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 Oct 16 2012, 08:29 AM
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Dec 17 2012, 08:09 AM
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Group: Developer Posts: 455 Joined: 9-May 12 From: Rahim yar khan Member No.: 14053885 |
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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Dec 17 2012, 08:19 AM
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Group: Developer Posts: 455 Joined: 9-May 12 From: Rahim yar khan Member No.: 14053885 |
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.
"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take away the pain," sobs the little girl. "What do you mean?" the teacher asks. "Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider." |
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Jan 13 2013, 06:31 AM
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nice jokes (IMG:style_emoticons/default/byebye.gif)
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Feb 25 2013, 01:28 AM
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 774 Joined: 5-May 12 Member No.: 14008612 |
There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format. (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/jdv1985n03lts7fthh5.png) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/fty64ocn14rgnt07ne9i.png) |
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Mar 3 2013, 03:24 AM
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 774 Joined: 5-May 12 Member No.: 14008612 |
Question By A Student !!
If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects, Then... How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subjects ? (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/m0eknbkazd939yeu4dly.png) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/xodg44747hktd7yd6rp.png) |
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Mar 27 2013, 10:46 PM
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Group: Partial Members Posts: 21 Joined: 1-February 13 Member No.: 17251467 |
Here is Our new little fantacy fiction movie. Pls watch and comments for us.Dream Distener episode 4>>>Download<<<Click (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wow.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/10.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/gathering.gif)
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