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MGRomy
post Oct 19 2012, 10:08 AM
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:09 AM
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Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can"
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Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evil_2.gif)
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:14 AM
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A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
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A friend asked - How did U make it
possible??
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding

My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife
fell down,

she got up, patted the
Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time"
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After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" &
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When it happened the 3rd time, she
took out a gun & shot the horse.
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I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
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She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". &

Since then we are very happy... :
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post Oct 19 2012, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 19 2012, 11:14 AM) *
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
.

A friend asked - How did U make it
possible??
.
.

Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding

My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife
fell down,

she got up, patted the
Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time"
.
After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" &
.
When it happened the 3rd time, she
took out a gun & shot the horse.
.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". &

Since then we are very happy... :


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MGRomy
post Oct 21 2012, 05:00 AM
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In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes
Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall.
Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I ?

Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS" ? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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MGRomy
post Oct 21 2012, 05:02 AM
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Wife :
I Hate That Beggar >:O

Husband :
Why (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) ?

Wife :
Rascal, Yesterday I Gave Him Food..Today He Gave Me a Book.. "How to Cook" ! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rifle.gif)
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post Oct 21 2012, 09:41 AM
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CONGRATS!!

Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play, throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces.

Good Luck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif)
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post Oct 21 2012, 09:43 AM
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do your breathe through that thing?
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post Oct 21 2012, 09:46 AM
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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN.

Come on,, please tell me your age!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif)
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post Oct 21 2012, 09:48 AM
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love my self to (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Oct 21 2012, 09:50 AM
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X: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfrien?
Y: About 45 Pounds (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nopity.gif)
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post Oct 21 2012, 09:51 AM
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Two gold fish are in tank. One says to the other,
" Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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MGRomy
post Oct 22 2012, 05:11 AM
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Q : What's the difference
between Mother's & Girlfriend's
tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother's tears "EFFECT Our
HEART"
&
Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT
OurPOCKET"....
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MGRomy
post Oct 22 2012, 05:12 AM
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Perfect ßoyfrnd:

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Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently.

Please give me?

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ßoy: Take 20 Rs & go home bring your purse..!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rockon.gif)
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MGRomy
post Oct 22 2012, 05:19 AM
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An apple a day..
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is almost a thousand rupees a month..!!!
Visiting a doctor is cheaper... ! ! !

Be practical..; (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif)
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