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post Oct 15 2012, 08:46 AM
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@gourab-thank you :D
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post Oct 15 2012, 08:48 AM
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What is the longest word in the
English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between
the first and last letters!"
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post Oct 15 2012, 08:53 AM
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Teacher: Maria please point to
America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class,
who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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post Oct 15 2012, 08:56 AM
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A Scotsman who was driving
home one night, ran into a car
driven by an Englishman. The
Scotsman got out of the car to
apologize and offered the
Englishman a drink from a bottle
of whisky. The Englishman was
glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have
another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully.
"But don't you want one, too?"
he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman,
"after the police have gone."
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post Oct 15 2012, 09:00 AM
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A Scotsman who was driving
home one night, ran into a car
driven by an Englishman. The
Scotsman got out of the car to
apologize and offered the
Englishman a drink from a bottle
of whisky. The Englishman was
glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have
another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully.
"But don't you want one, too?"
he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman,
"after the police have gone."
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Rahulanant83
post Oct 15 2012, 09:15 AM
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A: Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong
finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong
woman.
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Rahulanant83
post Oct 15 2012, 09:19 AM
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A man was pulled over for
driving too fast, even though he
thought he was driving just
fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm
giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge!
(The officer gives man the
ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket
if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that
you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket
for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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Rahulanant83
post Oct 15 2012, 09:27 AM
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A: Did you hear that a baby was
fed on elephant's milk and
gained twenty pounds in a
week.
B: That's impossible. Whose
baby?
A: An elephant's.
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post Oct 15 2012, 09:31 AM
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"Am I the first man you have
ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why
do men always ask the same
question?"
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post Oct 15 2012, 11:29 AM
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very Nice & funny Topic Rahul..Keep it up!!!
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post Oct 16 2012, 08:32 AM
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post Oct 18 2012, 02:14 AM
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post Oct 19 2012, 03:52 AM
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Nice jokes
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post Oct 19 2012, 09:11 AM
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post Oct 20 2012, 08:34 PM
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A guy walks into a post office
one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the
counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a
perfume bottle and starts
spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better
of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what
he is doing. The man says "I'm
sending out 1,000 Valentine
cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But
why?" asks the man. "I'm a
divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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