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 Jan 26 2013, 05:58 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141  |
A Girl’s “I will be Ready in 5 mints”
. . . . . . . . And . . . . . . . . . . A Boy’s “I will be back in 5 mints” . both are equal…(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Feb 2 2013, 07:49 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Husband: Today is sunday
& I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Feb 10 2013, 05:05 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Height of over confidence
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his orders as before..!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Feb 10 2013, 05:07 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Life before Computer:
. . -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written in paper. -Mouse was an animal. -Keyboard was a Piano. -File was a important office material. -Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip. -Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue. -Web was spider's home. -Virus was flu. -Apple and Blackberry were just fruits... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Feb 11 2013, 05:22 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them… |
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Feb 16 2013, 08:31 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Question : When do women talk less? ?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans : February !! |
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 Feb 19 2013, 04:49 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 352 Joined: 15-November 10 From: India Member No.: 8353328 |
Very nice (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap.gif)
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Feb 21 2013, 12:42 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari.
. Policemen Arrives. . Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! . . Police Replied:- You're Such materialistic. You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off. . Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.) OMG! My Rolex Watch!... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wallbash.gif) |
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Feb 21 2013, 06:36 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling. She angrily: Who give the permission to call me as darling.? Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
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Feb 24 2013, 12:45 AM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
Attitude of Girls: When a Boy
Sends a Dirty SMS.. . . . She Laughs For 10 Minutes, Forwards that to Her Friends (Girls) Then Replies to the Boy . . “Eww, I don’t like such stuff, I am not that kind of girl” (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Feb 24 2013, 02:19 AM
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 776 Joined: 5-May 12 Member No.: 14008612 |
India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!! (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/m0eknbkazd939yeu4dly.png) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/xodg44747hktd7yd6rp.png) |
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Feb 24 2013, 02:23 AM
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 776 Joined: 5-May 12 Member No.: 14008612 |
Edison Had Rightly Said:
A Fool Can Ask More Questions, Than A Wise Can Answer.. Now We Know.. . . . . . . . . Why All Of Us ..Are Speechless During The Exam Viva. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/m0eknbkazd939yeu4dly.png) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/xodg44747hktd7yd6rp.png) |
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Feb 27 2013, 05:16 PM
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Group: Super Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-August 11 Member No.: 9856141 |
If Any Girl On Facebook didn't Responds Your inb0x Message What We do ??
. . . Just Think . ?? . . . Very simple . . . . . . . In Her WALL Just Wrote . Hey Why You Send "I Luv You" Message In mY Inbox ..?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) |
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Feb 28 2013, 04:31 AM
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 776 Joined: 5-May 12 Member No.: 14008612 |
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method... Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger 2- Einsteins Method... Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It. 3- The Police Method... Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A Tiger. (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/jdv1985n03lts7fthh5.png) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/fty64ocn14rgnt07ne9i.png) |
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Feb 28 2013, 04:33 AM
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Group: Premium Publisher Posts: 776 Joined: 5-May 12 Member No.: 14008612 |
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/jdv1985n03lts7fthh5.png) (IMG:http://4img.pl/images/fty64ocn14rgnt07ne9i.png) |
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