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MGRomy
post Mar 9 2013, 08:13 PM
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Girl Friend : Where Is My
Birthday Gift..
Boy Friend : Can You See That
Red Hot Ferrari On The Other
side Of Road..
Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy)
- Yes!
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Boy Friend : I Bought Same
Color Nail Polish For You
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lalji1561
post Mar 12 2013, 05:29 AM
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God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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lalji1561
post Mar 12 2013, 05:31 AM
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A TRUE FACT-
People smoke and drink for a few days & get addicted to it..

We r studying since birth..
But still we r not addicted to studying
thats called
Self Control

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MGRomy
post Mar 31 2013, 01:30 AM
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"A woman can keep only
one secret-
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the secret of her
age" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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MGRomy
post Apr 19 2013, 05:49 PM
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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
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MGRomy
post Apr 19 2013, 05:51 PM
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Can a GIRL make u a MILLIONARE?
Yes !
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Conditions Apply:
U must be a BILLIONARE !:)
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universalrca
post Apr 21 2013, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 22 2012, 05:42 PM) *
Perfect ßoyfrnd:

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Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently.

Please give me?

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ßoy: Take 20 Rs & go home bring your purse..!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rockon.gif)


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post Apr 21 2013, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE (MGRomy @ Mar 10 2013, 08:43 AM) *
Girl Friend : Where Is My
Birthday Gift..
Boy Friend : Can You See That
Red Hot Ferrari On The Other
side Of Road..
Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy)
- Yes!
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Boy Friend : I Bought Same
Color Nail Polish For You


(IMG:style_emoticons/default/clapping.gif)
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universalrca
post Apr 22 2013, 10:30 AM
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My Girlfriend Told Me
If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift
She Would Burn It
So I Bought her A Candle (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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universalrca
post Apr 22 2013, 10:30 AM
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
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universalrca
post Apr 22 2013, 10:38 AM
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A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
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MGRomy
post Jun 3 2013, 05:24 PM
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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif)
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MGRomy
post Jun 18 2013, 05:30 PM
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Never Ask A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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An engineering Student, His
Percentage..!!
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It Hurts…….. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif)
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MGRomy
post Jun 18 2013, 05:32 PM
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Teacher: children's, exams are nearing,
If u have any doubt u can ask me
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Boys: In which printing Press the
question paper are printed? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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MGRomy
post Jun 21 2013, 07:47 PM
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Worlds shortest joke-
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2 women were sitting quietly (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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