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 Oct 15 2012, 08:46 AM
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 Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024  |
@gourab-thank you :D
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Oct 15 2012, 08:48 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
What is the longest word in the
English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" |
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Oct 15 2012, 08:53 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
Teacher: Maria please point to
America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did. |
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Oct 15 2012, 08:56 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A Scotsman who was driving
home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink." The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone." |
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Oct 15 2012, 09:00 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A Scotsman who was driving
home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink. "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink." The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. "Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone." |
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Oct 15 2012, 09:15 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A: Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. |
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Oct 15 2012, 09:19 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A man was pulled over for
driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk! |
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Oct 15 2012, 09:27 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A: Did you hear that a baby was
fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. B: That's impossible. Whose baby? A: An elephant's. |
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Oct 15 2012, 09:31 AM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
"Am I the first man you have
ever loved?" he said. "Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?" |
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Oct 15 2012, 11:29 AM
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 Group: Gifted Designer Posts: 745 Joined: 20-January 12 From: Heaven's Wrath Member No.: 12576562 |
very Nice & funny Topic Rahul..Keep it up!!!
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 Oct 16 2012, 08:32 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 12 Joined: 15-October 12 Member No.: 16203708 |
real fun. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif)
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Oct 18 2012, 02:14 AM
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 Group: Rising Themer Posts: 565 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
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 Oct 19 2012, 03:52 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 411 Joined: 18-September 11 From: കേരളം Member No.: 10584797 |
Nice jokes
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Oct 19 2012, 09:11 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 30 Joined: 16-February 12 Member No.: 13011521 |
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Oct 20 2012, 08:34 PM
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Group: Gifted Themer Posts: 1781 Joined: 7-October 11 From: india Member No.: 10931024 |
A guy walks into a post office
one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. |
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