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post Feb 29 2012, 04:57 AM
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post Feb 29 2012, 04:57 AM
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post Mar 1 2012, 03:00 AM
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This pill allows you to fly
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."

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post Mar 3 2012, 01:15 PM
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post Mar 4 2012, 10:22 AM
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post Mar 7 2012, 10:16 AM
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5 Love Facts
1-If it's because of her eyes or her lips or her great body.
-It's not love, it's a LUST

2-If it's because of her intelligence or insight about life.
-it's not love, it's and admiration

3-If it's because she cries everytime u try to leave.
-it's not love, it's PITY.

4-If it's because she makes u forget 2 study and sleep.
-it's not love, it's infatuation.

5-Love - is when you don't know why you seem to be attracted to dat person..

(Love has its reason, and that reason is unknown!)
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post Mar 7 2012, 10:16 AM
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A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
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post Mar 7 2012, 10:18 AM
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Teacher: define Love & explain in detail?

Student:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship btween boys & girls that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated

Types:
One sided &
two sided

Age:
Usually occurs in Teenage but now a days can be found in any age

Symptoms:
Tension
Daydreaming
Phone addiction

Diagnosis By:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE Therapy by Father/Mother’s Footwear:)
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post Mar 7 2012, 10:19 AM
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When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer.

Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old
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post Mar 7 2012, 10:19 AM
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Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it…!
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post Mar 7 2012, 07:02 PM
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post Mar 8 2012, 03:26 AM
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there was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "doctor I have a fever" the doctor said "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine" the sick one said " but doctor, i only have 3 spoons what shall i do?"
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An elderly couple was in church. The man had worked late that night, so he fell asleep in church. The preacher asked:

"Who is the son of God?"

The woman poked her husband with a pin. He jumped out of his seat and yelled: "

JESUS!!!"

Then he fell back asleep. Later the preacher asked:

"Who is our heavenly father?"

She stuck him with a pin again and he yelled:

"GOD!!!"

And, yet again, he fell back asleep. At the end of the sermon, the preacher asked:

"What did the angels say to Mary?"

She poked him with the pin again, then he said:

"I swear to God, if you poke me with that pin one more time, I'll shove it up your a**!!!!"
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post Mar 8 2012, 03:33 AM
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