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kamrananjumsoj
post Dec 17 2012, 08:09 AM
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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kamrananjumsoj
post Dec 17 2012, 08:19 AM
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A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.

"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.

"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.

"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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Ucup_Boyo
post Jan 13 2013, 06:31 AM
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nice jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/byebye.gif)
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lalji1561
post Feb 25 2013, 01:28 AM
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There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.

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lalji1561
post Mar 3 2013, 03:24 AM
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Question By A Student !!
If A Single Teacher Can't
Teach Us All The Subjects,
Then...
How Could You Expect A Single Student
To Learn All Subjects ?

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post Mar 27 2013, 10:46 PM
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Here is Our new little fantacy fiction movie. Pls watch and comments for us.Dream Distener episode 4>>>Download<<<Click (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wow.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/gathering.gif)
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