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MGRomy
post Oct 23 2012, 06:19 AM
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Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer:Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does...
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MGRomy
post Nov 1 2012, 07:26 PM
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TRUE STORY....(IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Teacher: Where’s your homework?

Girl: Ummm… (looks to boyfriend for help)?

Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.

Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled &
winked at her)

Teacher: What?

Boy: It was my fault.

Teacher: How so?

Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to
carry her books.

Teacher: So where’s her homework?

Boy: I dropped it.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for
saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)

Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it
finished....
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MGRomy
post Nov 1 2012, 07:31 PM
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Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a
Minute.
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Son: Wait dad, Let me Switch
it on.
Gf Pic delete, Gals Numberlist
delete, Phone call Received
delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
Memory Card Format.. :D

Son: Here it is.

Dad: Thanx I Just want to see
the time.

Son- Daaaaaaaaaaaad
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:21 AM
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The only person on this earth, who can ask women to stop talking,
and in reply, gets a smile back from her is...
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A Photographer
TRUE
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MGRomy
post Nov 8 2012, 02:45 AM
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Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/devil2.gif)
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:47 AM
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You need a Lion's heart... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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. to reject a Girl's request on facebook (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:48 AM
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Boy To Girl Before Exam: Hey All D Best

Girl: All Da Best To U Too
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But Girl Scored 80 Marks & Boy Failed
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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart..
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:49 AM
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Boys-Boys are intelligent than girls.

Girl- any proof??

boy- u always say IntelliGENTS,
but u never say IntelliLadies!!

Great people
Great Thoughts.
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:42 PM
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A lady broke the traffic signal...
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Police :- Stop!!
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Lady :- Plz let me go.I'm a teacher...
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Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my
life.
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Now write...'I'll never break signal' 1000 times.
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:43 PM
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The awkward moment
when....
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sOmeOne cOpies yOur status &
gets mOre likes than U...!!!
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:48 PM
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How to get a girl mad in 2 easy steps:

1. Take a picture of her.

2. Don't show it to her. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:51 PM
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Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif)
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:51 PM
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Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:54 PM
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Most beautiful feeling in
this world...???
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when u r trying to look at your frnd....
and u find that Your frnd is already lookking
at U... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

location-
'EXAM HALL'
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post Nov 9 2012, 07:55 PM
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What's the
main reason for
divorce ?..........
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"Marriage"
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