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MGRomy
post Jan 26 2013, 05:58 PM
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A Girl’s “I will be Ready in 5 mints”
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A Boy’s “I will be back in 5 mints”
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both are equal…(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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MGRomy
post Feb 2 2013, 07:49 PM
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Husband: Today is sunday
& I have to enjoy it.
So i
bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur
parents... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Feb 10 2013, 05:05 PM
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Height of over confidence
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A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his
orders as before..!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Feb 10 2013, 05:07 PM
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Life before Computer:

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-Window was a square hole in a room.

-Application was something written in paper.

-Mouse was an animal.

-Keyboard was a Piano.

-File was a important office material.

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.

-Web was spider's home.

-Virus was flu.

-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits...
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post Feb 11 2013, 05:22 PM
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Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
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MGRomy
post Feb 16 2013, 08:31 PM
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Question : When do women talk less? ?
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Ans : February !!
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post Feb 19 2013, 04:49 AM
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Very nice (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif)
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post Feb 21 2013, 12:42 AM
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A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari.
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Policemen Arrives.
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Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!
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Police Replied:- You're Such materialistic.
You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left
Arm Has Been Cut Off.
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Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.)
OMG! My Rolex Watch!... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif)
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post Feb 21 2013, 06:36 PM
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Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: Who give the permission to call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Feb 24 2013, 12:45 AM
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Attitude of Girls: When a Boy
Sends a Dirty
SMS..
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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards that to Her Friends
(Girls)
Then Replies to the Boy
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“Eww, I don’t like such stuff,
I am not that kind of girl” (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Feb 24 2013, 02:19 AM
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India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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post Feb 24 2013, 02:23 AM
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Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer..

Now We Know..
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Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)


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post Feb 27 2013, 05:16 PM
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If Any Girl On Facebook didn't Responds Your inb0x Message What We do ??
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Just Think . ??
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In Her WALL Just Wrote .
Hey Why You Send "I Luv You"
Message In mY Inbox ..?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Feb 28 2013, 04:31 AM
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3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

1- Newtons Method...
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

2- Einsteins Method...
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It.

3- The Police Method...
Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A Tiger.

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post Feb 28 2013, 04:33 AM
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I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger

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