of the question?"
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post Jul 27 2006, 04:17 PM
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oopsie .. nice two :haha:

a quick joke ...

two ppl are chatting ... " so how is it hanging " ... "well ... it is hanging to the left"

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a man tells a girl " is your trunk big enough to park my bike in it " ......... she said "it is kinda small " .... then he said " I think we are gonna make some room in it" ...... so they get into the man's car driving to the apartment ... the girly suddenly says " but my trunk got alot of junk" ...... the car crashed ... :)
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post Jul 28 2006, 01:59 AM
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:lol: :clap2: :clap2: Great jokes hun :clap2:

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his <swearword snipped>in' a s s."

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post Jul 28 2006, 04:44 AM
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this one is great ... :haha: ... we want more :)
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post Jul 28 2006, 02:25 PM
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:lol: Ok hun :lol:

Woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
"Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"


Three people walked by a strip bar they walked in, the first guy licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on one side of her butt. The next guy also, licks a 100 dollar bill and slaps it on the other side of her butt. The third guy walks in takes out a credit card swipes it through her butt and takes the 200 dollars.
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post Jul 28 2006, 10:26 PM
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:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: Great Jokes Guys!! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:
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post Jul 29 2006, 03:19 AM
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Hi hun missed you :grouphug: :byebye:


At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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post Jul 29 2006, 11:06 AM
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:haha: ... realy lol ... thanks oopsie
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:10: Good joke oops! :clap2: :clap2:
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