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rikard_sweden
post Oct 23 2005, 03:19 AM
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Pretty sick one, yes :haha:
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Pneumatic
post Oct 23 2005, 03:22 AM
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And finally, for today anyway, my personal favourite..........

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a cat!
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post Oct 23 2005, 03:34 AM
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@Pneumatic, your last 2 jokes a bit :P but still Funny :lol: :clap: :haha:
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post Oct 23 2005, 06:06 AM
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One night a man was standing by his kitchen window, when he happened to look out there was two small green aliens giving themselves a *treat* over a loaf of bread, when the man asked "What the F$*% do you think you are doing" the Aliens replied "it's OK man we cum in peace!" :lol:
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Pneumatic
post Oct 24 2005, 07:29 AM
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I thought you guys might like a few jokes for your phone, so I made this little application that will run on most phones, using an engine my friend designed.

It contains some of the jokes I've found the funniest over the last month, many I get sent to me at work!

So enjoy.............
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Attached File  Jokes.jar ( 27.77K ) Number of downloads: 286
 
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rikard_sweden
post Oct 24 2005, 08:01 AM
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Thanks :clap:
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post Oct 24 2005, 08:13 AM
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whats with all these sex jokes, im 15 years of age you know, i shouldnt be reading stuff like this :lol:
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rikard_sweden
post Oct 24 2005, 11:40 PM
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Another elephant story:

Two elephant sat in a tree, then an 3:rd elephant just flow into the tree next to them
-WTF was that? said the first elephant
-I think he lives there... replied the other

Oh, man what a bad jokes I share with you :haha:

[2000 post btw] :ddr:
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tomanits
post Oct 25 2005, 02:41 AM
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ei congrats for that 2000th post..

i'd like to give kudos to oopsession and edthegooseman for their very very funny jokes..

i'll come back as soon as i get a better one hehehe..

keep joking! :gathering:

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post Oct 25 2005, 03:17 AM
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Why did the ginger bread man wear trousers?
Because he had crumby legs!

btw - Jokes Long or Short are all welcome, keep them coming :clap2: :grouphug: :byebye:
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post Oct 25 2005, 03:19 AM
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Whats pink and blue, with big ears and six legs?

I don't know but when you find out you have one on your shoulder!
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post Oct 25 2005, 05:29 AM
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A farmer bought a cow milking machine. He tried it on his 'birdy' and had orgasm but he can't remove it afterwards. So he read the manual and faints. It says: AUTO-RELEASES AFTER 1-LITER :wow:
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simplybad
post Oct 25 2005, 04:32 PM
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance :10:
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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unamariposa
post Oct 25 2005, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(simplybad @ Oct 26 2005, 07:32 AM)
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance  :10:
Smart man + dumb woman = affair 
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Ouch! That's harsh.. :lol:
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simplybad
post Oct 25 2005, 04:55 PM
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Ouch! That's harsh.. :lol:
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If it helps .... It was ment in a nice way :surrender:
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