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 Oct 19 2012, 10:08 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141  |
sms jokes comes here...
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Oct 19 2012, 10:09 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Yesterday I named my Wifi network "hack if you can"
. . . . . . . . . Today when I woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evil_2.gif) |
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Oct 19 2012, 10:14 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!!
. A friend asked - How did U make it possible?? . . Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time" . After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" & . When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse. . I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse. . She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". & Since then we are very happy... : |
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Oct 19 2012, 09:52 PM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 30 Joined: 16-February 12 Member No.: 13011521 |
QUOTE (MGRomy @ Oct 19 2012, 11:14 AM)  A Couple never fought in 25Yrs!!! . A friend asked - How did U make it possible?? . . Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted the Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time" . After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" & . When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse. . I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse. . She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". & Since then we are very happy... : (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clapping.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 05:00 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes Honey. Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH? Man: Sure Honey. Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I ? Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more. Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now? Man: Sure, with pleasure. All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much? Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS" ? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 05:02 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Wife :
I Hate That Beggar >:O Husband : Why (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) ? Wife : Rascal, Yesterday I Gave Him Food..Today He Gave Me a Book.. "How to Cook" ! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rifle.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 09:41 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-August 12 From: Indonesia Member No.: 15532715 |
CONGRATS!!
Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces. Good Luck (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 09:43 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-August 12 From: Indonesia Member No.: 15532715 |
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do your breathe through that thing? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evil_2.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 09:46 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-August 12 From: Indonesia Member No.: 15532715 |
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN.
Come on,, please tell me your age!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 09:48 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-August 12 From: Indonesia Member No.: 15532715 |
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love my self to (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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Oct 21 2012, 09:50 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-August 12 From: Indonesia Member No.: 15532715 |
X: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfrien?
Y: About 45 Pounds (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nopity.gif) |
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Oct 21 2012, 09:51 AM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-August 12 From: Indonesia Member No.: 15532715 |
Two gold fish are in tank. One says to the other,
" Do you know how to drive this thing?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/punk.gif) |
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Oct 22 2012, 05:11 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Q : What's the difference
between Mother's & Girlfriend's tears?? . . . . A Classic Answer.. . . . . . . . Mother's tears "EFFECT Our HEART" & Girlfriend's tears "EFFECT OurPOCKET".... |
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Oct 22 2012, 05:12 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Perfect ßoyfrnd:
. . Girlfriend: I forgot my purse at home & I need 2000 Rs urgently. Please give me? . . . . . . . . . . ßoy: Take 20 Rs & go home bring your purse..!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rockon.gif) |
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Oct 22 2012, 05:19 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
An apple a day..
. . . . . . is almost a thousand rupees a month..!!! Visiting a doctor is cheaper... ! ! ! Be practical..; (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif) |
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